Thank God I Am A Pubic Hair Lyrics
Well i thought a crotch is kinda laid back,
watchin them peckers tryin to get in her crack,
im gettin messy when there slippin off the track.
thank god im a pubic hair
So she fluffs me upwhen shes goin on a date.
washes the inside when shes guna masterbate.
scratches me to death cause her periods late.
thank god im a pubic hair.
When shes not really horny, she uses vaseline.
Takes a little shower and rubs me clean.
I appreciate it when im coverd with cream.
Thank god im a pubic hair.
well i like it when they eat but i dont like when they diddle.
i get crushed when there pounding on her middle.
curl right up when she takes a little piddle,
thank god im a pubic hair!