Bateli you could be as correct as anyone

because to begin with, the word "colitas" in the lyrics refers to the flowering buds of a marijuana plant. But I'll offer even more of my own interpretation by highlighting the more revealing aspects:
Hotel California
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
(desert highway, probably very isolated)
Warm smell of
colitas, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance,
I saw shimmering light
(only a large/major/gaudy establishment or something very isolated would "shimmer" for his attention)
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There she stood in the doorway;
(a "welcome"? ... not your ordinary hotel by any stretch of the imagination)
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell'
(...big goings-on at this place...)
Then
she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
(an odd reference to something unique, something very exclusive or very private)
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard
them say...
(a large party of some sort? .. not typical at all for a hotel in the USA, other than maybe an average dancing club off to the side of the residual areas)
Welcome to the
Hotel California
(a grand name, and the location of Hollywood ... a center of decadence in film and music...)
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel California
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find it here
Her mind is
Tiffany-twisted, she got the
Mercedes Benz
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends
How they
dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
(dancing in a courtyard; extremely rare and exclusive in the USA)
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget
So I called up the Captain,
'Please bring me
my wine'
(as if he's a frequent visitor)
He said,
'We haven't had that spirit here since nineteen sixty nine'
(the 'Captain' of the hotel or restaurant really knows his wine ... wealth)
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the Hotel California
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
(repetitive ... mesmerizing? hypnotic?)
They
livin' it up at the Hotel California
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis
(suggests a degree of embarrassment about being here ... the decadence?)
Mirrors on the ceiling,
(yes! the decadence!!)
The pink champagne on ice
And she said 'We are all just
prisoners here, of our own device'
And in the master's chambers,
They gathered for the feast
(seriously exclusive event, of the "decadent" variety)
They stab it with their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast
(the beast of their individual+collective self-indulgences)
Last thing I remember
(obviously a result of a drunken+drugged stupor
)
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place I was before
'Relax,' said the night man,
'We are programmed to
receive.
(receive and entrap...)
You can check out any time you like,
But you can never leave!
obviously because the Hotel's enticements of luxury and self-gratification are so strong, and the will of those who go there is so weak)
~ ~ ~
The only complication in all of it is that this is not something that can happen just anywhere: Whoever goes to the Hotel California must have some above-average means, money or power or connections; and that of itself is the
entrapment.