Ok, Jim. That does it! Now you're obligated to make this into a song and sell it or record it in Nashville. Take my advice. Either that or turn in some scripts for reading on NPR.
Do you know Bailey White? Read "Mama Makes Up Her Mind." You will like it. Perhaps you'll even decide to write a book.
This is an international Forum. Some people might read and get mad (and they have a right to). Others may read and think, "What's with this chap?" or "Who the hello does he think he is?!" Yep. They just might. Then again, people who get you might just laugh. I'm mad. I'm thinking "What's with this guy? Who does he think he is?" And I'm laughing.