ATL Chit Chat Caffe

[amaryn]

we all learn or like to learn languages in general, Nere Some even pretend they do, hahaha
Can't remember their names though

[noona]

@viva: is GPU today? I thought it was in a few weeks time !! I need to check back into reality I think :P

oh, and Evening peeps

[dragonfly93]

GPU? Fill me in, I'm an American!!

[Go0chy]

hello hows everyone:/

[VivaPalestina]

hello hows everyone:/

Still alive

Noo waay Noor!! Outlandish?? You are one lucky potato!! Enjoy your day to its fullest 3eini They live half an hour away from me and I've still not seen them bahh

*screams* yes way I had forgotten how much I loved them haha aaaaah khalas I'm in love and voiceless thanks to me screaming two days in a row...

How could you not see them?? You lucky Danish girl steal 3isam for me will you? =]

GPU? Fill me in, I'm an American!!

Haha sorry sweetie, me and Faz were discussing this on the question thread, sad event (Global Peace and Unity) in which we supposedly show the world that Muslims arent as scary as we're made out to be Of course we also go a bit wild that day

@viva: is GPU today? I thought it was in a few weeks time!! I need to check back into reality I think

yes!! Dont worry, I screamed on behalf of you too =]

Hi Viva!
I'm quite upset about these threadsplits. What is the reason?
Somewhere you defend youself saying you are not that orange usually: could it be you eat too many carrots, love? They have the same results it seems!

Thanks for caring bro! And no I havent forgotten about your dare, I'm not gonna give up, you'll see me and Mol rap pretty soon but can I have a bit more encouragement??

I dont remember why I was orange, maybe it was the carrots

[dragonfly93]

LOL glad to see you again Noor!! Yallah pick up your mails!!!

...and tell me if I should forward that Spanish email to you-know-who...

[dragonfly93]

Idk who's bored here, but here are two funny email forwards I received... ROFLMAO!!!

The first one

>>SENT TO ME BY A FRIEND IN AUSTRIA<<

Eleven people were hanging on a rope
under a helicopter.
Ten men and one woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all
so they decided that one had to leave,
because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person
until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope,
because, as a woman,
she was used to giving up everything
for her husband and kids or for men in general,
and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech,
all the men started clapping . . . . . .

And the second...(no offence to you guys ):

>>INSTALLING A HUSBAND<<

Dear Tech support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

DEAR DESPERATE,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT installs Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 7.0 and Hot Lingerie 9.7.
Good Luck,

Tech Support

[amaryn]

Well dragie, how would this Chat cafe survive without you? Rolling over the floor again with that Austrian anecdote story. And I usually can't stand people who are typical jokers, just like one after the other type of scared-you-don't-like-me- individuals, but here we have a shiny exception: dropping them like bombs at the right moment

[VivaPalestina]

Anna, I actually loved the installing a husband one, I forwarded it to my friend...and I never do forwards

[astorias]

LOL anna liked theM!

[noona]

Loved the hubby forward anna Tislameen

[MaresLejanos]

Idk who's bored here, but here are two funny email forwards I received... ROFLMAO!!!

The first one

>>SENT TO ME BY A FRIEND IN AUSTRIA<<

Eleven people were hanging on a rope
under a helicopter.
Ten men and one woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all
so they decided that one had to leave,
because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren't able to choose that person
until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope,
because, as a woman,
she was used to giving up everything
for her husband and kids or for men in general,
and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return.
As soon as she finished her speech,
all the men started clapping . . . . . .

And the second...(no offence to you guys ):

>>INSTALLING A HUSBAND<<

Dear Tech support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

DEAR DESPERATE,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT installs Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

Also do not attempt to reinstall Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 7.0 and Hot Lingerie 9.7.
Good Luck,

Tech Support

I received the second one too, and I loved it. And I liked a lot the first too

Thank you!

[dragonfly93]

LOL glad you all liked

Marecita, so happy to see you again!! ¿Qué tal?

[MaresLejanos]

I'm fine, thanks How is about you?

[dragonfly93]

I'm good Still breathing xP I've got a computer science exam tomorrow (announced today by the teacher ) and a chemistry test... but i'll be ok

[MaresLejanos]

Oh, I don't like much exams . I don't mind learning, but I don't love giving exams! That must be forbidden . Good luck with them!!!

I'm eating chipá, i'm not quite sure where it comes from, but they are tasty Wanna some?

[dragonfly93]

Sure, before I go to bed as a snack

I'm off now, nighties to all buenas noches

[Darcy]

afternoon everybody, good news from hospital yesterday..hubbby had a checkup and the doctor says he will be walking again within 3 weeks.

[MaresLejanos]

The ex-president of this country, the husband of our current president, died this morning... Even though I don't like them that much, this news put me sad somehow... Weird day!

How are you all doing?

[MaresLejanos]

@Darcy, that's a good news indeed!!! I'm happy for you!