I'm sorry if this isn't the usual type of request but I really need some help, and I heard this place was the best at translation.
This is a poem I've written myself to a short story contest for a free to play game called Dream of Mirror Online.
My guildies liked it so much that they wanted it translated into german.
The reason why I'm posting into a lyrics translation forum is because this short story is written in rhyme, and I don't know if it's possible to keep it rhyme after translation.
If that is too much, a literal German translation will suffice, thank you for any help!
This is the story of a Merc*, Swordsman*, Wizard*, Doc*, and Fencer*.
Their group was short only one member.
“With a Musician* our party will be full of life”
“No way, the last one ran off with my wife!”
“With a Thief* we can gain some extra loot”
“To them its finder’s keepers so give him the boot”
“Invite that Shaman*, his magic is the best”
“Sorry this is an AoE* party, he can go solo like the rest”
“A Merchant*’s wealth redefines the term ‘Class’**”
“They’re always charging me for insurance so I’ll pass”
“Hey, invite your Hunter* friend? It’ll be fun”
“But he hasn’t left his home since they nerfed stun*!”
“Why can’t I send anymore invites to that sexy Dancer*?”
“She probably blocked*** you because you won't take ‘No’ for an answer”
Finally they took the Martial Artist*,
because he threatened to hit them with Far Fist*.
*These are in-game names or terms that do not need to be translated
if you don't want to
**This statement is a play on the english word class both designating the type of character job (Merchant), and social role (aristocract)
*** blocked as in the internet term for disabling messages being received from a specific annoying person, otherwise known as /ignore, blacklisted.
I hope you guys can help me, and if you want to change up the actual words so that it still rhymes that would be great. If not, could I get some hints on how to do that myself along with the literal translation?