Would appreciate help

There is a song that is used as Bumper Music on the Imus in the Morning show occasionally with lyrics that go something like this:

If you catch your pants on fire, something's wrong, if you think you're the Messiah, something's wrong.
If you catch a plane to Venus, something's wrong, if your girlfriend's got a penis, something's wrong.

Anybody know it???

Its called "Something's Wrong" by "K's Choice"