Strange/Fun Song

Can't remember who sang this, does anybody know the lyrics snippet below?

>> ... changed the price on a dress
>> ... [get me] in such a bloody mess

It was sung with a British accent, probably by a male, but from a female point of view. It more rhyming-talking than singing. It wasn't the chorus, and I don't think it was a verse either. Possibly a bridge.

The song was most likely from the late 70's or maybe early 80's. That bit above, at least, was supposed to be mildly humorous. Not sure if the rest of it was.

Thanks,
Sylvia

Does that lyric sound like it might be Frank Zappa?

>> ... changed the price on a dress
>> ... [get me] in such a bloody mess