song? "whiskey and beer is what i got here..."

[xstopemailingmex]

I am ardently searching for the song containing the lyrics

"whiskey and beer - is what i got here - root-doot-do-doot-do-doot-doot-doot"
"cocaine and weed - that's all i need - root-doot-do-doot-do-doot-doot-doot"

the song repeats these lyrics over and over, soundling similar to a pirate jig, or perhaps a Gogol Bordello song hidden somewhere.

Any help is appreciated greatly - thank you!