title and lyrics to 2 songs

I have been looking for the names of two different funny songs and my children do not believe they even existed

Here are some of the words.
1. Hey baby I'm the telephone man.
You can hang it on the wall, you can hang-it in the hall

2. bertha butt- she was one of the but sisters.

Can anyone help?

First song is

Telephone Man - By Meri Wilson
http://www.houseoflyrics.com/lyrics/...phone_man.html

Second song is

Troglodyte (Cave Man) - By Jimmy Castor Bunch
http://members.aol.com/deafdude2/lyr...troglodyte.htm