I have been searching for this track forever, I randomly downloaded an essential mix that listed about 10 different DJs including pete tong, DJ Dan, Carl Cox, Derrick Carter etc...the whole set I would say sounds most like a Dj Dan one but...who knows??
And the song I'm looking for has a saxophone playing throughout and a voice speaking with some use of pitch control to distort their voice

"Individuals ready to inject funk into the bloodstream of millions of unfunky non-rhythm having so called party people... Party people who think that funk is some four letter word that died in 1979"

"fresh uncut funk"

"everything you do will be extremely funky, s-cuse me while i do the boogaloo"

those are some sample lyrics, please please let me know if you any any idea what thing track might be called