Cannot remember 4 old 90s Techno songs..Can U help?

There have been three songs I cannot for the life of me remember the names of and have been SEARCHING for years! The used to play it at the Pallaidium in NY back in the 90s. I bet a lot of people know them out there--but I cannot find it.

#1 - A techno song with the lyrics from Pacino in Carlitos Way "You think your Big Time? Your gonna #$#@ die Big Time...."

#2 - A techno song (I thought was called the Joker) Where it had the Joker Laugh in the background (or it could have been Vincent Price from Thriller---but I think it was the Joker from Batman: The Movie). I know there have been searches out there for laughing Techno---and people said "The Funeral is About to Begin" and "Don't Laugh". Not sure if these are them

#3 - It was a techno song with a clip from Black Sheep "Stobelight Honeys" the looped and went "I gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go.....SLAM IT"

#4 - Some WIERD song where they would be a dialog and some one would say "THere is no guestlist tonight" (amoung other things). It was played regularly in the Palladium.

Any help t stopping the insanity in my head is great appreiated (and where can I find the songs).

Thanks

i too am searching for 'the Joker' if it helps others to track it, i have a bit of it on a download called 'dance mix techno 11-ultimate techno mix. first song is:uno dos tres, then german speaking, then 'system' 'other side of life' then 'come on ya'll lets rock ya? then 'do what you wanna do , 'do it' then 'relax your body, 'move your body', some more i can't quite explain then the neat rift into 'they call me Joker' in the background is heard, 'where's the hope in the world now?!
i've been searching for this 'joker' for way too long, please help!

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Sorry, not a great help here...don't know the first 3 songs, but could the fourth be the old XL-records anthem "Kicks Like A Mule - The Bouncer"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tguP14GMrCA

Cheers,
Nikk

No 1: Maybe That Kid - Big Time (Carlito's Dream) from year 1994?
Here you can play sample: http://www.htfr.com/more-info/MR1888

Wow -- I remember Quick like a Mule! ...but that is not it. It may have been some segmant used by the DJ. The music sort of stops like in the Carlito's dream song when the dialog starts.

Lollipop! You ROCK! That is it!!!!!! CARLITO'S DREAM