Worst Lyrics... Ever

[damarys]

Okay, we have all heard them and probably sung them!
Sometimes a song has a good beat but the words are awful. Maybe they're funny, maybe they're silly... share them!

This song just made me go.... WHAT!!!???

I love you period - by Dan Baird

I love you period
Do you love me question mark
Please, please exclamation point
I want to hold you in parentheses
I love you period
Do you love me question mark
Please, please exclamation point
I want to hold you in parentheses

[Brian's love Child]

"Second Chance" by Shinedown makes me want to puke. Good lord who uses the phrase "I'm just sayin' " in any serious sense???

"My eyes are open wide
And by the way, I made it
Through the day
I watched the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out Today (Ooooh you're soooooo deep *barf)

I just saw Hayley's comet, (doubt it)
shoo-ting
Said ,"Why you always running in place? ( let me find 10,000 other songs that say that)
Even the man in the moon disappeared (MAN IN THE MOON??? please be more cliche)
Somewhere in the stratosphere"


[Chorus]
Tell my mother,
Tell my father
I've done the best I can (as if they aren't listening to this crap on MTV anyways)
To make them realize
This is my life (aren't you like 30?)
I hope they understand
I'm not angry, I'm just saying...
Sometimes goodbye
Is a second chance

Please don't cry
One tear for me (doesn't crying entail tears??)
I'm not afraid of
What I have to say
This is my one and
Only voice (duuuuurrrr)
So listen close, it's
Only for today (no thanks...)

I just saw Hayley's comet, shoo-ting
Said ,"Why you always running in place?
Even the man in the moon disappeared
Somewhere in the stratosphere"


[Chorus]
Tell my mother,
Tell my father
I've done the best I can
To make them realize
This is my life
I hope they understand
I'm not angry, I'm just saying...
Sometimes goodbye
Is a second chance

Heres my chance
This is my chance (I'm sure you'll write more crappy songs)



It also doesn't help that the lead singer to the band dresses all metal and then sings this crap so some stupid pop ballad.

[kardoula95]

I found stupid lyrics in the song "Life" of Des'ree. Watch the lyrics....

"I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in the park
When there's no one else around
Oh I get the shivers
I don't wanna see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news

Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life
Life, oh life
Oh life, oh life... "

Watch the first part. I don't know what you think about it but I think those lyrics are just dumb.
But I like the song though

[Faayzaah']

Heheyy , Nice topic !
'It wasn't me's lyrics , by Shaggy & Ricardo Ducent , suck big time even though the beat is good ..
They're so weird I don't even want to write them LOL !

[Spirit34]

Slippery D*k By Peaches.

The worst lyrics to ever find....

Can you cut the mustard to clear the custard

you got a
butter mouth
butter cup
buttered buns
butter up
black hankie
straight shot
no raincoat
flame hot
tongue teaser
old geezer
shrimp pleaser
fridge freezer
kitchen cleaner
cherry picker
soup sipper
lilly dipper
hoop snake
double header
flip flop
69er
dairy farmer
cream of the crop
got rich(shock)
dont stop dont stop

slippery D*k
its just a fish in the atlantic

bam bam
you wanna ram the damn
pull back the curtains
and feed the clam
bo peep
lookie freak
peer *****
voyeur
wind jammer
party slammer
cake eater
vacuum cleaner
private rave
tawste bud
jelly cave
lil nub
call it a queeb
call it a queef
big chuck young buck(fist **** **** suck)
whats the diff

slippery ****
its just a fish in the atlantic

toss freaker
floss tweaker
sauce leeker
moss shrieker
face artist
linguist
ficky fick
specialist
easy mark
easy make
easy bake
oven quake
bucket boy
we spaghetti
whack job
lunch is ready

can you cut the mustard to clear the custard

slippery ****
its just a fish in the atlantic

[Ligeia]

From Never say goodbye:
Remember when we used to park /On Butler Street out in the dark
Remember when we lost the keys /And you lost more than that in my backseat

I'll be there for you by Bon Jovi too.
"I guess this time you're really leaving /I heard your suitcase say goodbye" (this always makes me laugh)

"You say you're cried a thousand rivers / And now you're swimming for the shore /You left me drowning in my tears /And you won't save me anymore "

And Baby you know my hands are dirty /But I wanted to be your valentine /I'll be the water when you get thirsty, baby /When you get drink, I'll be the wine

Nothing against BJ, I'm sure they've done better stuff, but these are two of the stupidest songs I've ever heard!

[kardoula95]

Haha these "Slippery" lyrics and the text of Bon Jovi
Amazing.

I've got new stuuupid lyrics indeed in german.. but they're too stupid, everytime I hear the song I joke about it. xp
Although I have to share it with non-german people because it's too funny.
So I translated it. (:

"Es ist so viel, so viel zu viel
Überall Reklame
Zuviel Brot und zuviel Spiel
Das Glück hat keinen Namen

Alle Straßen sind befahr’n
In den Herzen kalte Bilder
Keiner kann Gedanken lesen
Das Klima wird milder"

It's so much, so much too much
Everywhere advertisement
Too much of bread and too much of game
Luck has no name

All the streets are travelled
In the hearts are cold images
Nobody can read the thoughts
The climate goes colder (milder? )

Refrain:
"Ich bau 'ne Stadt für dich
Aus Glas und Gold wird Stein
Und jede Straße die hinausführt
Führt auch wieder rein
Ich bau eine Stadt für dich
Und für mich"

Chorus:
I build a city for you
Out of glass and gold becomes stone
And every street that carries you out
Carries you in again
I build a city for you
And for me

"Keiner weiß mehr wie er aussieht
Oder wie er heißt
Alle sind hier auf der Flucht
Die Tränen sind aus Eis

Es muss doch auch anders geh'n
So geht das nicht weiter
Wo find ich Halt, wo find ich Schutz?
Der Himmel ist aus Blei hier

Ich geb keine Antwort mehr
Auf die falschen Fragen
Die Zeit ist rasend schnell verspielt
Und das Glück muss man jagen"


Nobody knows how he looks like
Or how he's called
Everybody is on the run here
The tears are out of ice

I don't give an answer aymore
To the wrong questions
The time is bungled very fast
And you have to chase the luck

...chorus again.. ich bau 'ne Stadt für dich ...

"Eine Stadt in der es keine Angst gibt nur Vertrauen
Wo wir die Mauern aus Gier und Verächtichkeit abbauen
Wo das Licht nicht erlischt
Das war's dahin
Und jedes Morgenrot
Und jeder Traum sich lohnt
Und wo jeder Blick durch Zeit und Raum in unsere Herzen fließt"

A city where is no fear only faith
Where we'll remove the walls out of greed and sniffiness
Where the light won't get out
"Das war's dahin" (I don't know how to translate it.)
And every dawn and every dream is worth it
And where every view through time and space is flowing into our hearts

repeat chorus and then it's over. Lucky.
What do you think about it?

If you want to listen to the song just do it. The link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG1lujlMMsg

Maybe it sounds good when you don't really understand the lyrics.

[Luke of Metal]

Any dance / "R'n'B" / hip hop lyrics (from the charts, not from the 80's/90's)

That stuff's just about fashion and marketting, not a message.

[namratasnv]

Hi,

Well, I havent been through such lyrics that I found worst as, this is what I really dont know but, as here I found so many lyrics of worst songs.


I havent really heard of such lyrics but let see, If I got some I will send it here.



Thanks!