Irony For The Win

[SPEAKING]
It doesn’t matter if you’re thin or tall,
It doesn’t matter if you’re fat or small,
Beauty is a perception - that is all,
Now can you hear the Irony call?

Eat your dinner,
‘Cause you’re not fat,
She’ll eat it up,
And sick it back,
She wants to be a model,
But size 8 is not enough,
This morbid world,
Is full of this stuff…

It doesn’t matter if you’re thin or tall,
It doesn’t matter if you’re fat or small,
Beauty is a perception - that is all,
Now can you hear the Irony call?
It doesn’t matter if you’re thin or tall,
You’re not another splat of seaman on daddy’s wall,
Beauty’s wrong direction will eventually fall,
Now can you hear the Irony call?

Do you see them?
They’re everywhere,
Orange faces,
And bleached blonde hair,
They say they’re WAGs,
But act like sluts,
Open a separate world,
And lock this one shut.

It doesn’t matter if you’re thin or tall,
It doesn’t matter if you’re fat or small,
Beauty is a perception - that is all,
Now can you hear the Irony call?
It doesn’t matter if you’re thin or tall,
You’re not another splat of seaman on daddy’s wall,
Beauty’s wrong direction will eventually fall,
Now can you hear the Irony call?

Be glad you’re alive,
Can you survive?
Perfection will strive,
But Irony will win in the end…

It doesn’t matter if you’re thin or tall,
It doesn’t matter if you’re fat or small,
Beauty is a perception - that is all,
Now can you hear the Irony call?
It doesn’t matter if you’re thin or tall,
You’re not another splat of seaman on daddy’s wall,
Beauty’s wrong direction will eventually fall,
Now can you hear the Irony call?

Now can you hear the Irony call?