Jope Ruonansuu - Pieni Hiace

So this is a song that tells its own version of the exploits that almost every Finn has experienced one time or another: the good old trip to Estonia to buy a whole lot cheaper tax-free booze. The melody comes from another song, this is a parody of that popular song. I've used redneck to convey the Finnish slang

kauppiaat ajelee yönsa
ehkäpä aamula tulee ne Lahteen
sytkarin valosa poika
panee tekstiviestia varastetullaan
ja alakerran emanta
hänkin istuu kyydisa
ja ikkunasta paiskoo
talkkari tyhyjiä pulloja ojaan
kaikki samasa tullisa notkutaan
kunnes Soomen portit aukaistetaan

kuinka palion mahtuu
pieneen hiaceen pieneen hiaceen
piraattitavaroita
kuinkas palion mahtuu
pieneen hiaceen jussi-paitoja
melkein aitoja

Tuula katsoo peiliin
ja sivelee kasvoilleen kuluneen meikin
uusi ukko päälle
se jurittaa unohtaa sen saarenmaan heikin
joka pensiinin loppua
aina saarnaten innola
yksinänsä lapsi
nukahtaa varastetull istuimelleen
kaikki samasa tullisa notkutaan
kunnes soomin portit aukaistetaan

kuinkas palion mahtuu
pieneen hiaceen pieneen hiaceen
piraattitavaroita
kuinkas palion mahtuu
pieneen hiaceen jussi-paitoja
melekein aitoja
kuinkas palion mahtuu
pieneen hiaceen pieneen hiaceen
piraattitavaroita
kuinkas palion mahtuu
pieneen hiaceen myyntiviinoja
pöytäliinoja

köllikollot lyö
käy ajaja lepaamaan
eipä sakkolappua
tullut ikkunaan tänäänkään

kuinka palion mahtuu
pieneen hiaceen pieneen hiaceen
piraattitavaroita
kuinkas palion mahtuu
pieneen hiaceen jussi-paitoja
melekein aitoja
kuinkas palion mahtuu
pieneen hiaceen pieneen hiaceen
piraattitavaroita
teretulemasta pieneen hiaceen
jussi-paitoja
melkein aitoja
kuinkas palion mahtuu
pieneen hiaceen pieneen hiaceen
piraattitavaroita
kuinkas monta mahtuu
pieneen hiaceen kuivia naisia
pirulaisia
kuinka palion ol liikaa?

Small Toyota Hiace (in a Southern US Accent)

sales people drive away all night
maybe in da mornin they arrive at Lahti (city in Finland)
in da light of a lighter a boy..
types a text message wif his stolen (mobile)
and da mrs. from downstares..
she also sits in da car
and out of da window he keeps flingin..
the janitor dat this, em empty bottles
we all drowse at da same customs
until da gates ta dat finland aur opened

how much is yonder room for
in da small hiace, in da small hiace
for pirates?
how much is yonder room for
in da small hiace fer Jussi da Finn -shirts
almost real

Tuula luks at da sideview mirror
and strokes some of dat worn-out make-up on her face
new man on [her?]
he grinds his teeth, forgittin dat Heikki from Saaremaa (place in Estonia)
who always preached wif vigor
the nearin end of gas resources
alone da child
falls asleep on a stolen baby seat
we all drowse at da same customs
until da gates ta dat finland aur opened

how much is yonder room for
in da small hiace, in da small hiace
for pirates?
how much is yonder room for
in da small hiace fer Jussi da Finn -shirts
almost real
well, how much is yonder room for
in da small hiace, in da small hiace
for pirates?
well, how much is yonder room for
in da small hiace fer liquor
table cloths (rhymes in Finnish)

the sleepy bells they toll
the driver lays down ta rest
the traffic ticket, also today
we escaped from it

well, how much is yonder room for
in da small hiace, in da small hiace
for pirates?
well, how much is yonder room for
in da small hiace fer Jussi da Finn -shirts
almost real
well, how much is yonder room for
in da small hiace, in da small hiace
for pirates?
”Welecume” ta da small hiace
the Jussi da Finn -shirts
almost real
well, how much is yonder room for
in da small hiace, in da small hiace
for pirates?
well, how much is yonder room for
in da small hiace fer photos of wimmen
em devils
well, how much is too much?

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for people who can't handle the version in Southern US Accent

sales people drive away all night
maybe in the morning they arrive at Lahti (city in Finland)
in the light of a lighter a boy..
types a text message with his stolen (mobile)
and the mrs. from downstairs..
she also sits in the car
and out of the window he keeps flinging..
the janitor that this, them empty bottles
we all drowse at the same customs
until the gates to that finland are opened

how much is there room for
in the small hiace, in the small hiace
for pirates?
how much is there room for
in the small hiace for Jussi the Finn -shirts
almost real

Tuula looks at the sideview mirror
and strokes some of that worn-out make-up on her face
new man on [her?]
he grinds his teeth, forgetting that Heikki from Saarenmaa (place in Estonia)
who always preached with vigor
the nearing end of gas resources
alone the child
falls asleep on a stolen baby seat
we all drowse at the same customs
until the gates to that finland are opened

how much is there room for
in the small hiace, in the small hiace
for pirates?
how much is there room for
in the small hiace for Jussi the Finn -shirts
almost real
well, how much is there room for
in the small hiace, in the small hiace
for pirates?
well, how much is there room for
in the small hiace for liquor
table cloths (rhymes in Finnish)

the sleepy bells they toll
the driver lays down to rest
the traffic ticket, also today
we escaped from it

well, how much is there room for
in the small hiace, in the small hiace
for pirates?
well, how much is there room for
in the small hiace for Jussi the Finn -shirts
almost real
well, how much is there room for
in the small hiace, in the small hiace
for pirates?
”Welecome” to the small hiace
the Jussi the Finn -shirts
almost real
well, how much is there room for
in the small hiace, in the small hiace
for pirates?
well, how much is there room for
in the small hiace for photos of women
them devils
well, how much is too much?

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