cantec Spitalul De Urgenta?

Sent me by a friend in Bucuesti...might someone translate it into English, va rog? So I can laugh, too? (and how would you say "So I can laugh, too" in Romanian, if it's not too much trouble?) Thanks.

Spitalul De Urgenta - Ori La Bal Ori La Spital: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpv8E...eature=related

I:
M-am nascut intre Carpati dintr-o mama si cinci tati
Un' la REBU, trei RENEL si-un deputat
M-a trimis mama la scoala la copii sa-mprastii boala
Raie, gripa si pojar tropical
Mai incolo la liceu aveam boli de derbedeu
Toate fetele mureu dupa mine
Iar acum la facultate mi-au dat 4 ani la carte
Si de suparare am inceput sa beau, au, au, auuuuuuu.

Refren:
Ori la bal, ori la spital
Noaptea asta vreau scandal
Va anunt ca n-am murit, sunt treaz, sau nu ?
Ori la bal, ori la spital
Noaptea asta vreau scandal
Peste butoaie m-ati ales cu totii primar.
Ori la bal, ori la spital
Noaptea asta vreau scandal
Ori la bal, ori la spital
Noaptea asta vreau scandal.

II:
Si de ziua mea ma cauta
Toti prietenii se-mbata
Dimineata imi beau cafeaua la politie
Rapitorii ma iubesc, pe la colturi ma pandesc
Ma ajuta sa-mi pun vanatai la ochi
Am masina, n-am benzina, am nevasta, n-am lumina
Ca mi-e frica sa o vad, e prapad
Si de-atata fericire stau si plang in nestire
Cu prieteni la butoaie ïncep sa dam.

Refren:..

(p.s What is that " ï" about? I've seen that turn up a couple of other times in transcriptions of Romanian lyrics, is it some glitch related to diacritical marks?)

So I can laugh, too. = Sa rad si eu.

E.R. - EITHER TO THE BALL OR TO THE HOSPITAL

I:
M-am nascut intre Carpati dintr-o mama si cinci tati
I WAS BORN BETWEEN THE CARPATHIANS FROM ONE MOTHER AND FIVE FATHERS
Un' la REBU, trei RENEL si-un deputat
ONE WORKING FOR REBU*, ONE WORKING FOR RENEL** AND A DEPUTY
M-a trimis mama la scoala la copii sa-mprastii boala
MY MOTHER SENT ME TO SCHOOL TO SPREAD DISEASES
Raie, gripa si pojar tropical
ITCH, FLU AND TROPICAL MEASLES
Mai incolo la liceu aveam boli de derbedeu
LATER ON, IN HIGHSCHOOL I HAD SCAMP DISEASES
Toate fetele mureu dupa mine
ALL THE GIRLS WERE DYING FOR ME
Iar acum la facultate mi-au dat 4 ani la carte
AND NOW, IN FACULTY THE GAVE ME FOR YEARS OF READING BOOKS (like a sentence for a convict)
Si de suparare am inceput sa beau, au, au, auuuuuuu.
AND OUT OF SORROW I'VE STARTED TO DRINK.

Refren:
Ori la bal, ori la spital
EITHER TO THE BALL OR TO THE HOSPITAL
Noaptea asta vreau scandal
TONIGHT I'M LOOKING FOR TROUBLE
Va anunt ca n-am murit, sunt treaz, sau nu ?
I'M INFORMING YOU THAT I'M NOT DEAD, I AM SOBER, AM I NOT?
Ori la bal, ori la spital
EITHER TO THE BALL OR TO THE HOSPITAL
Noaptea asta vreau scandal
TONIGHT I'M LOOKING FOR TROUBLE
Peste butoaie m-ati ales cu totii primar.
THEY'VE ELECTED ME MAIOR OVER THE BARRELS
Ori la bal, ori la spital
EITHER TO THE BALL OR TO THE HOSPITAL
Noaptea asta vreau scandal
TONIGHT I'M LOOKING FOR TROUBLE
Ori la bal, ori la spital
EITHER TO THE BALL OR TO THE HOSPITAL
Noaptea asta vreau scandal
TONIGHT I'M LOOKING FOR TROUBLE.


II:
Si de ziua mea ma cauta
THEY LOOK FOR ME ON MY BIRTHDAY
Toti prietenii se-mbata
ALL MY FRIENDS GET DRUNK
Dimineata imi beau cafeaua la politie
IN THE MORNING I DRINK MY COFFEE AT THE POLICE STATION
Rapitorii ma iubesc, pe la colturi ma pandesc
KIDNAPERS LOVE ME, THEY WAIT FOR ME ROUND THE CORNER
Ma ajuta sa-mi pun vanatai la ochi
THEY HELP ME PUT BRUISES ON MY EYES
Am masina, n-am benzina, am nevasta, n-am lumina
I HAVE A CAR, I'M OUT OF GAS, I HAVE A WIFE, I DON'T HAVE LIGHT
Ca mi-e frica sa o vad, e prapad
CAUSE I'M AFRAID TO SEE HER, IT'S TERRIBLE
Si de-atata fericire stau si plang in nestire
AND OUT OF SO MUCH HAPINESS I SIT AND CRY
Cu prieteni la butoaie ïncep sa dam.
AND I START HITTING THE BARRELS WITH MY FRIENDS.

Refren:../CHORUS


*REBU - it's the Romanian garbage service
**RENEL - it's the Romanian electric power provider

And yes, those are diacrtical marks.