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Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Fuk alliance his verses are getting shorter
He's also a push over.
His style: midget. We all look over it
He's of Dwarven kin, that's why he lives in his parents basement
The thing about this...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
S is kinda like a rap saint,
dies then returns like surprise he's still great
I could simulate his fate,
he could die today
But myths never fade, s' story is simply
an ending of what once...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Slim declared he'd written clever content
I glanced at Alliances' and nodded like I agreed with him
Makes much more sense in a comparison
since Alliance is retarded
His body slim, his style:...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
I got a tool bag filled with instruments
I'll fix ya, I'm a rap mechanic
You ain't broke til you senseless
But you gettin charged by the sentence
Fuk Buddha he to slim to stay standin...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
laugh at my brashness
Unheard of tact, but still predictable from my prior traps
Y'all lack this? Take half of the expressions I written
Paste them on a pyramid
Then stand back as you stare
at...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
And I don't like stupid, so readjust your entire verbal choosin'
Or I'll be quick and choose you as the sacrificial appeasement in my Native American costume convention
as I eat the heart it taste...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Wanna talk about the greatest?
Better click the previous pages
Replay the greatest wits,
yes you know the answer, but here's a hint
Whose first on your list?
skip my name don't say it ...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Jayvee shut the fuk up already,
there is no wannabe I've ever met yet with the mindset you possess
Your lack of ability runs rampant, your text totally reflects your mental incompetence my friend,...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
I ain't got no ho's, or shovels
But holes badly covered around my home,
emit such a horrible smell that'll make your stomach mumble an outward groan
A foot bone growing mold, stuck out at an odd...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
This bear couldnt rap even if he copy and pasted
His arms are bare from shavin
His pen, thrown away and replaced with laziness
His skill? Yawn, and not cuz I'm faded
But cuz his rap is too...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Ethan
If sonic crashed it's cuz Ethan swallowed another pill
And if this dude fries eggs, it's because minimum wage don't require skill
Fill my stomach with magnesium?
Thats more filler...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Ethan
Acts like he wants to join a rap group
Let me introduce the rap troop
Backwards sonic booms bring the heat
A lit fuse and gasoline surrounds your every scheme
E-thin got a tommy gun in...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Lil Waynes dreads are in my closet,
his albums are not boughten,
in fact in Walmart
I stop the customers from browsin around the music counter tops
Unless topless
I stalk his cut outs and...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Lady Macbeth? Sucked her breast til Ophelia fell out the windows ledge
Suicide? Yeah but a virgin she was not
So I blessed her chest with saliva spots
This legend of Max is a spreadin'
Of legs...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Carcasses covered in Coke?
Best time to eat on bodies decomposed
Permabeast is about to be froze below the Arctic,
he ain't got no spark
But I'm Spartan with the frozen tornado, and when I...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Artichoke? I'll give you the whole garden I watered and growed
Vegitables missin there arms and nose
They grovel and growl when maxs foes attempt to pick up his ho's and vowels
How bout temp sound...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
To the pu$$ ball who calls himself Gangsta lol
I rap about Arabians because I'm American,
Status veteran, gangster man if I came across you in a room I'd look at ya and bust ya tooth
Blow up...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
You want lucid images?
Civilians slaughtered in villages
Inhabitants runnin
Looks like their playin tag wif da children
Dodge the balls and Fallin and gettin up again
Scramblin like eggs, sun...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Kenny you write me " I kinda rushed"
Yeah I can kinda tell cuz it's kinda a bust
You suck and can choke on my nuts
Fuk you for your conservative stance
Who are you to judge English man?
You...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
kenny the under achiever
if Kenny was a girl
I would be a woman beater
And abuse tha bich til Kennys
Face resemblance resembled
That of some plague victim suffocate
Suffocation isn't...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Kenny you want nuts
Here's your decapitated head in a sack
Youre nuts youre wack
Wackier than that joke you call an
All out attack
Here's my nutsak, bouncin in rhythm
As I laugh at Osamas...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Levi. You seam'stressed? I'm Taylor Maximus,
and Ill do my best to relieve the pressure and stank of bein the next text biter,
it's on your breath...
In fact lay you to rest, undressed and mouth...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Back I can't stand you, take your e's
and cut your knee's
Til your height matches your bars potency
Fukin nothing like this line I'm loading
Goading the goat ain't a choice most folks choose...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Floor didn't rhyme bro
So I'll take a mop and wipe your flow
Until your floor is shinin from Max's spit
Roast your *** while I'm Fukin it
With complex stolen theorems from Pythagoras the...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
So here's the deal, meal
You sealed your fate
You wrote this yesterday
Took you seven days to do what I'm doin on a dai
Lee basis/basically
If this were a race between us
I'd be racist
Cuz...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
All i see is plain text/excuse me
All max sees is a plane in text
You sunni?
Ill shiite on your plate
Temp likes to be tempted out his hidin place
Its okay im just a seal in wait
My corny...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
white Michael vick?
Are you stupid, he dog fights pits
Ill take your ugly little face and mark it as a target
The next time hunting season starts? Not waitin'
Ill just spark the massive c4 bomb...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
"You're probably the weakest opponent I ever wrote for on this forum. (good thing I only hit you with 5 lines)
The only reason I'm putting you in your place is cause you said "monster/rick are a...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Held up your drops?
Call it a favor, when you lack flavor
It helps to stop such misbehavior
I'll show you the way, number seven says to 4
Then kindly shuts the door in his face.
I'm a lion in...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
When temp @ me
Temp'a'shure'd defeat quite easily
Max was beatin and ego bruised
So he sat in his little room wiggling the feet in his little shoes
feelin like a chum
Started to watch cartoons,...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
I'm black I stutter when I speak, which is why I'm so stupid about fluency when writing
and I copy whatevers within reach that seems deep, cuz my flow? Shallow as the beach...
unfortunately it...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Well done friend, your technical skills have improved!
If my content is pooh then I am indeed winning/Winnie
A.A Milne wrote me a letter, told me her pu $$y
drips like honey
when she thinks...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Your righteousness must be confined in text
Someone elses
Found in possession of and charged with:
Possession of unoriginal content
"you aren't in any way possessed with devilish wit"
...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Your dreams are sick, you seem possessed
like black
incompetence
I'm max, I'm possessed with devilish wit
Kenny youre in needin' of an exorcist
Soul in debt for your near sightedness
contract...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
What is a blind rappers greatest wish/desire?
To 'Cee
Kenny passes the Turing test in Turings closet
practicing for Turings sex. Calls it deciphering hidden text
yeah but only Turing got the...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
The reply that I'm chasin' needs to equal that of the placement that I'm placed in
defence? Fuk that I'm offensive
and for that the abrasion has turned into laceration
and butt.. more bruised...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Drag you down from hights I haven't reached..?
that's cuz I soared while you were left beneath grasping for the dust left from my feet (feat)
Don't tell me how clever rap goes it's well noted, I...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Orcs and elfs both grunt...when they're makin' love
Orcas grunt when they're captured for fun
eloquence is derived from eloquent. Which you don't have....not even sum.
"Exhibit 3"notice the...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Yet you write a paragraph explaining why you didn't rap back..? Less effort to spit a verse niqqa
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Black in the back
Backs a filler
I'm a grave digger
run yall over like the grave digger
after fermeldyhyde fills ya
Preserve the hide like gein
a true killa, csi like "this dude sick"
Pray to...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
'I hear what you're saying but I believe you're wrong about my verses, particularly this one that was well knit, intricate, maybe short but definitely to the point and stayed on track well with the...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Back youre a fagit as Mack said
Your bars are very average, like you minecrafted
My mind crafts rhythm you couldn't catch
cos only pros really ken',
template has whooped your *** over and over...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Wrappers' stuck in the past, rappers stuck in the past
tactics involvin' name flips? Yes i see Sbu's influence...
its obvious your stuck in the past when you addressed
Kronos as Max....
aint been...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Kenny rhymes isis with vanilla ice and is
a violent pen spelt chicken, who's more creative
in this sense?
words from a medic with no license
I wont listen. id rather listen to ISIS terrorist...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
all y'all is are high men
ill bust y'all like hymens
im a lion, with pride in his den
a whole crew ill slaughter with my violent pen
run faster than an african after ya chickens
ramble like...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Dopeness
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Fuk your comparison..stan?
Kenny can die
im the only one ta flex this depth,
like im scuba divin' with fishin' lines
hooked like an addiction,
cypherin' dope prose? Fulfillin'
like this medic...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
Die loser scum
give back your fathers cum
you unwanted bum
you can sniff mine
bet it smells better than your home
after cleanin time
how do you pronounce your name again?
sounds Mexican
so...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
A cyclone hit me,
i punched back and created a sea
tsunami's worship me as a deity
Took the mic home
sung karaoke, and jacked off with dove soap
til my eyes burned, dik shined
showed racial...
Thread: Battle Rap: Freestyle Only (1,926 Replies, 6,167,327 Views) by taylormaximus
"Check these skills, we aint seen much of yours.
You've "got a broom" so go clean up the flaws.
Yeah you got a "pad and pen" but that's the end;
You lack the depth, standard sense and stanza...