Would someone be able to translate this in Serbian? I want to show it to a Serbian friend. Thanks. It's from this link
http://my.opera.com/Hellas/blog/2007...hrases-bwahaha
World : Dear colleague, long time no see!
Serbia : Where've you been, mother****er!
World : This gentleman is highly educated.
Serbia : He's a fag.
World : Sorry but I've been waiting for you a little bit longer.
Serbia : **** you, where are you?
World : I think you didn’t look at all aspects of the contract.
Serbia : **** you, are you blind!
World : You must be joking.
Serbia : Don’t **** me.
World : Enjoy your meal.
Serbia : Take a breath!
World : Your secretary is very nice.
Serbia : Do you **** her?
World : What is the function of this gentleman in the office?
Serbia : What the **** is he doing here?
World : At the moment, we are not interested in advertising.
Serbia : Why the **** do I need advertising?
World : I think we shall not consider his opinion.
Serbia : **** him.
World : This project is easy to implement.
Serbia : This is easy peace of ****.
World : We can’t afford to give you goods with delayed payment.
Serbia : You can get my **** with delayed payment.
World : We should not be concerned about this law.
Serbia : **** the law.
World : He doesn't have much influence here.
Serbia : He can suck my ****.
World : Sorry
Serbia : Sucks
World : Thank you, but no.
Serbia : **** off.
World : Why do you want to stop future cooperation?
Serbia : What the **** is wrong with you?
World : I disagree with you.
Serbia : **** your story.
World : Thanks.
Serbia : *the expression doesn't exist*