Battle Rap: Freestyle Only

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  1. Phase's Avatar

    Phase said:

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    Do you really think you're the best type? cadamarie
    Well you're sorely mistaken like a calamari
    From an octopus, that's served cold like the subtle dish
    I'll throw you into the ocean so you can cuttlefish
    And then the sailor catches you
    Like your dad in the past, when he used to ravage you
    But it wasn't a fish so he was saddened to see
    He couldn't tell if it was a cat or marine

    But calamari just wanted approval because his boss didn't
    He always got rejected, wanted to swallow arsenic
    So he quit the job before he joined a gang
    Grabbed a slingshot, so he could tell them that he slang
    Played Jenga, to say he banged blocks
    Posed as blood by playing Jay Rock
    Became drunk, then started yappin that he poppin shots
    Tried to cypher, but in the end he never offed the top
    Last edited by Phase; 10-31-2015 at 02:25 AM.
     
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    your heart shines so bright people try to break us up in spit i dont wanna get in any fights i will die without your light ill protect that light becuz its what's right i want you to always be in my sight but sometimes your so far away like a star there's a twinkle in your eyes and it reflects the might sky i will never lie to u or i will die we go together like apples and pie were like a puzzle we make each other complete and when im out on the street i look to the stars and i see you and i wanna be with you but there's these iron bars ill break em like i made em nothing will stand in my way im here with you to stay when we had that first kiss i was so nervous i thought i was gonna miss the first time we meet i will never forget it was love at first sight u were so funny and cute and i was so nervous i went mute but i saw my future and u were on my route my brain cant even compute how much i love you yeah ill love you forever and ever just never forget that
     
  3. Philypay said:

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    I grieve as I try to retrieve every piece of me, I'm shattered in disbelief I can't eat or sleep I wear my heart on my sleeve, why did you leave I can't breathe without you here with me, why did I believe I could be happy with you I feel complete, feeling the beat of my broken heart I weap, I love you I know you love me too never once did I cheat boo, why couldn't I be less angry, we are meant to be **** the jealousy baby you were heavenly sent to me especially since we had chemistry, I restlessly wonder endlessly if you're my destiny, writing is my remedy to mentally cure me splendidly but I steadily miss you're touch I love you so much but you could give a ****, you brought a smile to my face every day I would awake god I miss you babe, my heart to you I gave I hope that you stay, yeah I made mistakes that I take to the grave but my heart you simply played, maybe our love babe is a grenade waiting to spray accusations & hate all over the place or maybe just babe this is not the end, you were the best girlfriend losing you I can't comprehend, I cherish every moment spent getting back together I recommend, I intend to not pretend that you I didn't offend, but I love you to the moon & back without you in fact my heart is black feel's like a heart attack, we didn't just split theirs a kid up in the mix I will miss, I reminisce about how every hug and kiss you would give made me feel alive, I won't deny you give me butterflies inside, one day babe I wanted you to be my bride be my wife, true love did collide that is not a lie how can you deprive yourself of that in you're life, you told me once then again twice Phil we shouldn't fight, you're anger is a danger, you're not the hulk or a gangster sweet heart you're my savior don't turn into a stranger, every cute thing you would do brought me close to you, don't say we are through you know our love is true, god I love you boo you haven't got a clue what I'd do for you I'm stuck to you like glue, you're my extasy I'm taking this heavily I'm singing a melody cuz we are meant to be & I love you so much & I'm needing you're touch, I love squeezing you're butt all the cuddles and such babe I freaking love you

    Wanna make you my wife, I want you in my life, baby I miss your touch baby I love you so much, baby I love you baby I love you yes it is true, baby I love you, I love you baby I love you, baby I love you ima never stop loving you, baby I love you baby I love you (x2)

    http://soundcloud.com/phil-taylor-18/i-love-you
     
  4. Ethan said:

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    Expect my next style
    To take you cats out of the pride, exile
    Projectiles bars thrown to inject vile
    Dead piles of bodies who died happy, its how I spread smiles

    Philypay your soundcloud sounds wow
    Not shakespeare, but how now?
    I'm truly amazed
    How can someone sound so trash and expect their duly praise
    Parents heard him rap at 30 and realized its no longer purely a phase

    Doomvillen..
    Just a booth fill-in
    Sounds like the kid who kisses the teachers azz and gets a blue ribbon

    Taylor Maximus once had a diss
    Then had a dream that all white posts could be as long as possible, what a pacifist
    Forced will or poor skill? This guy is mad pretending
    Either way we all sigh in relief whenever his rap is ending

    X2 is just as bad as the next dude
    He'll spit his neutral sided four liners than act like he's vexed you
    Why mention gangsters and arms when your reach is how a Rex do
    I'll send some people to your do' like a Dre and Snoop drug
    Then you'll see a band of arms coming together and it ain't a group hug

    Cadamarie lacks vocabulary
    For all the spam you added that had us mad and wary
    You should be stomped on like a horse in a grassy prairie
    In this moment, I've spoken an open notion
    Do yourself a favor and listen to your own stolen slogan

    Template is quick when it comes time to fake his winning
    So damn cocky for a guy who's named after a blank beginning
    This verse fire, so perspire, your left as a human pollutant
    I'll show template a final draft like a soldier's duty recruitment

    King there's so many name flips to your lame sh1t
    Same sh1t, different toilet
    Tell you what happens when I raise the blade..oops spoiled it
    King Kong, King of the hill, or even King Arthur
    I float above your ahead just to remind you my sting's sharper

    Monster, you's an energy drink
    So use your energy, think!
    If your memory stinks, here's a celery drink, look back in your past there's a remedy g
    Your just a white boy who wants to be black, that's a referee tee

    Back in Black, with raps like that I should make ya burn in sight
    If you ever battled me I'd make ya return in white

    Kenny never dies, what are you? a vampire? Elaborate your train of thought
    Well vampires do bite...so I guess that explains a lot
    Its a pain to jot for a guy who's brain just rots
    But denies his cell brain decay, it's not
    Something you can go against or claim false
    Your name is not applicable, the same way you name salts

    Mr.4 is left awaken
    Unknown bourne identity, jason
    "I dont know who you are or what you want" quote from Liam in Taken
    They skipped my bars since I didn't enter, now I break in
    The first three spots were taken so he settled for 4
    I wonder whats after bronze? A metal for poor's
    Last edited by Ethan; 11-03-2015 at 02:15 PM.
     
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    Ethan.
    The kid who misspelled Ether and ended up in the aether
    6 feet deep in a seizure while his corny lines signing the waiver
    Close the curtain and its certain man: you don't playwright
    Left paused, death cause? Dissin, thinking daylight/ they light
    Cuz he a vampire, never found someone who sucked that much
    Must've been his abusive father since he's already mad fúcked
    Worse than a sissy and below a pùssy, you're áss bruh
    Like his name suggests, he acts up
    He's a Hawke... Only when he Purges a DVD
    But never went viral cuz his rap's kept in the CDC
    Took out the meat of his content and left E-thin
    Smoking E-cigs off leaf twigs face torn to pieces
    When Judas/you diss at the wrong time, it resurrected the Jesus
    Of the forum,
    Let me get the message across... If only you could see, man/see men/semen/seaman
    Your "bend of arms" gets white stuff in your mouth ....And it's not your teeth, man
     
  6. Ethan said:

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    Monster
    Your crew and circle gets shoot with verbals
    Bullets spiral like the side of your ruined journal
    Pack a punch? He Cap'n Crunch biting the Colonel/Kernel

    I fukk with your style..but you done fuk'd up
    Run amuk slide on thin ice, hockey puck
    I strapped jockey tucked, tommy bucked, too bad the DVD can't replay or backtrack
    I am Ethan, Hawke raised to his head, Atlanta snapback
    Random snapchat how I put a filter on this shot
    Killer on the block, Lebron James
    What I write leave a mess in ya head, my arm stains
    They confused you with me as the voices in Rhianna's brain
    I'm on the train so choo/chew while ya chance is genocide slim
    My first clause/claws will rip ya throat they can't identify hymn/him
    Are you pleased enough?
    Speak of áss below pússy your girl said please be ruff
    Knees is scuffed, she use them often
    If I bend my arm, she bend the knee to the king of coffins
    The rest'll be a rest in peace, can't resurrect Jesus you lunatics
    I'm only finna kill you but push me then even your crucifix/crew is fixed
     
  7. taylormaximus said:

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    Ethan
    Acts like he wants to join a rap group
    Let me introduce the rap troop
    Backwards sonic booms bring the heat
    A lit fuse and gasoline surrounds your every scheme
    E-thin got a tommy gun in his jeans
    he gots a lot of room because of his parents genes
    Inbreeding caused this kid to ruff up his doggy with treats
    Filler excuse, nervous tissues
    Soon his male dog became a she
    And growled at hot dogs like he had issues with meat

    Best believe E cums before T
    But E is just an E
    Spell Tee
    I'll wear ya, like a referees tee
    Then call penalties on your team
    But you don't have anybody
    Not a body, just a dream
    My names Taylor Martin
    I'm also King
    Your tommy guns empty and monsters hungry
    You're about to be filler in more than just my belly
    Last edited by taylormaximus; 11-05-2015 at 06:25 PM. Reason: Tommy not tummy
     
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    Buddy, instead of direct me
    Either 'sit up', or set up correctly
    And yeah you got interiors
    But when I'm Capn "crunches"?
    My 'A-B's always superior

    "Bullets spiral"? Ya slugs couldn't hit my crew with verbals
    "Atlanta SnapBack", ya shell poppin/pop in slow cuz you a turtle
    And I ain't even talk about your last or next/neck's line
    His style gets morbid quick like he's on the deadline
    Speaking of dead lines, you should use your fillers on that "filter shot"
    Cuz when you slide the DMs, my girl turn Lebron, with the "killer block"
    She tell me your threads ain't shít when you try to be flossin
    King of coffins... when I throw him on his back and I put-im-in-a-coffin
    Said you fukks with my style, but then you biting off Template
    Ether way, you just rush at the end: Failed attempt blitz
    Last edited by MonsterWrapper; 11-06-2015 at 01:19 PM.
     
  9. Ethan said:

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    Taylor
    Your rap group is harmonic trash
    Sonic boom? you'll see gold rounds pop everywhere like when sonic crash

    Take your nervous tissues it'll serve as tribute
    Like a church of hindus servant to Vishnu
    I got more arms than him so dont worry
    And if monster's hungry than he'll get his own Curry
    Point the 30, off guard he'll get shot fade away its cold and blurry

    Been cooking, in Brooklyn, this new yolk is the ingredient there
    Pop his big apple this Cee seeks immediate care
    If I got issues with meat its cause your beef soft and I ordered medium rare
    Hard to filler your belly when magnesium/magazines-in-him there..

    I don't have a team but yours ends up shriveled tight
    Since Martin King wants to square up I'll give him a civil right

    Talked dog but dog your thoughts smashed
    Penalty? My pen'll T-bone ya mind is car crashed...

    Know your level kid don't get in the ring or match
    Your can raise your level high like a kite...theirs always strings attached
     
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    E
    Killer on the block till I show him how the cube be run
    Listen to monster you failed attempt blitz cause I QB run

    I see you're a Cee, but you haven't seen a seasoned veteran
    With all these light bulbs in my head I'm succeeding Edison
    Ethan's reason for seizing my sick flow precedes his need of medicine
    E for effort, clogged flow the arteries is severed
    Put him to sleep now he counting sheep as shepherd...

    Out-rapped he tapped out I Ronda Rouse, E
    There's no cold spots, its so hot you get doused g
    Connect lines made me known all over the web how you in browse/uni-brows be

    Gun tucked like Polo, you strutt'in solo
    If you put mags or rounds in max belly, I'll leave your gut just as oval
    Cut the vocals when I reach his esophagus
    When it comes to arms, we get it your an octopus
    Now wait its not too late to think
    Says he's good with the pen but octopus just spray their ink

    You soft but sound hard, dialect of slovakia
    I'll off ya, mafia style too bad the Don's tired
    He got in the ring & lit a match, looked cute to my bonfire
     
  11. Half_Asian said:

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    Ay yo, it's been a while since I've bust a rhyme
    but right now I'mma spit it like I'm Busta Rhymes
    nah, I'm just kidding that Jamaican is wack
    I apologise Trevor, cause that was kinda slack

    I ain't about to diss ya'll cause that'll run the fun
    cause once there's violence I might die by the gun
    You don't really wanna end a poor mans life
    over some freestylin' man, think of his wife

    It appears it's about time for me to go
    I'mma leave ya'll here while I dream of ****ing a ho
    farewell for now, it was great dropping some bars
    but right now I'mma fall asleep from countin' the stars.
     
  12. taylormaximus said:

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    Ethan
    If sonic crashed it's cuz Ethan swallowed another pill
    And if this dude fries eggs, it's because minimum wage don't require skill

    Fill my stomach with magnesium?
    Thats more filler E..try lithium
    that'll rebalance my equilibrium
    and make my low level bar fold into aluminum,
    while this is the titanium you're used to seeing pollute the forum
    I'm a toxin carrying vermin
    E's a toxic carrion version

    Your a torn hymn/him, rectum gaped/wrecked page.
    I fart more harmony in a day
    then you could handle with a breeze or candle flame

    Your jumble of backslash crap you first wrote, I skipped past, now I'm breakin your tracks, and boilin' yolk
    You may scramble eggs but i do not unscramble rap, like its a word game
    Nah that's all folks,

    So.. if you attempt to entwine your punchlines with items the kitchen holds ....
    You create word play that's PAINTED gold
    Cuz without substance or reason, the form is artificial yellow
    My flow is in superior mode, so bold is the script I'm writin in
    My keyboard was where the Bible was typed
    the legend of creation and how human life begins?
    I invented it, so as to keep bliss amongst the ignorant religous citizens
    And violence is the only religion I'm encouragin every weekend

    Haha
    my fishin hook was baited and like yarn it dangled, starboard
    while you waited for thanks or a friends support or glee
    None in sight? Cuz you can't 'cee ..
    Midas well let me tailor your eyelids, they're unnecessary
    You received nothing but more battle lines from my veteran team
    Acknowledge the disregardment of your scripts: as complements to your strategy

    E-thin starved and eyed my mediocre tease
    and he couldn't wait to leave me mangled and shown humility
    so gave a tug on the thread that threatened Armageddon from the Biblical text
    And I reeled this squid up for dinner
    or I'll just be a sinner and squash the critter
    His body was inside out and his innards... Was an outside-in $hitter

    He is at the drive thru takin any order that comes through
    Because management is somethin he never could get into, like high school-

    he was confident and raw when he tried to roast my beef,
    but forget he only hits numbers on the microwaves screen
    How da fuk do ya bake a bovine piece on a oven thing..
    Let me show you the recipe, takes a whole human being
    So this medium meat, without bones was sat on a skillet with level 'T' heat and Ethan was roasted slow
    Til my fire rose higher than E's smoke

    Ethan dug a hole and that's where he kept all notes that noted foes tolls and his own, mostly bogus filler flow
    "Old tommy guns, segas, sonic mentions,
    Kitchen ingredients, civil obedience
    And where he lives and what he cooks with"

    And when this hedgehogs neck snaps in half from whiplash, when he reads temps rap
    Then ill reattach part of his throat just so he can swallow the
    cracklin I roasted when he froze after temps pose
    And when paralysis is the only problem stopping him from swallowing
    I'll shove my fist down his esophagus, like a knuckle sandwich with a side of octapus
    there's no standing after losing both pelvic limbs, so let's throw this stump in the middle of the ocean and watch him swim,

    if you find any kernels hidden just know corn was added, and the reason why is just a corny excuse used by a corny faggittt
    And if any colonels become double entendres, don't ask why, blame the corny dude that wrote the Fukin corny line
     
  13. king_roaster69 said:

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    yall *****s ***
     
  14. king_roaster69 said:

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    this **** gay af cuh stop rapping
     
  15. king_roaster69 said:

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    yo bro you aint got no hoes
    all you do is stay home and stroke your meat
    like you in motha ****in heat
    ***** just take a seat
    with them big *** feet
    im boutta repeat this flow
    for your ***
    later bum see you in the long run
     
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    your ***** bro
     
  17. Badguy said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by king_roaster69 View Post
    your ***** bro
    Testing one 2
     
  18. Yogi_Madison said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by king_roaster69 View Post
    yo bro you aint got no hoes
    all you do is stay home and stroke your meat
    like you in motha ****in heat
    ***** just take a seat
    with them big *** feet
    im boutta repeat this flow
    for your ***
    later bum see you in the long run
    Yo bro, I love to beat my meat, I do it nice and neat, it's my profession don't have to be discreet, I'll leave you six feet down deep, curb stomp you in the street, my rhymes are concrete, you can't compete step up to my royal seat and claim defeat.
     
  19. taylormaximus said:

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    This bear couldnt rap even if he copy and pasted
    His arms are bare from shavin
    His pen, thrown away and replaced with laziness
    His skill? Yawn, and not cuz I'm faded
    But cuz his rap is too basic, i don't think he read what he was sayin

    If he did he'd erase what was written
    And recreate a script, that would leave a nigha wishin he bit it
    But instead it was $hit and flushin' is probably what's best considerin the content of his text
    And I wish I never encountered such a mediocre excuse of a sentence
    Penance is what you deserve to give
    A mission to create a better cypher is essential on your next log in
    Cuz if not then
    I will not change your diaper again
    Seriously your whole vocab needs restylin'
    This dr Seuss needs to start rhymin' to children, full timin
    We veterans deserve and expect intelligent tactics when y'all are addressin raps with aggressiveness
    Yogi Madison's yours was an example of rap sin
    , so son confess and we won't mention it...but remember it wasn't even average so dispense and get rid of any evidence

    A rap convention committee would expel you for submitting your last entry
    Seriously it was pathetic that your brain deserves pity
    And I tried not to be to savage but I've got challenging disabilities
    Most folks end up amputees, youre considered lucky
     
  20. taylormaximus said:

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    I ain't got no ho's, or shovels
    But holes badly covered around my home,
    emit such a horrible smell that'll make your stomach mumble an outward groan
    A foot bone growing mold, stuck out at an odd angle, is the closest thing to a grave stone

    And inwardly you know you're alone, as you shiver and not because of the cold, you reach for some kinda hope
    And as you try to phone anybody you know
    The signal is disconnected and you have reached the climax episode of the twilight zone
    Survivors? The ozone catches fire and earth explodes

    Heart attack symptoms Max sent from within kings cranial system to stop his respiratory organs from supportin his existence
    had kings eyes opening with a jerkin'
    and his hand twitchin while his very blood was frozen for a moment

    and if king looked around for any shadows in the dimness
    He had to use peripheral vision to focus on what he's trying to witness,
    Cuz his necks rotation was stuck in position and his eyes didn't want to make contact with what his mind imagined was about to get him

    King calls himself king, but he's a bee with no sting, dead
    He didn't even buzz a lil bit,
    And from his lil script he tried to get credit, but who's literary skills are is good as the cavemen he mimicked
    And what it did was leave his rep wrecked in more than one dimension
    Although I'd mention before the time of Christs Ascension, his style was approved by audience members, especially when they didn't listen

    And when he looked at the lyrics he written,
    his delirious intelligence was reassured
    Cuz images he could've written but didn't, can still occur

    My hunger for a mirror has me drawing a smiley face where my face should appear
    Let's be clear I can't reflect accurate contextual depth unless those that are left compose an opposing 'tag-ur-it"
    response to maxs threats
    Before King ends up hurt from self mutilation or worse natural death
    I'll just decap his head with a stick that has a blunted edge and submerge his body in a cauldron filled to the brim with boilin acidic potion
    And when his body finishes dissolvin' I'll announce the solvin' of all Kings problems and how it's best to let momentum carry kings fall to the bottom where the cauldron is hottest