Nick,
Maj dog, hmmm...what the ****, or who the **** is that?
For now, we'll say he's the Beast within some ***** named Matt
But really, that definition doesn't even slighty explain
The personality and skills this creature has, unbelievably insane
I say unbelievably, because it's true to the nth degree
Don't believe? hang with him for a few days and mother ****, you'll see
For seeing is believing, or at least that's what the textbook may say
Not with MajDog, everything he does leaves others saying, nooo ****in way
Like a magician but without a cape, hat, wand or rabbit
MajDog makes crazy **** happen, just outta habit
Of course, bystanders get so amazed and yet so confused
Leaving many of *them judgemental instead of simply amused
They read too much into the situation at hand
And turn into haters, a condition their ignorance has fanned
They were blind to the motive behind Majdog's target and *prize*
Believing he'd do anything to get his way, weaving deception and lies
Not knowing it really had nothin to do with all motha ****in "that"
It was more about perceived friendship, not the **** we hid unda the hat
You know what, **** it, I don't have space in my head for your kiddie games
Why? Cuz I know it was mutual, just hearing your moans removes my blame
So feel bad, feel abused, take the path of the victim and be a *****
I get it, this way you don't have to fess up or on yourself snitch
That MajDog got in your sights making You really, really wanna
Get busy, down and dirty with the ultimate in energy, Mr. Stunna
So now in your mind it comes to a close, with you feeling like you won
But I'm still sending gifts, it's gametime, time for Hella fun
Don't worry MajDog does have a heart inside somewhere
Like i said don't worry, I already realize you need to be spared
Your a kid, I'm an adult and MajDog is on a different plane
All that happened tonight was what I needed from Your *** to wane
Wane? *Ya to get away, to leave her alone, as I was too attached
Never in my life to a 20 yr old have my emotions latched
So, are you matt, are you prune, or MajDog is what I need to know
Honestly, dealing with all this drama and **** will clearly show
Whether majdog's real and legit or just a fictional character of sorts
Does he need to be put to pasture for good, or is all this just a few ugly worts
**** you Dude, did you forget I've been through way too much ****
To let any 20 yr old ***** bring me down, making me wanna give up and quit
Cuz I'm the majDog, oh hell yea, I'm bout to show my resolve
That no problems to big for me to bounce back from and evolve
Into a better than ever version of me, cuz of the lessons ive learned
Which ultimately are more valuable, than the bridges unfortunately burned
So i say, A loss is really only a loss, if it outweighs the ultimate gain
That comes from the wisdom that will be born from this ****, you know, this pain