Nick,
Maj dog, hmmm...what the ****, or who the **** is that?

For now, we'll say he's the Beast within some ***** named Matt

But really, that definition doesn't even slighty explain

The personality and skills this creature has, unbelievably insane

I say unbelievably, because it's true to the nth degree

Don't believe? hang with him for a few days and mother ****, you'll see

For seeing is believing, or at least that's what the textbook may say

Not with MajDog, everything he does leaves others saying, nooo ****in way

Like a magician but without a cape, hat, wand or rabbit

MajDog makes crazy **** happen, just outta habit

Of course, bystanders get so amazed and yet so confused

Leaving many of *them judgemental instead of simply amused

They read too much into the situation at hand

And turn into haters, a condition their ignorance has fanned

They were blind to the motive behind Majdog's target and *prize*

Believing he'd do anything to get his way, weaving deception and lies

Not knowing it really had nothin to do with all motha ****in "that"

It was more about perceived friendship, not the **** we hid unda the hat

You know what, **** it, I don't have space in my head for your kiddie games

Why? Cuz I know it was mutual, just hearing your moans removes my blame

So feel bad, feel abused, take the path of the victim and be a *****

I get it, this way you don't have to fess up or on yourself snitch

That MajDog got in your sights making You really, really wanna

Get busy, down and dirty with the ultimate in energy, Mr. Stunna

So now in your mind it comes to a close, with you feeling like you won

But I'm still sending gifts, it's gametime, time for Hella fun

Don't worry MajDog does have a heart inside somewhere

Like i said don't worry, I already realize you need to be spared

Your a kid, I'm an adult and MajDog is on a different plane

All that happened tonight was what I needed from Your *** to wane

Wane? *Ya to get away, to leave her alone, as I was too attached

Never in my life to a 20 yr old have my emotions latched

So, are you matt, are you prune, or MajDog is what I need to know

Honestly, dealing with all this drama and **** will clearly show

Whether majdog's real and legit or just a fictional character of sorts

Does he need to be put to pasture for good, or is all this just a few ugly worts

**** you Dude, did you forget I've been through way too much ****

To let any 20 yr old ***** bring me down, making me wanna give up and quit

Cuz I'm the majDog, oh hell yea, I'm bout to show my resolve

That no problems to big for me to bounce back from and evolve

Into a better than ever version of me, cuz of the lessons ive learned

Which ultimately are more valuable, than the bridges unfortunately burned

So i say, A loss is really only a loss, if it outweighs the ultimate gain

That comes from the wisdom that will be born from this ****, you know, this pain