Party in Purgatory

I'm the King of the not-quite underworld
the Lord of the not-quite damned
I rule them with an iron fist
in the realm for the imperfect man.

I'm the Prince of the not-quite paradise
the lord of the not-quite blessed
I rule them with a caring hand
don't think I'm self obsessed

a place that will give you a thrill
a place where your drink wont spill
it wont get spike least not by me
come on down to party in ... Purgatory!

Its a party in Purgatory
take my hand come along with me
to the party down in Purgatory
don't be a fool use your eyes to see
the wonders of Purgatory

the devil himself ain't welcome in here
that cocksucker would try to spoil things
I stopped him at the gates myself
swearing is cool but no need to kill

neither is god present in the party
for it would surely offend his soul
imagine wanting us to love and forgive
what sick and boring life to live

a place that will give you a thrill
a place where your drink wont spill
it wont get spike least not by me
come on down to party in ... Purgatory!

Its a party in Purgatory
take my hand come along with me
to the party down in Purgatory
a little get together with you and me
the wonders of Purgatory

see the flashing lights illuminate the gloom
the sound of the metal illuminates the room
do what you want down here with me
the rules are mine in my purgatory

a party ongoing in Purgatory
you must be a fool if you can't see.
the booze and drugs ooze out of me
I always enjoy my Party in purgatory

This reminds of the song Monster Mash,By Bobby" Boris" Picket.High praise comparison.