Bring Det På - Rock n Roll (Danish to English)

Can somebody translate this song from Danish to English please? Thank you lots.


Vers 1:

Min eks hun er en ***** men det er svært at finde rundt i/
De fleste er nogle *****es hvis du spørger Al Bundy/
Jeg ryger hele tiden du kan mærke det på min kondi/
Og alt hvad jeg laver for jeg er kold mother****er/
Da jeg var 12 var jeg sammen med en luder/
Nu ved du hvordan jeg har det med sex/
Om mandagen der ligner jeg Karl Marl Møller/
Nu ved du hvordan jeg gør det til fest/
Ring til politiet og sig jeg er bad/
Alt det **** står på min straffeattest/
Alt hvad jeg laver det' så ****ing nice/
nu ved du hvor meget at jeg er oppe i den *****/

Omkvæd:

Når vi går i byen så går det Amok/
Drikker kun shots indtil hjertet siger stop/
For det så Rock N Roll/
vi så Rock N Roll/

Mit dankort er ****ed vi sipper rent booze/
Vi kan brænde det helt ned hvis du viser mig love/
For det så Rock N Roll/
Vi så Rock N Roll/

Vers 2:

Alle folk de smiler når vi kommer i vores biler/
Bare jeg blinker med mit øje er der *****es der besvimer/
Temperaturen stiger som et barn der har feber/
Og jeg er stivere end en indsat på viagra/
Mere negativ end Mikkel Kessler når han taber/
Jeg snakker ikke med *****es medmindre at de gaber/
Deep Throat mother****er/
du ved hvad jeg mener/
Og ved du det ikke nu så ved du det senere/


C-stykke:

Vi flyver gennem skyer for vi er fly nu/
Kigger ned på kloden og det hele føles som om vi så high nu/ (Så High
nu Så high nu) Vi kan gøre det sammen dig og mig nu oh oh ooooh/
Og give fingeren til 5-0/

Verse 1:
My ex she is a *****, but it's hard to figure out.
Most girls is some *****es, if you ask Al Bundy.
I smoke all the time, you can fell it on my fitness,
And all the other things i do, cause' i'm a cold mother****er.
When i was 12, i where sleeping with a hooker.
So now you know how i feel about sex.
On monday morning i look like Karl Marl Møller.
Now you know how i do it at partys.
Call the police and say that i'm bad.
All that **** is on my criminal record.
All the things that i do is ****ing nice.
Now you know how mutch im up in that *****.

Chorus:
When we go out, then we get crazy.
Only drinking shots until the heart says stop.
Because it's so rock'n'roll.
We are so rock'n'roll.

My visa is ****ed, we are drinking pure booze.
We can burn it all down, if you show me permission.
Because it's so rock'n'roll.
We are so rock'n'roll.

Verse 2.

All the people they smile when we come in our cars.
I only have to blink with my eye, and then some *****es faints.
The temperature rises like a child who has fever.
And I'm more drunk, than a prisoner on viagra.
More negative than Kessler when he loses.
I do not talk with *****es unless they yawn.
Deep Throat mother mother****ers.
you know what I mean.
And dont you know it now, you know it later.

Chorus:

When we go out, then we get crazy.
Only drinking shots until the heart says stop.
Because it's so rock'n'roll.
We are so rock'n'roll.

My visa is ****ed, we are drinking pure booze.
We can burn it all down, if you show me permission.
Because it's so rock'n'roll.
We are so rock'n'roll.

C-paragraph:

We fly through clouds because we are fly now.
Looking down on the planet and it all feels like we are so high now
(So High now, So high now).
We can make it together you and me now, oh oh ooooh.
And give the finger to 5-0.

That's the most precise i can do, and im danish btw.