Me rapping in Dutch

This is me rapping in Dutch, (bad quality) it's actually a dialect that even Dutch people can't understand if they're not from there. It's called West-Flemish and some people think it's closer to South-African than it is to Dutch. Normally I prefer Oldschool beats, but I've tried something different so let me know what's up.

Ik ben 'n donkern en de kloarn
I'm the darkness and the light
Uw toale en uw geboarn
Your language and your acts
Uw verhoaln, uw bezwoarn
Your stories, your objections
'k Ben olles tegoare
I'm everything together
'k Ben den dag en de nacht
I'm the day and the night
Uw beklag en uwe lach
Your complaints and your smile
Uw zwakte en uw kracht
Your weakness and your power
Wie 't latst lacht eit de macht
The one that laughs at the end has got the most power

'k Ben 't begun en 't ende
I'm the beginning and the end
'k Bringe joe ellende
I bring you misery
Jen drugs ut gewente,
Your drugs out of habit
Thug Love, 'k ben een prente
Thug Love, I look good

'k Ben ol daj voelt
I'm everything you feel
Deur ik geheirsenspoeld
Brainwashed by me
Tweis in je brein,
Right into your brain
Ki je gjil overruled
I completely overruled u

'k Verkloar mie noader
I'll explain myself
'k Ben de lucht daj oademt
I'm the air you breathe
't Bloed in uw oaders
The blood in your veins
Uw moeder en uw voader
Your mother and your father
'k Ben Sint Nikloaj
I'm St. Nicholas
'k Ben Zwarte Piet
I'm Black Pete (in Belgium and the Netherlands, 'Zwarte Piet' is the helper of St. Nicholas)
En oaj nie froai zit ... Krigdje niet !
And if you ain't good ... You'll get nothing !

'k Mak u begoaid ut et niets
I get you stoned out of nothing
Ki 't ol verdroaid moa gie ziet et niet
I've twisted it all, but you can't see it
'k Ben uw parlé en uw stemme
I am the shxt you say and your voice
Ne Porshe Coupé zonder remmn
A Porshe Coupé without brakes
Bergn verzetn en beklemn,
Move mountains and climb them,
Een ljiwinne nie te temmn
A lioness you can't tame

Mol, te gek! Omdat ik in Brabant aan de belgische grens gewoond heb als kind, versta ik van de tekst dus toch heel wat.
Ga zo door, Mol, echt hoor, mijn weekend wordt er een stuk beter op

Woooooh nice work Mol!! Even though I couldnt follow the lyrics at all