Kinked

All right, here's the other joke song. My buddies wanted me to write one about a kinky girl and this is what I came up with.

Drinking with my buddies in a Chevy S-10
Waiting for the chicks to come and bring us the keg
Gettting real bored, yeah, there's nothing to do
I start to walk away, but then I see you
Been waiting all day for the chick with the looks
The kind that likes to wear the chains, the bolts, and the hooks
You walk around the corner with a devilish grin
I see from your attitude one word and I'm in

Chorus:
I know she's kinked
But I really don't care
She melts me down
With her cold stare
I know the things
That she does at home
That's why I like her
She's my own

You're walking over to me I say "Baby, let's go.
I can make you scream more than you think you know!"
You throw me in the truck and take me home to your bed
OOPS! There goes my shirt up and over my head
You lay me down and cuff me up to the post
I say "Welcome to the Roxy, I'll be your host."
She starts to nail me like a railroad spike
What she doesn't know is that's the thing that I like

Chorus

She's starting to moan, my stomach's up in a bunch
The look in her eyes tells me she's gonna munch
She licks up my thighs to try to get my goat
She's suckin on my feet and starts to choke on the toe
There's nothing to do but just sit back and relax
It's not that easy when I see her rack
I say "That's too wierd, can we just let that one pass?"
She goes and gets the gloves and starts fisting my ***

When we were done she says "Where was the scream?
I never made a peep, you made a fool outta me!"
I looked at her and said "Hey baby, what's wrong?
You know you liked it 'cause I'm so very long!"

Chorus X2

yo you no you wrong for not writing me back but ya song is all gravey nah mean son