Klamydiai - Persealast (Finnish)

Here are the original lyrics along with my translation. I'd be grateful if someone could check and correct it, and also help me with the places I can't understand at all. It was kinda hard but I really like the song

... means something is missing
(?) means the translation doesn't sound right to me

Persealasti

Sen erään kerran
kun kohtasin mä herran
ja mut tuomiolle laitettin

Sä panit tilille noita
piruja, saatanoita
ja palkka sulle maksettiin

Nyt tuijotetaan seinää,
sitä mitä muut ei nää
sä saat armon, mä koen helvetin.

Niin kylmää tuhkaa, kun kiirastuli uhkaa
mieltä säälittävän hoidokin

Kun ei oo ketää, sieniä vetää
sortuu arka, piruparka
persealasti se tanssii kanssa Luciferin
tosi piruetin

Jumala ja Saatana kohtaa niin
me mennään perkele helvettiin.
Erhe ja virhe ja lapsus vaan
Allahi rallattaa

Jumala ja Saatana kohtaa niin
me mennään perkele helvettiin.
Erhe ja virhe ja lapsus vaan
Buddhakin tänään saa

Niin sisäsiittoista
kun ei oo ilkeyttä moista
kävyn pyllystä löysi hän
kun tekee tosi pahaa
hintsusti saa rahaa
kolehdista saa kai enemmän

Kun ei oo ketään, sieniä vetää
sortuu arka, piruparka
persealasti se tanssii kanssa Luciferin
tosi piruetin

Me mennään perkele helvettiin
Allahi tahtoi niin

Me mennään perkele helvettiin
Buddha pani ovensa kii


Bare ***

It was one time
When I met a gentleman
And put myself to judgement

You founded those bank accounts
Devils, satans
And the wages paid to you

Now I’m staring at the wall
That others don’t see
You’ll get mercy, I go through hell

Now cold ashes (?), when the threat of purgatory
Of pitiful mind therapy

When there’s no one, mushrooms …
…, poor devil
Naked ***, he dances with Lucifer’s
Real pirouette (?)

God and Satan meet so
We’re going to ****ing hell
An error and a mistake and a lapse but
Allah sings (?)

God and Satan meet so
We’re going to ****ing hell
An error and a mistake and a lapse but
Buddha also scores today

Now inbred
When there’s no such malice
*** from a cone(?) he found
While doing real evil
From … gets the money
Probably gets more from offerings

When there’s no one, mushrooms …
…, poor devil
Naked ***, he/she/it dances with Lucifer’s
Real pirouette (?)

We’re going to ****ing hell
Allah wanted that

We’re going to ****ing hell
Buddha …

Hi there!

You seemed to have done pretty good job though there was some mistakes, here's my translation of the song:

Bare *ss

At that one time
When I met a gentleman
And I was put to judgement

You put on the account*
Devils, satans
And you got paid

Now we stare at wall**
That others don’t see
You’ll get mercy, I go through hell

So cold ash, when the threat of purgatory
in the mind of an pitiful patient

When there’s no one, you take mushrooms
timid ones break down, poor devil
bare *ss, he dances with Lucifer
Real pirouette

God and Satan meet so
We’re going to ****ing hell
An error and a mistake and just a childhood
Allah sings

God and Satan meet so
We’re going to ****ing hell
An error and a mistake and just a childhood
Buddha also scores/get's today

So inbred
When there’s no such malice
from cone's butt he found
While doing real evil
will get a lot of money
Probably gets more from offerings

When there’s no one, you take mushrooms
timid ones break down, poor devil
bare *ss he dances with Lucifer
Real pirouette

We’re going to ****ing hell
Allah wanted that

We’re going to ****ing hell
Buddha closed his doors


Okay, so I try to explain now some parts...

Couple of stars:
*= "Sä panit tilille noita" actually the finnish saying 'panna tilille' ('put on a back account' literally kinda) means that if you have done something wrong, some one can 'panna tilille' you, which means that he will dig up those things you have done wrong, wants you to explain them or makes a punishment (eikö se ole jotenkin silleen?) so it might mean that, I have no idea...

**="Nyt tuijotetaan seinää" actually doesn't mention the doer. But word 'tuijotetaan' is in plural, so it's many people staring (the real word for 'we stare' would be '(me) tuijotamme', but it's slang so it's '(me) tuijotetaan' me means we)

herra can mean mister, gentelmen, if it's written Herra it means god usually.

the word 'niin means so. In this song most of the times it stands for so (much).

part where it says "sieniä vetää", it's slang again. 'Vetää' means literally 'to pull', but it's a slang word for usually taking drugs/alcohol/cigarettes, it's also used for food sometimes, but it's not 'proper' finnish. When the word 'vetää' is in that form, it means somebody takes. Like this: minä vedän (I take/pull), sinä vedät (you take/pull), hän vetää (he/she/it takes/pulls). It can also be in plural, properly you would say 'he vetävät' (they take) but in slang you can say 'he vetää' or 'ne vetää' (those take). But don't use verb 'vetää' if you talk about anything other than pulling if you want to use proper finnish

Sortuu arka = timid one breaks down. Sortua means to break down or collapse, in that form it refers to he/she/it. Arka = timid or shy person.

kävyn pyllystä löysi hän = from a cone's butt he found. Kävyn = cone's, pyllystä = from butt, löysi = found, hän = he/she. Weird sentence.

tosi piruetin = real pirouette, this refers to the sentence before: persealasti se tanssii kanssa Luciferin
tosi piruetin. 'Tanssii tosi piruetin' = dances a real pirouette, so the sentence means that naked he/she/it dances a real pirouette with Lucifer

Okaay, so much explaining... If you want more, just ask

Whoa, thank you! For the correction and also the stars, especially explaining the idioms and slang Some people don't bother to add this additional info but it's really really nice to have it. Helps understand.

However, I've got a question:
In the chorus it says "lapsus" (in my version of the lyrics) and the dictionary says it means "lapse", which would match the rest of that line, while "childhood" is "lapsuus", so are you sure it's really about childhood and not a slip of tongue?

'tuijotetaan' -thanks for the grammar reminder, I learned about it at one point Dx

such an amount of **********************************************
Sometimes I wonder, if Forum is practizing astrology
yep, Sankari! The translation was OKIDO

Astrology lol. But hey we can still swear in Finnish totally uncensored XD

I liked that. And it is so true. And what about Swahili and the Lappish Saame language, you think they'll bother
to put their Special Words on the Astrology List too?

I suppose you're deadright there!

Persealasti = Assnaked