Rap battle? Ill start it...

Anyone can join in if they want.

Its looks like your mother drank for two when she gave birth to you,
Masqueraded your views with big naked dudes
Helped you paint your nails and tie high pony tails
I must curtail but that was your life in a nutshell

Dont get infuriated or disorientated
I was startin nice but my bars still culminated
At your heart, didnt mean to strike a nerve
Its just word after word seems to submerse and emerge

Contradictory? Well sometimes i intelligently maunder
But my bars are begining to rapidly saunter
Ill use drought amounts of agua to flood your waters
Fold collars, flip dollars, Fling snow balls in Bahamas