Looking up a song for a friend as a V-Day present! Here are the lyrics:

I'm an actor
I'm a conjerer tonight
I'll be whoever you like
I'm a doctor
I'm a lawyer for you
if you want me to
When I catch your eye and i buy your drink
when I take you home
I try my hardest not to think how
I've been waiting such a long time
to find someone to be real with
I've been waiting such a long time
I've forgotten what real is

I'm a lost cause
and I've got deep flaws and tonight
I'll keep them out of sight
and with your eyes shut
you won't see whats inside
I've learned how to hide
when I catch your eye and I buy your drink
when I take you home
I try my hardest not to think how
I've been waiting such a long time
to find someone to be real with
I've been waiting such a long time
I've forgotten what real is