Guy in a phone booth, real good time, maybe 70's?

Trying to find this song for years and it's driving me nuts. Can't remember much of it but it was a humorous song (sorta Jim Stafford-ish). I think 70's but could be early 80's and I could have sworn the woman's name was Lucille but unsure now.

Guy goes into a phone booth, sees a number on the wall along with "for a good time call" so he calls it and asks her for a real good time...etc...she says "you stay right there and I'll show you a REAL good time." Cops show up and arrest the guy and he says to the woman "you and I got an altogether different idea of a good time."

Any clue on this one - artist, title or any more of the lyrics - I and my sanity will sing your praises.

Jim Stafford- A Real Good Time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHxE7vPoCFU