When did everyone become a fortune teller
pushing pearls of wisdom down my throat
telling me it's the truth, lying to my face
do I look like a ****, dimwitted and dull
stop fooling yourself, rule number one
break open the fortune kookie
It'll tell you what you want to know
listen to the fortune kookie
lay back and think about where you wanna go
Fortune Kookie
Fortune Kookie
LIES!!!
Fortune Kookie
Fortune Kookie
WHY!!!
lalalalalalala OH!!
lalalalalalala RAHH!!!
when I sit down to a lovely dinner for one
the last thing I want is a proverb to ponder
who pioneered this pointless waste of time
do I seem to be intrigued It's a ****ing act
proverbs and **** get stuck in my food tract
break open the fortune kookie
It'll tell you what you want to know
listen to the fortune kookie
lay back and think about it real slow
Fortune Kookie
Fortune Kookie
LIES!!!
Fortune Kookie
Fortune Kookie
WHY!!!
lalalalalalala OH!!
lalalalalalala RAHH!!!
you call it wisdom
I call it ****
I call it rubbish
you call me ****
I don't need a biscuit to tell me my life
why would you bake what makes no real sense
stand back and re-evaluate everything that make,
you and your life!!
break open the fortune kookie
It'll tell you what you want to know
listen to the fortune kookie
lay back and think about it real slow
Fortune Kookie
Fortune Kookie
LIES!!!
Fortune Kookie
Fortune Kookie
WHY?
WHY?
WHY?
WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow,Atomic One,two in-a-row and I haven't read your third entry yet!I love lines like this:lalalalalalalaRAH you have to know how to sing a gut-growl to write RAH.(I used this very RAH in Louie the Lip)
indeed you did sir and i say it worked well.... i don't actually remember writing this piece and apparently i have an underlying problem with baked goods.
I'd be the last guy to tell you what to post,but.........I find that when someone posts 4-5 songs at once,they get overlooked,it's too much,too soon.I always read what you write but if it's one at a time,I can give it the attention it deserves.Just saying....
fortune kookie
