this chick be bendin over I be checkin out the floor cause
she's a sloppy drunk which makes me think she's kinda *****'ish
panties showin, out the door into a taxi cab
so sad a story, nah it's boring
how could you be like that
daddy to mean, oh ya believe
once he leaves he ain't comin back
so you find a replacement dad
in the form of a douchebag stud named chad
mom wishin he had the personality your dad did
searching for criteria like lookin for a house on adlive
mistook him for a spouse because your so attracted to
the idea of havin a man around to look after you
so you give it up on the first date
like impulse buying, immediate gratification
train has left the station
it's too late to straighten
out your life comtemplating why you've been ostracized