Battle Rap: Freestyle Only

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  1. TheLyricalProdigy said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheProdigy View Post
    geez kid you still exist... well im back to this
    plot twist the idea i even pay you attention must be pure bliss
    now listen i was the original prodigy like an OP
    you just a name stealing little boy ill call lil sweet
    my rhymes aint toys they real fire so hit retweet
    since you seem too comfortable copying me
    steal my name now my own lyrics are on repeat
    sleazy surprise i know you rhyme with a cheat sheet
    N*gga please release your finger off the Ctrl-C key

    HAHA TJ Maxx i see your back too
    just get these facts
    you hate racism while
    nobody else cares
    that monster whatever
    rapper potential cracker
    brag about being blacker
    to imply he has a hint of swagger
    he caught you on a stagger
    now you just plastered
    on this forum im sure
    hes has heard any verse
    reworded and multiply all the curses
    when he plays the race card
    he barely even worse than...
    nevermind

    young flow... you know what NO!
    and tell that to all your little
    kind of rapper friends i do have a preference
    to your definite ending
    and the difference
    to consistently hearing the same
    thug rhymes though we all know
    anyone who had the audacity to
    reach a prodigy had to believe
    you will never be on top of me
    wow thats just crazy
    i know yall hate me but
    welcome to the game you have no chance
    remeber this name (if you saw my face your hands would be in your pants)



    -The Prodigy
    Walking down the street hood up pants down my chances of being shot go up like its a pound. My odds are worse than going swimming and being attacked but when people listen they just over react. Times right now arent in a good spot, but so what because every night I get a new call from yo thot! I ain't no drizzy, I ain't no yeezy, but my lyrics sound like young thug mixed with weezy! I just wanted to warn you I'm not here for the ride I'm here to spit the truth, and I'm sorry for the wait even though I just got out of the booth. Don't cry baby it's all good, just because I left yo hood. I won't steal yo *****es or take yo ritches I don't need that. I'm a killa, I'm a surviva and I rep w my own pack! One more thing I checked yo girls phone she got you as a side dude not looking to torment, but when I checked my number she got me as the main event!
     
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    T-Max Diss
    Rap racing is where your nitro lost
    Maximus the Typo Boss
    Your girl described your pen!s just like your certificate..."MicroSoft".

    Know this, whether Maximus or Kronus, this bogus raps unfocused
    So focus on the hoax in the show bizz'
    Max tryna get signed but rhymes wont come like slow j!zz
    My slogan is slow it...then speed it up so your head is below zhit.
    Blow zhit
    Up like the movie with the old man's house floating
    talkin about hedgehogs while you sound like a mouse choking.
    Your wife in heaven now too, her blouse floating.

    Which mark is next?
    Lines so complex there pretty hard to fetch
    The way i give your gladiator a "round-house" you'd think I'm a creative architect.
    Armed with tecs
    Keep spitten your garbage eventually it'll harm your chest

    dont tempt me, they sent me, cuz Max reached his max even though his "cup is empty".
    I'm friendly
    Sike ill snipe your whole crew then hop in my Bentley.
    Jet Li im quick to catch a body gently. Who's a Gent'? Me
    Stare intensely at plenty till their heart rate trembling.

    What you know about an Uzi? Blood oozing, life or death you forget about losing
    you never had to stay up slanging rocks while your city is snoozing
    This is Bilbo Baggins vs the Dragon, Dragging you off the balcony
    Higher than a Falcon see
    I just turned Max from nothing into somebody that’s alchemy
    Last edited by Template; 04-23-2015 at 05:43 PM. Reason: needed title
     
  3. killinit23 said:

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    Yo im sorry to say your raps are just a joke,
    try and come at me and ima poke,
    you in the heart,
    hit you where it really hurts,
    make that injury,
    make that blood splurt,
    all ova the floor,
    secede you outta society,
    cuz if dont leave,
    theyll put you in a soriety,
    theyll call you a ***** call you a fake,
    and then theyll sweep you away and ill be the rake,
    now im all said and done, if you think you can step up,
    then you better think twice and tell ya boy wassup
     
  4. Calosol Floh said:

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    Yo, this guys trying to battle me please this battle would be nothing if it weren't for me. I spit hot fyre you spit cold frost... My rhymes are so hot just call me nos. My styles switching like mood swings my rhyme's are fly like eagle wings. Much like ur life this battles a fluke u say u got style my rhymes hit you like a nuke. Screw this battle ur girl ain't a ten u say u got a lot of *****es all u got is men.
     
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    MonsterWrapper said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by taylormaximus View Post
    In history class I was Kronos
    Stopped time to strangle Pythagoras
    But didn't have time to enjoy the rush
    Picked up my scythe, clicked rewind
    slit his jug held out a cup
    And drank his blood like Dracula

    I'm the dankest monster eminem never made friends with
    Son of the dragon I fly with vengeance
    Monsterwrapper got thrown away
    In the trash can 4 days he spent ,bottled up rage he couldn't drink away so to hell he felt I had him sent
    Got on his phone and blew out his brains trying hard to come with a rap that could keep up with Tay
    Couldn't so didn't have much to say except what sbu said,

    "Pay attention meat head you're saying the same **** that he said"

    I keep returning for you, and I push return, there is no returning for you
    You're in the urn, burned and bruised
    From your African crew.
    you still representing blue or you blue cuz of the sickness I infested into you
    Deleted his post before I had time to rebuttle his weak attempt
    unless he knew there's no competing?
    I think wrapper got the hint, wrapped up his rhymes and away he went
    He's a vegan, no dairy'ing, lack bravado
    I enjoy beef, bring it on? I'm cow disease, with an overdose
    I'll cut you like filet mignon
    Leave you Outback to rot cuz I only fuk with caviar
    I'm the cavaliers charge, 30 years war I turned to 30 days
    I'm the zombie Kyd missed, after all my brain lies:
    in my pen'is (in my pen is)
    a genius
    Wrapper good luck on constructin your next sentence, bring your helmet OSHA demands it
    Cuz I'm certified, I should warn you they don't like retarded kids
    Been a while since I got into a car crash and was hospitalized so I couldn't respond, but here it is:

    Again and again, he convinces himself his non-rhyming lines are ill/
    His opponent who's gone time from time will spill/
    The blood from his jugular because Tay likes to drink from men/
    He likes when the fluids flood on his face, he likes it again and again/
    And just cuz I haven't replied in a long time, doesn't mean I'm retired/
    I didn't feel well, but now I got fuel and I'm re-tire'd.
    Ridicules me for quoting a legend, but says the same sh1ts per verse/
    Kronos is known for going forward, but Tay hits reverse/
    Digging up some old sh1t about African references with nothing new/
    Been bluffing blue, my mistake, thought the best way to end it was rushing you/
    Decides to go quote eminem, without changing the line/
    And he talks sh1t whenever I'm authentically arranging my rhyme/
    His lines: don't even rhyme, decent punches, and sometimes a sh1tty metaphor/
    How did he get this cocky? Probably when he met a four/
    Smashed it and lasted 2 secs, now he's a pimp cuz he can get a wh0re/
    Kyd murdered you on your own challenge and he's nowhere near to a genius/
    I'm the genius, with the Monster p3nis, is it all in my gene? Yes./
    Lyrics that are so ridiculously vague, he needs to explain it in parentheses/
    The sickness that you spread? Stupidity. Too bad we can't prevent disease/
    It managed to reach 90% of the posters in this thread, you included/
    Cuz 90 present, and turn out to be posers in this thread, you conclude it/
    You can tell I'm a vegan, enjoying these carrots(karats) I earned
    I'd swallow up your celery(salary), since its merit you yearn.
    AABB? Wow! Congratulations! You know the alphabet!
    You made an alpha bet when you came back/
    Cuz its a shame that, this verse makes you reroute and fret/
    How did he think anything in his verse was acceptable?/
    This 'Cavalier' is gonna learn to accept a 'Bull'/
    I spit sh1t nation wide, but I'm not on your side/
    Kept pressuring him with wicked disses, till he nodded and sighed/
    Finally aimed the 12 gauge right in his mouth and pulled the trigger with all might/
    Didn't fire, cuz his dumb@ss forgot to buy ammo, so he's bickerin' all night/
    Then goes to his phone, fingers his @sshole before responding to me/
    Which explains why he's always @nal, cuz he fails when he wanna be me/
    My prediction: he'll use the above line to form up a comeback/
    Or he'll use that spare time to jack off in bed, that's his form of a €um-back/
    Good luck, bad luck,/
    He should look, he had luck/
    His lucks ran out, same time my fuks ran out/
    Fuk OSHA, you're being watched by NSA/
    They seeing if you're writing an essay, for this ese/
    You passed the test until we heard what _S say/
    Yes, I'm a hypocrite, go ahead and talk about it/
    And while you writing paragraphs, I flow instead, and I rock! No doubt it.
    Ended you from beginning to end/
    Beginning your ending, now ending your end/
     
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    MonsterWrapper said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by taylormaximus View Post
    In history class I was Kronos
    Stopped time to strangle Pythagoras
    But didn't have time to enjoy the rush
    Picked up my scythe, clicked rewind
    slit his jug held out a cup
    And drank his blood like Dracula

    I'm the dankest monster eminem never made friends with
    Son of the dragon I fly with vengeance
    Monsterwrapper got thrown away
    In the trash can 4 days he spent ,bottled up rage he couldn't drink away so to hell he felt I had him sent
    Got on his phone and blew out his brains trying hard to come with a rap that could keep up with Tay
    Couldn't so didn't have much to say except what sbu said,

    "Pay attention meat head you're saying the same **** that he said"

    I keep returning for you, and I push return, there is no returning for you
    You're in the urn, burned and bruised
    From your African crew.
    you still representing blue or you blue cuz of the sickness I infested into you
    Deleted his post before I had time to rebuttle his weak attempt
    unless he knew there's no competing?
    I think wrapper got the hint, wrapped up his rhymes and away he went
    He's a vegan, no dairy'ing, lack bravado
    I enjoy beef, bring it on? I'm cow disease, with an overdose
    I'll cut you like filet mignon
    Leave you Outback to rot cuz I only fuk with caviar
    I'm the cavaliers charge, 30 years war I turned to 30 days
    I'm the zombie Kyd missed, after all my brain lies:
    in my pen'is (in my pen is)
    a genius
    Wrapper good luck on constructin your next sentence, bring your helmet OSHA demands it
    Cuz I'm certified, I should warn you they don't like retarded kids
    Been a while since I got into a car crash and was hospitalized so I couldn't respond, but here it is:

    Again and again, he convinces himself his non-rhyming lines are ill/
    His opponent who's gone time from time will spill/
    The blood from his jugular because Tay likes to drink from men/
    He likes when the fluids flood on his face, he likes it again and again/
    And just cuz I haven't replied in a long time, doesn't mean I'm retired/
    I didn't feel well, but now I got fuel and I'm re-tire'd.
    Ridicules me for quoting a legend, but says the same sh1ts per verse/
    Kronos is known for going forward, but Tay hits reverse/
    Digging up some old sh1t about African references with nothing new/
    Been bluffing blue, my mistake, thought the best way to end it was rushing you/
    Decides to go quote eminem, without changing the line/
    And he talks sh1t whenever I'm authentically arranging my rhyme/
    His lines: don't even rhyme, decent punches, and sometimes a sh1tty metaphor/
    How did he get this cocky? Probably when he met a four/
    Smashed it and lasted 2 secs, now he's a pimp cuz he can get a wh0re/
    Kyd murdered you on your own challenge and he's nowhere near to a genius/
    I'm the genius, with the Monster p3nis, is it all in my gene? Yes./
    Lyrics that are so ridiculously vague, he needs to explain it in parentheses/
    The sickness that you spread? Stupidity. Too bad we can't prevent disease/
    It managed to reach 90% of the posters in this thread, you included/
    Cuz 90 present, and turn out to be posers in this thread, you conclude it/
    You can tell I'm a vegan, enjoying these carrots(karats) I earned
    I'd swallow up your celery(salary), since its merit you yearn.
    AABB? Wow! Congratulations! You know the alphabet!
    You made an alpha bet when you came back/
    Cuz its a shame that, this verse makes you reroute and fret/
    How did he think anything in his verse was acceptable?/
    This 'Cavalier' is gonna learn to accept a 'Bull'/
    I spit sh1t nation wide, but I'm not on your side/
    Kept pressuring him with wicked disses, till he nodded and sighed/
    Finally aimed the 12 gauge right in his mouth and pulled the trigger with all might/
    Didn't fire, cuz his dumb@ss forgot to buy ammo, so he's bickerin' all night/
    Then goes to his phone, fingers his @sshole before responding to me/
    Which explains why he's always @nal, cuz he fails when he wanna be me/
    My prediction: he'll use the above line to form up a comeback/
    Or he'll use that spare time to jack off in bed, that's his form of a €um-back/
    Good luck, bad luck,/
    He should look, he had luck/
    His lucks ran out, same time my fuks ran out/
    Fuk OSHA, you're being watched by NSA/
    They seeing if you're writing an essay, for this ese/
    You passed the test until we heard what _S say/
    Yes, I'm a hypocrite, go ahead and talk about it/
    And while you writing paragraphs, I flow instead, and I rock! No doubt it.
    Ended you from beginning to end/
    Ending the beginning, now beginning your ending./
     
  7. HDrapwritter said:

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    First of all ive heard this rap before and im new here so prepare to drop to the floor in defeat.
    So now lets go
    I think fast, switch fast, quick fast, quick as
    Immigrants say, ‘No habla ingles', at border-patrol fences
    Messing with Canibus is senseless
    Divide my senses by six and you'll end up with triple sixes
    And triple the digits mean triple the spirits
    My light body to the third power will triple my lyrics
    I'm triple the threat, I'm triple my physical flesh
    I'm telling you, put your money on me then triple your bet
    ‘Cause I won't be satisfied till I'm set
    Till I got a triplex out in Tribeca with the skyline effect
    Rhyming is the nine-to-five that I manipulate best
    Eight hours of writing and memorizing a manuscript
    Called "The Biography of Canibus"
    Subtitled ‘The Ultimate Guide for Teaching Modern Man How to Spit'
    How to tongue twist, how to enunciate certain ****
    How to control your breath, how to make your syllables spit
    You *****s ain't listen to Bis, I kill ‘em with ****
    I'm wicked with this, I should be selling tickets to this
    Paparazzi should probably be taking pictures of this
    My fans in the street with signs tryna picket for this
    Saying, "We want ‘Bis! We want ‘Bis!
    We want the rapper with the illest lyrics!"
    My dedication and my commitment's beginning-less
    I can go four quarters or nine innings for this
    Go twelve rounds, play two days of cricket for this
    Lead crusades across Europe like the Christians for this
    The notion I'm dedicated is an understatement
    My rhymes are out of this world like the Russian space-station
    Sneak-attack rappers, grab them and slash them
    Chop their heads off with claws sharper than velociraptors
    Hunt them like Jurassic Park actors
    But spare Samuel Jackson's life ‘cause he was the only black one
    Action packed like Shaft, the black assassin
    Blasting the .753 backwards Magnum
    Follow me down the road to Damascus
    Do not follow these madmen, popping ecstasy pills like aspirin
    I and I come fe manifest the most high
    Drink a gallon of cyanide and still can not die
    *****s want to lock the ‘Chronicles of Canibus' away forever
    And put my book of rhymes through a shredder
    Never, I'm way too clever the way I manoeuvre
    Beat your *** like Lennox Lewis did to David Tua
    In front of a hundred-million pay-per-viewers your career is ruined
    Your face will be swollen like the Benihana Buddha
    Bring it to ya, prove you're a loser
    Beyond the length of this rhyme you have no future
    Pounce upon you like a puma or some wild cougars
    In the jungle with my adrenaline juices flowing through 'em
    I'ma reprogram everything that you're doing
    Hypnotize the audience you perform in front of to start booing
    You're stupid, you and your whole crew are extremely foolish
    I can't cipher with you ‘cause your breath is too putrid
    Put your mic down and step away from it
    Shut your mother****ing mouth and don't say nothing
    You have the right to remain silent
    Sentenced to life on Rikers Island for terrible freestyling
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by HDrapwritter View Post
    First of all ive heard this rap before and im new here so prepare to drop to the floor in defeat.
    So now lets go
    I think fast, switch fast, quick fast, quick as
    Immigrants say, ‘No habla ingles', at border-patrol fences
    Messing with Canibus is senseless
    Divide my senses by six and you'll end up with triple sixes
    And triple the digits mean triple the spirits
    My light body to the third power will triple my lyrics
    I'm triple the threat, I'm triple my physical flesh
    I'm telling you, put your money on me then triple your bet
    ‘Cause I won't be satisfied till I'm set
    Till I got a triplex out in Tribeca with the skyline effect
    Rhyming is the nine-to-five that I manipulate best
    Eight hours of writing and memorizing a manuscript
    Called "The Biography of Canibus"
    Subtitled ‘The Ultimate Guide for Teaching Modern Man How to Spit'
    How to tongue twist, how to enunciate certain ****
    How to control your breath, how to make your syllables spit
    You *****s ain't listen to Bis, I kill ‘em with ****
    I'm wicked with this, I should be selling tickets to this
    Paparazzi should probably be taking pictures of this
    My fans in the street with signs tryna picket for this
    Saying, "We want ‘Bis! We want ‘Bis!
    We want the rapper with the illest lyrics!"
    My dedication and my commitment's beginning-less
    I can go four quarters or nine innings for this
    Go twelve rounds, play two days of cricket for this
    Lead crusades across Europe like the Christians for this
    The notion I'm dedicated is an understatement
    My rhymes are out of this world like the Russian space-station
    Sneak-attack rappers, grab them and slash them
    Chop their heads off with claws sharper than velociraptors
    Hunt them like Jurassic Park actors
    But spare Samuel Jackson's life ‘cause he was the only black one
    Action packed like Shaft, the black assassin
    Blasting the .753 backwards Magnum
    Follow me down the road to Damascus
    Do not follow these madmen, popping ecstasy pills like aspirin
    I and I come fe manifest the most high
    Drink a gallon of cyanide and still can not die
    *****s want to lock the ‘Chronicles of Canibus' away forever
    And put my book of rhymes through a shredder
    Never, I'm way too clever the way I manoeuvre
    Beat your *** like Lennox Lewis did to David Tua
    In front of a hundred-million pay-per-viewers your career is ruined
    Your face will be swollen like the Benihana Buddha
    Bring it to ya, prove you're a loser
    Beyond the length of this rhyme you have no future
    Pounce upon you like a puma or some wild cougars
    In the jungle with my adrenaline juices flowing through 'em
    I'ma reprogram everything that you're doing
    Hypnotize the audience you perform in front of to start booing
    You're stupid, you and your whole crew are extremely foolish
    I can't cipher with you ‘cause your breath is too putrid
    Put your mic down and step away from it
    Shut your mother****ing mouth and don't say nothing
    You have the right to remain silent
    Sentenced to life on Rikers Island for terrible freestyling
    Hdrapwritter, writes rap litter, and H's 'd' wrap sitters/
    Sitters ranging ages 40 to 60, he's RUNNING THROUGH THEm/
    But before he'd do SIX these, he's attempting to WITHdraw MY hoes/
    Which is making me the big cause of WOES, when this Monster rips off his nose/

    http://genius.com/Canibus-greatest-freestyle-lyrics

    I exposed you, I expected this poser to rip off for his next pose/
    I saw the second verse, that sh1t's hot like fire arrows on xbows/
    Too bad you didn't write every word of it/
    My bad, you did ride every word of it/
    You didn't just hear the verse, you copied and pasted/
    Just tell us, "here's the verse", but instead you copy to paste it/
    "So now let's go", or was he thinking, "Stole, now LET's IT GO"/
    But his plagiarism is FROZEN in snow, so I won't let it go/
    Get it bro?/
    Better ditch, I'm stating it quickly/
    Just like how fast your b1tch gave me a quickie/
    No ones gonna drop to the floor in defeat/
    In fact, you the one who drops on all fours to the feet,/
    Of the MonsterWrapper/
    Who will punish you, don't care if its your first time/
    Write your own sh1t and unlike Taylor, make your verse rhyme/
     
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    MonsterWrapper said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by taylormaximus View Post
    In history class I was Kronos
    Stopped time to strangle Pythagoras
    But didn't have time to enjoy the rush
    Picked up my scythe, clicked rewind
    slit his jug held out a cup
    And drank his blood like Dracula

    I'm the dankest monster eminem never made friends with
    Son of the dragon I fly with vengeance
    Monsterwrapper got thrown away
    In the trash can 4 days he spent ,bottled up rage he couldn't drink away so to hell he felt I had him sent
    Got on his phone and blew out his brains trying hard to come with a rap that could keep up with Tay
    Couldn't so didn't have much to say except what sbu said,

    "Pay attention meat head you're saying the same **** that he said"

    I keep returning for you, and I push return, there is no returning for you
    You're in the urn, burned and bruised
    From your African crew.
    you still representing blue or you blue cuz of the sickness I infested into you
    Deleted his post before I had time to rebuttle his weak attempt
    unless he knew there's no competing?
    I think wrapper got the hint, wrapped up his rhymes and away he went
    He's a vegan, no dairy'ing, lack bravado
    I enjoy beef, bring it on? I'm cow disease, with an overdose
    I'll cut you like filet mignon
    Leave you Outback to rot cuz I only fuk with caviar
    I'm the cavaliers charge, 30 years war I turned to 30 days
    I'm the zombie Kyd missed, after all my brain lies:
    in my pen'is (in my pen is)
    a genius
    Wrapper good luck on constructin your next sentence, bring your helmet OSHA demands it
    Cuz I'm certified, I should warn you they don't like retarded kids
    Been a while since I got into a car crash and was hospitalized so I couldn't respond, but here it is:

    Again and again, he convinces himself his non-rhyming lines are ill/
    His opponent who's gone time from time will spill/
    The blood from his jugular because Tay likes to drink from men/
    He likes when the fluids flood on his face, he likes it again and again/
    And just cuz I haven't replied in a long time, doesn't mean I'm retired/
    I didn't feel well, but now I got fuel and I'm re-tire'd./
    Ridicules me for quoting a legend, but says the same sh1ts per verse/
    Kronos is known for going forward, but Tay hits reverse/
    Digging up some old sh1t about African references with nothing new/
    Been bluffing blue, my mistake, thought the best way to end it was rushing you/
    Decides to go quote eminem, without changing the line/
    And he talks sh1t whenever I'm authentically arranging my rhyme/
    His lines: don't even rhyme, decent punches, and sometimes a sh1tty metaphor/
    How did he get this cocky? Probably when he met a four/
    Smashed it and lasted 2 secs, now he's a pimp cuz he can get a wh0re/
    Kyd murdered you on your own challenge and he's nowhere near to a genius/
    I'm the genius, with the Monster p3nis, is it all in my gene? Yes./
    Lyrics that are so ridiculously vague, he needs to explain it in parentheses/
    The sickness that you spread? Stupidity. Too bad we can't prevent disease/
    It managed to reach 90% of the posters in this thread, you included/
    Cuz 90 present, and turn out to be posers in this thread, you conclude it/
    You can tell I'm a vegan, enjoying these carrots(karats) I earned/
    I'd swallow up your celery(salary), since its merit you yearn/
    AABB? Wow! Congratulations! You know the alphabet!/
    You made an alpha bet when you came back/
    Cuz its a shame that, this verse makes you reroute and fret/
    How did he think anything in his verse was acceptable?/
    This 'Cavalier' is gonna learn to accept a 'Bull'/
    I spit sh1t nation wide, but I'm not on your side/
    Kept pressuring him with wicked disses, till he nodded and sighed/
    Finally aimed the 12 gauge right in his mouth and pulled the trigger with all might/
    Didn't fire, cuz his dumb@ss forgot to buy ammo, so he's bickerin' all night/
    Then goes to his phone, fingers his @sshole before responding to me/
    Which explains why he's always @nal, cuz he fails when he wanna be me/
    My prediction: he'll use the above line to form up a comeback/
    Or he'll use that spare time to jack off in bed, that's his form of a €um-back/
    Good luck, bad luck,/
    He should look, he had luck/
    His lucks ran out, same time my fuks ran out/
    Fuk OSHA, you're being watched by NSA/
    They seeing if you're writing an essay, for this ese/
    You passed the test until we heard what _S say/
    Yes, I'm a hypocrite, go ahead and talk about it/
    And while you writing paragraphs, I flow instead and rock! No doubt it/
    I ended you from beginning to end/
    Ended the beginning, now I'm beginning your end./
     
  10. HDrapwritter said:

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    Dangit, lol, ik i copied and pasted, but i really suck at all this i just admire at how much talent yall have with this lol, My favorite person on here is Backinblack! DUDE YOU ARE AWESOME!
     
  11. Swaggerz said:

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    Yo It's time for yall to stfu and listen to the princess half of y'all peeps can't even rap I read y'all raps n just laugh like Ha dat person cant rap n other of u peeps ur raps just don't make since None of y'all raps have flow n it just **** up lame so when u peeps get beat by a girl I'm gonna laugh Oh wait a min u already did and It's me so Hahaha None of y'all have talent I been singing since I could ever talk n rapping since I was 13.
     
  12. G.D. said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swaggerz View Post
    Yo It's time for yall to stfu and listen to the princess half of y'all peeps can't even rap I read y'all raps n just laugh like Ha dat person cant rap n other of u peeps ur raps just don't make since None of y'all raps have flow n it just **** up lame so when u peeps get beat by a girl I'm gonna laugh Oh wait a min u already did and It's me so Hahaha None of y'all have talent I been singing since I could ever talk n rapping since I was 13.
    Ok Cinderella
    Hold on to your bra and panties
    This aint no spa at the mall with your weakness looking like dirty Halloween candy

    Funny

    You think you good and raw
    But I see nothing I wouldn't flush down the toilet stall
    Everything you spewing falls

    Cool it yaww

    she aint nothin but a table cloth
    And then you put all the good stuff on to top to top it off

    Lemme give you a lil flava in ya ear
    Tell you what we actually hear:

    Stop drop and roll
    wait 13 more years then come back with a better flow
     
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    Excuse me son but the queen is here to rule
    So I'll sit back in my throne and watch all you boys drool
    You have nothing on the queen
    I don't think you've ever seen , a girl rock your world like me
    I'm the badest of the bad
    the smartest of the smart
    Don't fall in love with me , I just might break your heart.
    You say she poppin it
    but I'm not buying it son
    So please refrain from rap because I'm number one!
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rxyalty_717 View Post
    Excuse me son but the queen is here to rule
    So I'll sit back in my throne and watch all you boys drool
    You have nothing on the queen
    I don't think you've ever seen , a girl rock your world like me
    I'm the badest of the bad
    the smartest of the smart
    Don't fall in love with me , I just might break your heart.
    You say she poppin it
    but I'm not buying it son
    So please refrain from rap because I'm number one!
    Probably ugly and fat, enough with the fast food.
    You would have went to prom, but nobody asked you
    not even the last dude, he fat too but still he walk past boo.
    Like "I aint even save her for later, she's just mass x2."
    massive, as the gravity on Mars lasting, passive aggressive
    your past must be repressed cuz its actually stressin
    ask me for lessons
    your shirt stretchin, faster than a vag!na thats been rammed since adolescence
    Just like a fake Queen you always mad at the peasants.
    Be glad of my presence
    I plan my coup d'etat behind a basket of presents.

    My rebuttals sympathetically signed
    I'll steal your throne but not your elementary rhymes
    your brain didn't develop mentally in time.

    Rock my world?
    thats cuz every step you take, causes an earthquake
    please for Earth's sake
    lost some weight
    How long did your birth take?
    4 days?
    For a reward you were fed 4 Lays.
    whats more to say, Royalty is desperate for a boyfreind and some horse play
    classmates used to call her, "Horse!..hey"
    then it changed to "cow" with a little bit of fore-play
    she still walks on all fours to this day
    legend has it, she died from being "tipped over" like a full course plate.
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Template View Post
    Probably ugly and fat, enough with the fast food.
    You would have went to prom, but nobody asked you
    not even the last dude, he fat too but still he walk past boo.
    Like "I aint even save her for later, she's just mass x2."
    massive, as the gravity on Mars lasting, passive aggressive
    your past must be repressed cuz its actually stressin
    ask me for lessons
    your shirt stretchin, faster than a vag!na thats been rammed since adolescence
    Just like a fake Queen you always mad at the peasants.
    Be glad of my presence
    I plan my coup d'etat behind a basket of presents.

    My rebuttals sympathetically signed
    I'll steal your throne but not your elementary rhymes
    your brain didn't develop mentally in time.

    Rock my world?
    thats cuz every step you take, causes an earthquake
    please for Earth's sake
    lost some weight
    How long did your birth take?
    4 days?
    For a reward you were fed 4 Lays.
    whats more to say, Royalty is desperate for a boyfreind and some horse play
    classmates used to call her, "Horse!..hey"
    then it changed to "cow" with a little bit of fore-play
    she still walks on all fours to this day
    legend has it, she died from being "tipped over" like a full course plate.
    Haha funny sh1t! I laughed my @ss off reading this. The earthquake line... Just... Keep it up bro
     
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    Lost in a race? Never..except to Swaggerz, the goal was the buffet
    Had nos but gave it away to Walker, bad choice, he ended up 6 feet under
    Tree in the way? Typo made by tay it was actually a treat i came to gave
    Pas-tense? Yeah cuz only Pauls twins alive to be furious with the tree'tment
    Pause in suspense like is tmax serious, whats he speakin, is he feelin temp?

    Template tempted fate when he registered name with plate
    Tmaxs cups empty cuz he drank it all the way,
    walk around half-full like he took everything from temp's plate.

    Slow jizz still bust on tits, still causes kids, i don't see the problem.
    But it's nice of you to solvent, sorry typo..solve it.
    Alchemy joke. made by the boss, who never had to slang ****
    except linguistics, nigg.

    Bilbo vs the dragon is right
    Dragon dragged me off the balcony but first asked me nicely
    I said yes kindly
    Drug me through the stars, i became higher than a falcon, or templates bars
    Declared me a divine entity
    divided templates rap entirely

    The way swaggerz walks, shakes your round-house apart
    creative architect? Your rhymes are archaic, bet you type in the dark
    like at night caveman would hope the flint would spark
    Both waited for something, took lightning and ignited the bark
    Took time and dissected your whole rhyme... and liked it
    I play the part of Kronos and Prometheus, i seem devious
    but really im just a nice kid with a mass murder list.

    Chest will hurt if i keep spitting garbage?
    What trash. It hurts cuz im in love with rap
     
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    This battle has gone far, but one of us isn't on par
    spittin the wrong bars, like bringing up a Walker when you'll need one after I give your legs some long scars.
    Whoops there's another tragic traffic accident. Some faggit crashed his career cuz he was slackin' it.
    Fragments of his raps were stabbed in his back like glass shards of that retards car who inhabits it.
    His metaphors were forced on his poor daughter's door by Mrs. Maximus
    His similes and multi's were similarly bulky but still carried in the coffin so extravagant
    His flaws were like claws digging in his chest raw, causing confusion but he wasnt havin' it
    So instead he fled and said the chest pain was from lovin rap, how inaccurate

    Your chest shouldn't hurt from lovin rap, unless rap doesn't love you back
    Here's a map to find rap, define rap, rap's fine but she divorced you cuz your rhymes wack.
    You can find her in my pad, using an ipad, eyes glad she's no longer being side-tracked.
    Divine? I'll decline that
    Divide raps? I'll multiply and re-design that
    And I do stay in dark caves to hide traps,
    but my real goal was to light a spark to lead these other rappers who are blind bats.
    Sh;t my flow so refined your friends like "rewind Matt!" sorry typo...I tried Max.

    Greek mythology
    Kronus & Prometheus, they see me and speak apologies
    I teach them about life, and next week's biology.
    Rap cheated on you just to get a sneak peak at all of me

    Mass murder list, I'd be offended if I wasn't first in this
    list of targets you can never reach, how absurd this is
    Riding a dragon doesn't mean you can reach stars, we're the furthest wish

    Reach harder, let your mind set sail, reach the harbor
    Trim the sides of your hairy lines like i preach to barbers
    Practice your speech until your speech is smarter
    If I die I ain't a legend, but at least a martyr

    The truth is, your ruthless. Your entire walker scheme was pure bliss
    Admired it so i flipped it and now its useless, sucked its style and nutrition till its fruitless.
    Smashed your rap's domain till its roofless.
    You can move in with me and my wife, Rap, she's humorous.
    But first show me what you got, don't choke, mucus.
     
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    Been a while since I got into a car crash and was hospitalized so I couldn't respond, but here it is:

    Again and again, he convinces himself his non-rhyming lines are ill/
    His opponent who's gone time from time will spill/
    The blood from his jugular because Tay likes to drink from men/
    He likes when the fluids flood on his face, he likes it again and again/
    And just cuz I haven't replied in a long time, doesn't mean I'm retired/
    I didn't feel well, but now I got fuel and I'm re-tire'd.
    Ridicules me for quoting a legend, but says the same sh1ts per verse/
    Kronos is known for going forward, but Tay hits reverse/
    Hating you? Nah, I'm loving you/
    Digging up some old sh1t about African references with nothing new/
    Been bluffing blue, my mistake, thought the best way to end it was rushing you/
    Decides to go quote eminem, without changing the line/
    And he talks sh1t whenever I'm authentically arranging my rhyme/
    His lines: don't even rhyme, decent punches, and sometimes a sh1tty metaphor/
    How did he get this cocky? Probably when he met a four/
    Smashed it and lasted 2 secs, now he's a pimp cuz he can get a wh0re/

    Lyrics that are so ridiculously vague, he needs to explain it in parentheses/
    The sickness that you spread? Stupidity. Too bad we can't prevent disease/
    It managed to reach 90% of the posters in this thread, you included/
    Cuz 90 present, and turn out to be posers in this thread, you conclude it/
    You can tell I'm a vegan, enjoying these carrots(karats) I earned
    I'd swallow up your celery(salary), since its merit you yearn.
    AABB? Wow! Congratulations! You know the alphabet!
    You made an alpha bet when you came back/
    But its a shame that, this verse makes you reroute and fret/
    Returning for me? No, returning the keys/
    Push return? I'd rather Bush returned/
    No returning for me? You're mourning for me in the morning for me/
    How did he think anything in his verse was acceptable?/
    This 'Cavalier' is gonna learn to accept a 'Bull'/
    I spit sh1t nation wide, but I'm not on your side/
    Kept pressuring him with wicked disses, till he nodded and sighed/

    Finally aimed the 12 gauge right in his mouth and pulled the trigger with all might/
    Didn't fire, cuz his dumb@ss forgot to buy ammo, so he's bickerin' all night/
    Then goes to his phone, fingers his @sshole before responding to me/
    Which explains why he's always @nal, cuz he fails when he wanna be me/
    My prediction: he'll use the above line to form up a comeback/
    Or he'll use that spare time to jack off in bed, that's his form of a €um-back/
    Good luck, bad luck,/
    He should look, he had luck/

    His lucks ran out, same time my fuks ran out/
    Fuk OSHA, you're being watched by NSA/
    They seeing if you're writing an essay, for this ese/
    You passed the test until we heard what _S say/
    Yes, I'm a hypocrite, go ahead and talk about it/
    And while you writing paragraphs, I flow instead and rock! No doubt it.
    Ended you from beginning to end/
    Ended the beginning, now I'm beginning your end./
     
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    monsterwrapper let me cough with laughter
    here's me hoping N praying your posting raptures

    That funk junk is dead
    take a chill pill and Strap yo hands to the bed

    My fixture's tenacious
    Mixed with punches that face lift
    Take my test and pass this
    My rhymes rock your core
    Like plates that shift the floor

    Unsheathe the beast
    I destroy and feast
    that monster slain was not a beast

    Take hold and behold I unfold the sheets
    to say the least
    Covered in bull was those lines with bad feats

    "His lucks ran out"
    Well yours been out
    best just go and tap out

    I got that Rolls-Royce repertoire
    Known to strike foes from afar

    I knew a wise man that once said
    Once upon a time .. thee end
     
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    My scheme is vague cuz as blind as hellen keller you are..obviously
    do you need more details?
    The parenthesis are for you, just like the karat and celery are for me
    Which confuses your scheme, are you insulting or just complimenting subtly

    Template man you're good.. Monsters a monster cuz he hides his face like he better should.
    In the closet monster grabs his dik, talks about me jackin off and anal and my ahole,
    Then says he flipped script. Flipped what.. your pillow cuz of temp?

    Youre on the bandwaggin, probably sagging just to receive an ahole pattin
    like "nice job you sure had him"
    Your rectum is wrecked now worse than it ever was,
    African references can suck my balls cuz im better than I ever thunked
    Really Monster thank you for the support, I get it. Template registered
    and monster thought he would have a friend in thread form
    Forced multi's are unfortunately my flaw, claw that rips out heart out then jaw naws
    Just like an accent I cannot help the way of metaphorical development
    Every rhyme of mine is different, flow so sick I became a rotten tampax
    and then hated on feminism, like I was an Arabian..
    You just can't stand that/ _s won't reply to you, wont even say hi, but you still try
    youre as hard as a rock, that I can scratch off with a fingernail I ripped from a monsters claw
    Check for luster, you lackluster, fukin pebble I should've skipped... or just let G.D rip on you
    Which he did. Better than you when youre defending Canibus' lyrics, youre an idiot.
    Did you really have to paste a link showing that HD bit, then write a rap...
    You creative shi*.

    for the relevance of what you last said...how does a rock flow? In the stream
    when kronos starts eroding foundations with his reversal scheme
    How does time exist if kronos only goes forward? Time is a fuction
    its time for your ending, monster that hides in the closet
    ill rip the door off the doorhenge
    and start stoning you all over again, like an Arabian
    you little feminem, stand tall and quit suckin to other men. _S is good, who gives a fuk.
    Obviously your gaped ashhole does
    who cares what _S say? Not me ese, not template, and not C.K
    You little Mexican bet you would cut his lawn for him
    with scissors you use to cut his face out to frame for prayer
    like an Arabian...
    While you hide like a broom and look at the way he gets dressed in his room
    like what clothes he gonna wear, ill wear them too
    Monster in the closet. I won't talk about your hypocrisy
    Cuz you already called it out in your scheme, so congratulations
    You did what I did when I busted shells with ovarys.
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