Battle Rap: Freestyle Only

Majestic bars perfected
Excites those who accept it, electric
Epic texts spread like an epidemic
Expected symptoms reflect epileptic effects
Without a medic its hectic
Cinephile witnessed the text but rejected the depth like a neglected skeptic
Disrespect his form like the U.S does to metrics
Aboard of Kenny's retorts so he wanna see me wreck ship..
Whole world on my flow erode in Noah's Arc
"Unlock the glock"? Your chrome don't spark
I couldn't see your caliber if it glowed in the dark
Kids watch out for the Rapíst, he's roaming the park
Black bites lines and Cinephile's known to just bark
But which one is lesser?
One of them 'stalls' the other's a 'lone', knock them both out Sylvester

I'll 'flag' this pus$y, but erase the a and replace with o
Cause he ain't earned his stripes, so I whip his face some mo'
Edible bars, you know I lace the dough
Who can get this creative and still have a face to show?
Trace the flow
I'll leave the body of a Rapíst behind so they know the case is closed

I've been keeping it short and to the point with my rhymes,
Small doses over time, to kill the one who self-identifies,
As a pro, masquerading as a top MC who can analyse,
Break down bars, so we can see where this felon-lies,
But I'm a Monster when I wrap, and I've lost all patience,
I'm gonna sign up this Downie to my list of patients,
Lie to the rest of the team, all the administration,
So I can finally remove this b1tch from the conversation.

When I commit crimes, I'll never be caught,
I don't follow standard Templates of thought,
I'll stay in a BnB, pay in cash, and put on my gloves,
Then have you killed in another city so they won't suspect us.
F*cking idiot, AIDs aint curable by a vaccination,
It's that kind of ignorance that caused you on vacation,
To sleep with a hooker, lose your virginity,
Then cough up blood, as the virus replicates to infinity.

Right now i'm lying in bed, my body pretty much frozen,
My body only tremors in excitement when I face a real opponent.
Versatile? Don't slate me with this words, I woodn't advise it,
You'll be losing your marbles, when this heat rises,
I make art with my words, music visually appealing, a mosaic,
I glaze over your rhymes, cos most ain't,
Bringing heat, ain't an artisan, I'll stab you with a partisan,
Stone you, then lay your dead body on a floor made of Porcelain.
Versatile? See I made a Verse-of-tiles,
I'll get a better response if I versed-a-tile.

Lets be real here Pro, I've seen more dead bodies than you,
In real life, and on this forum too,
It's my job to identify the cause of death when I see a victim enter my room,
Examine your corpse, forceps specialized for-deaths, remove you from the tomb,
I have the right granted on me to legally sign your death certificate,
That gives me room to actually carry out threats, as long as I'm meticulous,
You're battling the doctor of death, Harold Shipman v2,
The Dark Knight, for once the sequel is new and improved.
Permanent smile? Wanna know how I got these scars?
I thought I was a Bat man (badman) when I was in class,
Always the class clown, the Joker, who only wanted to pass,
Never gave a f*ck about all the time that went past,
But soon I got depressed and wanted nothing more than to end it all,
Struggled on, used my pen as a sword,
And metaphorically slit my lips, So i would think happier thoughts,
Using my raps as an outlet for the scarier sort.

Sucking Templates d1ck willingly? You're always calling him out,
Wanting him to cum, but I'm the fagg0t that you're calling out?
Na, it's funny cos you exploded solely due to him,
He told you to Return, you formed a fellowship, thought he was a King,
You were all mixed up before that, a hypocritical lyrical composite,
But Template arrived, and literally help you come outta the closet.

Ya'll can spit fires hahahaha but that ain't gon stop me

My rap skills ain't crap and unlike you I can make you tap see I don't have to prep to get lip because your b**** is always at my tip and I'm at the cl** with my tip you ain't no hip or a cript just like Pokemon I'll call you piplup cause you aint no top gun I'll smoke you like your a stupid pun

" My brain waves are on the ocean dude" don't you think that being a hypocrite is rude. just go on and continue looking at nude cause you pretending to be something your not is really shrewd you kill the mood while i eat these *****es out like food. Yeah i put Mather cause i got the skills looks like your the one popp'n the pills. saying 'today's the day i body bag you' but really im the one that's beheading you. there's obviously nothing you can do. b*tch ma words will give you the flu. cook you up and put you in my Stew.You'll be known as the rapper who never made it i'll take your words and shake it cause there is no way to fake it! My words will hit you as hard as Brian Shaw your just a screaming b*tch without her bra. Just back down cause unless you wanna get dis'd again that's the law. "Audrey Drake Mathers" yeah you better remember the name cause then you'll remember that your the b*tch that i tamed. The **** that you say is all the same lately im beggining to think your "Rap abilities" are lame im the one with the fame! I would keep going but i'm to fast for you your lyrics are showing!
( against Cinéphile Rappist )

Template Diss:

Your brethren have Harts but smarts are lacking like Kevin's(Kelvin's) degree.
You're a bit of a better competition, so for your rule I've come petitioned.
Your schemes are 'lifted up' until I throw 'down words' and attack. I know... it's a low attempt.
So I lower Temp, because I know how you fare in heights.

Your '678' scheme was dope, but I'll end it with a 'nein'.
'Kingdom' won't last you, I'm 'Hitler's' cast choose/gassed Jews. (lol this line is kinda messed up)
My script sure(scripture) is strained, yeh it's(extraneous) inconspicous, but as long as you see them,
It'll be the last of you... And your friends? You'll never C' M', dawg.

Fine, you're not eight, you're all tenner and I'm off-centered and curious.
Sure, I'm cross-gendered, but your 'pen is' lacking, 'period'.
So I took your 'pad' and only then, the 'flow's' there.
And when you're 'pian', don't cry when your 'fallo's' tear. (read as in "tare", just to add the rhyme)

You said, "In November, contenders felt no ember", but July. (you lie)
They accept ember (September) after I said, "Sorry, I'll rape ya. (Saudi Arabia)
Just give up and March away,'" And they didn't respond, so I ran.(Iran, pretty obvious)
Went to a new forum (form), and realized Black is sh1t, so I shouldn't pack a stan. (Pakistan)

God since you've been respectful and come in with some decent ****, imma help you out. Your last scheme was all over the place, it should make sense in both meanings but it sounds very forced. Except for that some decent wordplay in there and would defo enjoy seeing more by you. Nice to have new (or really old) faces.

Originally Posted by KennyNeverDies

I've been keeping it short and to the point with my rhymes,
Small doses over time, to kill the one who self-identifies,
As a pro, masquerading as a top MC who can analyse,
Break down bars, so we can see where this felon-lies,
But I'm a Monster when I wrap, and I've lost all patience,
I'm gonna sign up this Downie to my list of patients,
Lie to the rest of the team, all the administration,
So I can finally remove this b1tch from the conversation.

When I commit crimes, I'll never be caught,
I don't follow standard Templates of thought,
I'll stay in a BnB, pay in cash, and put on my gloves,
Then have you killed in another city so they won't suspect us.
F*cking idiot, AIDs aint curable by a vaccination,
It's that kind of ignorance that caused you on vacation,
To sleep with a hooker, lose your virginity,
Then cough up blood, as the virus replicates to infinity.

Right now i'm lying in bed, my body pretty much frozen,
My body only tremors in excitement when I face a real opponent.
Versatile? Don't slate me with this words, I woodn't advise it,
You'll be losing your marbles, when this heat rises,
I make art with my words, music visually appealing, a mosaic,
I glaze over your rhymes, cos most ain't,
Bringing heat, ain't an artisan, I'll stab you with a partisan,
Stone you, then lay your dead body on a floor made of Porcelain.
Versatile? See I made a Verse-of-tiles,
I'll get a better response if I versed-a-tile.

Lets be real here Pro, I've seen more dead bodies than you,
In real life, and on this forum too,
It's my job to identify the cause of death when I see a victim enter my room,
Examine your corpse, forceps specialized for-deaths, remove you from the tomb,
I have the right granted on me to legally sign your death certificate,
That gives me room to actually carry out threats, as long as I'm meticulous,
You're battling the doctor of death, Harold Shipman v2,
The Dark Knight, for once the sequel is new and improved.
Permanent smile? Wanna know how I got these scars?
I thought I was a Bat man (badman) when I was in class,
Always the class clown, the Joker, who only wanted to pass,
Never gave a f*ck about all the time that went past,
But soon I got depressed and wanted nothing more than to end it all,
Struggled on, used my pen as a sword,
And metaphorically slit my lips, So i would think happier thoughts,
Using my raps as an outlet for the scarier sort.

Sucking Templates d1ck willingly? You're always calling him out,
Wanting him to cum, but I'm the fagg0t that you're calling out?
Na, it's funny cos you exploded solely due to him,
He told you to Return, you formed a fellowship, thought he was a King,
You were all mixed up before that, a hypocritical lyrical composite,
But Template arrived, and literally help you come outta the closet.

Where I come from, lying like this wouldn't be permitted/
Fraud is clearly the only crime you've ever committed/
I speak the whole truth and nothing but, leave nothing omitted/
I'll rip apart the core of your raps, leave you're fruity @ss pitted/
I'll reduce you to nothing but I don't reuse or recycle/
I've seen your **** before, you're no more than a disciple/
Murder you in your sleep, blood on your sheets like your menstrual cycle/ Now you're in the backseat, the pippen to my Michael/
Although I'm bringing heat, you won't see me perspire/
You're rhymin puts me to sleep, im Apollo with the lyre/
I'm the one you won't defeat, and the oracle with my prediction/
Everything you sayin to me is a work of fiction/
Crooked smile on but I'll set you straight with my diction/
Rap is clearly new to you, for me it's tradition/
All you did in your last verse is whine like you're a Pinot/
I'll have a field day on you, like Rozay and a European ***/
Leave your girl wet, pooling in her jeans (genes) like amino/
Don't challenge a great when you're more childish than Gambino/
Guess that's why a pinch hitter shouldn't mess with Bambino/
See me, I'm unforgettable, a greatest of all timer/
But you're easily forgotten, feels like I got Alzheimer's/
Early onset, I stop the show when I'm on set/
You claim to be king, but I'll beat you with just a pawn set/
Leave you cowering under blankets, askin mom "Is he gone yet"/
But I'm still here, it's gonna take a lot of these strong bars to offset/
You and you're weak ones/
So like Jay and Talib I've only just begun/
Go ahead and respond, murdering you again will be fun/
Kenny keeps coming back to life, but after me he'll truly be done/

Bars

You are all headed for a brick wall. Collision course no way around it at all. Out like that magazine is what you all ready. I'm forty plus but I'll still wipe each and all you with the floor no peace.

Bumper *** no class you sold your *** in front of your kids so bad. You don't care you never did. Your dirty and stink like you were wearing a veil for 9 weeks that hasn't been cleaned..

Originally Posted by KennyNeverDies

God since you've been respectful and come in with some decent ****, imma help you out. Your last scheme was all over the place, it should make sense in both meanings but it sounds very forced. Except for that some decent wordplay in there and would defo enjoy seeing more by you. Nice to have new (or really old) faces.

Mad love dawg. Oh and yeah, the last one was pretty wack. I just tried to jumble a sh1t load of double entendres everywhere. Nd if my sh1t's decent, then yours would be sh1t, n1gga! Jk, you good you good. But I noticed when you givin advice, when you tell n1ggas they decent, it makes you seem kinda like an overcritical douchebag, nah mean? it ain't gon be that just to give n1ggas some compliments sometimes. But still ty for the feedback cuz I could always get better. You nd Template are a good challenge, but that MW cat needs to step his game up. Peep the verse I'mma bust out against you. peace.

Dw about it, there was some good sh1t in your last one too. Damn shots fired at MW, mans a monster when he goes in. You got kik? A few of us got a group on there.

Originally Posted by Pusha Back To The Fence

Where I come from, lying like this wouldn't be permitted/
Fraud is clearly the only crime you've ever committed/
I speak the whole truth and nothing but, leave nothing omitted/
I'll rip apart the core of your raps, leave you're fruity @ss pitted/
I'll reduce you to nothing but I don't reuse or recycle/
I've seen your **** before, you're no more than a disciple/
Murder you in your sleep, blood on your sheets like your menstrual cycle/ Now you're in the backseat, the pippen to my Michael/
Although I'm bringing heat, you won't see me perspire/
You're rhymin puts me to sleep, im Apollo with the lyre/
I'm the one you won't defeat, and the oracle with my prediction/
Everything you sayin to me is a work of fiction/
Crooked smile on but I'll set you straight with my diction/
Rap is clearly new to you, for me it's tradition/
All you did in your last verse is whine like you're a Pinot/
I'll have a field day on you, like Rozay and a European ***/
Leave your girl wet, pooling in her jeans (genes) like amino/
Don't challenge a great when you're more childish than Gambino/
Guess that's why a pinch hitter shouldn't mess with Bambino/
See me, I'm unforgettable, a greatest of all timer/
But you're easily forgotten, feels like I got Alzheimer's/
Early onset, I stop the show when I'm on set/
You claim to be king, but I'll beat you with just a pawn set/
Leave you cowering under blankets, askin mom "Is he gone yet"/
But I'm still here, it's gonna take a lot of these strong bars to offset/
You and you're weak ones/
So like Jay and Talib I've only just begun/
Go ahead and respond, murdering you again will be fun/
Kenny keeps coming back to life, but after me he'll truly be done/

Bars

Where you come from? N1gga you better listen when your ho-tell you a story,
She warned you to stop biting BnBs wack sh1t now this gonna get gory.
Time to get hostel, I'll rip off your balls then glue em onto her labia,
Cut off your hands, that's the punishment for stealing in Saudi Arabia.
Me and you we're different, I've been rhyming hard since the age of 15,
My rhyming puts you to sleep, cos I've laced my words with Agent 15,
You're an oracle, that means you'll have foresaw your defeat,
I'll play along, let you think your winning, I'm the master of deceit.
Al-sign-off the proof that you got Alzheimer's,
Cos you'll forget your out of the maze, lost in the land of minors (Minos),
Til that minor-tore off your d1ck, when you tried to stick it in her vagina.
I make a work of fiction, wait it for it to be published,
In the meantime, you'll walk outta the pub-licked,
Start abusing various members of society, the public,
Don't you see I'm on another level, can up with these puns-quick.
I've never let a pawn beat me, I beat myself off to the p0rn,
You can bring all the heat you want, I'll kick up a storm,
Spark you, stop you from alternating this current and lock you up in my volt,
I can't be destroyed or created, I can only short circuit or fault.
A disciple to the legend of rap, I wont be vain, I can't claim mastery yet,
You can try finish me off, my ideas remain, I'll be a matyr in death.

Idiots like Russian spies,keep it simple stunada

I've been that lord finesse. I've Rick Ross Drake that's best. I do not need your help. God digs me outta mess. You I do not stress. Get up off my test. You steal lyrics cause you have no talent. Get a real life beeitch!!!!!!!

Yall got some good ****, very different style than what I'm used too, I'm new to battling not new to rap so all this story telling **** and the graphic imagery man got me dying over here, also not very quick so like my last thing took me almost 10 minutes to write, I'll get better over time though, get ready for some heat tomorrow

Oh so now were a stalker hu "Cinéphile Rappist"? looks like i know who is the stalker artist. Kenny may be choking but you're the 1 deep-throating! while you gays do that im gonna go out to start Motor-Boating. " surrounded by cum,blood piss and vomit" dumb*ss, you try so hard to say something Atomic. All you do is find good raps and traumatize cause know ones going to believe your b*ll sh*t lies. I'll help you reach your carrier demise. You prob only know Ron Jeremy cause you sit in your room jerking to him. You're the only one that wants to put thier small d*ck up into him. While you close your eyes just to pretend that it's a harem. I'd like to see Kenny Dis you, man "Go Kenny" b*tch i can all ready hear'em. Go punch your lights out man I DARE him. By the time he come he'll knock you to the floor like a broken drum man you're a f*cking bum! I'm over hear drinkin' Shasta the only reason im laying low is cause i know im the Master. What's the matter? Afraid i'm gonna hang your head on a platter?!Cause my rhymes couldn't make you look any flatter.I would keep going with all these words that im throwing, but thinking you're the best isn't better knowing. just look at you all the guys your blowin'!

@Audrey, There's only one Marshall. You should stop trying like @Kenny almost did with a pill bottle. While you swallow his **** and try to follow.
Look around you, what do you see? A box, a screen and keys. Now thank God you don't look up and see me. Because you'd flatline and the music would end flat out with broken keys. This isn't punchline, This is a fact. In real life I'd lay you flat on your back. Now I heard you're an eight well ***** I'm a ten and tenlbs of pressure would draw your last breath. I'll unlock the "best," cave in your chest loot the rest try to pawn and get neglected. Plate you're worthless a bit overinflated. Stop and check before you're wrecked and let's start the ego pop: You're all men with tiny cocks. Stuck in your heads at bars with sluts and have no heart broke and trying to make payments. If this is passion then it's profession but your attention is a message on a forum thinking I'm bested. Truth be told I don't feel tested. Cause my heart sold as grade A+ meat to the black market. Prime Target. I aim to please myself, this is a treat and let these sweet bombardements ease your heated empty carcass. Now go blow each other and Burns to Smithereens in closeted darkness.

Hate to tell you but im not the follower im the leader, cause i don't see your sh*t getting any sweeter. I don't give a sh*t if you think you got any fact, the fact is that my rap concerts packed. There's no need to throw a fit just cause you know that your rhymes are sh*t stop trying to be the next MC there's nothing you can say against me for every one b*tch you got i got three you say you got an A+ but i see a D- yes had to add the minus cause my people understand that im the one getting money for us. you'll be known as the guy that got floored by us so there's no need to try us. My rhymes come out in a gallant thrust i don't think that i would really need your trust cause im sorry but dis'sing you is my must i'll knock you're *ss out and leave you in the dust. talking about me rapping cr*p on a thread foo so does everybody all they do is post things pretending to be a rapper but i'm sorry i don't give if it's a site i'll but you back in your rapper cause while you try to rap i'm over a your b*tches house starting to tap her. "I aim to please myself" yeah i beat you do cause now learning that you do that while rapping im through there's nothing else you can do cause your rapping carrier is through it's time to start a new. Go out and start a new life while your at it get a decent Wife cause if you f*ck up i'll end your life. I don't want to f*ck you up to bad now so i'll let you keep that smile for a while. I'm like a rap bot while your a thot don't want to know what type of bad sh*t you brought. Rapping is easy but you can't even do that might as well knock your *ss out with a Baseball bat just to see your *ss flat sorry bud but i'm not afraid of blood i'll skin you even if it means to win you but your really stubborn so i'll just kill you. I intentionally make my rhymes long so that i can settle the score and teach you that you're wrong. There's no difference between you're mouth and your *ss either way i'll leave your *ss in the grass no way that you'll pass. I live my life in the fast-lane better tell you're friends to watch out cause im about to reign My words are as fast as Lightning watch out cause if i want to i can be h*lla frightening but the meaning in my words are enlightening i can feel the tiny muscles in your body tightening. I didn't make my name Audrey Drake Mathers because im a wanna-be i did it cause my skills are so close to as great as them that you'll be sick of me.as you say now it's time to take a knee cause h*ll is were you should be. Just look at me now im on a killing spree i'll take you and bag you like you're a refuge. it is my words that get the farthest. You really think im gonna let you Dis me out please i think you're minds in a bit of a drought. I'm over here eating my Cashew Nuts while your seeking for guys butts or maybe even THIER nuts. You just don't get the message cause you've got no more leverage. I'll come over you like a Tempest cause im the real rapper i'd go get your b*tch wet but i all most forgot i all ready tapped her. I just saw your girl with another guy sorry don't know which way she went cause she prob left you cause your f*cked up life is bent i'll leave a dent. Yeah barely starting High School but i'll put you up in flames without the steel wool cause you're nothing but a tool and rap like a fool. My weapon is a sword while yours is a paper towel sorry but your skills are pretty foul. I'm around rap everyday get ready cause this is how i play! But don't worry i'm outta here just go back to your bar and have another beer!

Originally Posted by Audrey Drake Mathers

Hate to tell you but im not the follower im the leader, cause i don't see your sh*t getting any sweeter. I don't give a sh*t if you think you got any fact, the fact is that my rap concerts packed. There's no need to throw a fit just cause you know that your rhymes are sh*t stop trying to be the next MC there's nothing you can say against me for every one b*tch you got i got three you say you got an A+ but i see a D- yes had to add the minus cause my people understand that im the one getting money for us. you'll be known as the guy that got floored by us so there's no need to try us.

50 bucks says your name is Spenny and Kenny payed you 0.50 cents
to try and say nonsense to offend me. Cause I'm stuck like a thorn in your side and slowly my lines will bleed you all dry. Now go cry a river cut down a tree let it Just Timbaland In a Lake so you can make cheddar go print that paper💰 Man I feel bad for your fan's So here's a letter:

Dear Audrey,
Be that guy and buy yourself a nice Suit and Tie then hang it around your neck and die.

Yours Truly,
Everyone who read that last reply with their very own eyes. Including your parents who just commited suicide. Xox