Battle Rap: Freestyle Only

Do you really think you're the best type? cadamarie
Well you're sorely mistaken like a calamari
From an octopus, that's served cold like the subtle dish
I'll throw you into the ocean so you can cuttlefish
And then the sailor catches you
Like your dad in the past, when he used to ravage you
But it wasn't a fish so he was saddened to see
He couldn't tell if it was a cat or marine

But calamari just wanted approval because his boss didn't
He always got rejected, wanted to swallow arsenic
So he quit the job before he joined a gang
Grabbed a slingshot, so he could tell them that he slang
Played Jenga, to say he banged blocks
Posed as blood by playing Jay Rock
Became drunk, then started yappin that he poppin shots
Tried to cypher, but in the end he never offed the top

your heart shines so bright people try to break us up in spit i dont wanna get in any fights i will die without your light ill protect that light becuz its what's right i want you to always be in my sight but sometimes your so far away like a star there's a twinkle in your eyes and it reflects the might sky i will never lie to u or i will die we go together like apples and pie were like a puzzle we make each other complete and when im out on the street i look to the stars and i see you and i wanna be with you but there's these iron bars ill break em like i made em nothing will stand in my way im here with you to stay when we had that first kiss i was so nervous i thought i was gonna miss the first time we meet i will never forget it was love at first sight u were so funny and cute and i was so nervous i went mute but i saw my future and u were on my route my brain cant even compute how much i love you yeah ill love you forever and ever just never forget that

I grieve as I try to retrieve every piece of me, I'm shattered in disbelief I can't eat or sleep I wear my heart on my sleeve, why did you leave I can't breathe without you here with me, why did I believe I could be happy with you I feel complete, feeling the beat of my broken heart I weap, I love you I know you love me too never once did I cheat boo, why couldn't I be less angry, we are meant to be **** the jealousy baby you were heavenly sent to me especially since we had chemistry, I restlessly wonder endlessly if you're my destiny, writing is my remedy to mentally cure me splendidly but I steadily miss you're touch I love you so much but you could give a ****, you brought a smile to my face every day I would awake god I miss you babe, my heart to you I gave I hope that you stay, yeah I made mistakes that I take to the grave but my heart you simply played, maybe our love babe is a grenade waiting to spray accusations & hate all over the place or maybe just babe this is not the end, you were the best girlfriend losing you I can't comprehend, I cherish every moment spent getting back together I recommend, I intend to not pretend that you I didn't offend, but I love you to the moon & back without you in fact my heart is black feel's like a heart attack, we didn't just split theirs a kid up in the mix I will miss, I reminisce about how every hug and kiss you would give made me feel alive, I won't deny you give me butterflies inside, one day babe I wanted you to be my bride be my wife, true love did collide that is not a lie how can you deprive yourself of that in you're life, you told me once then again twice Phil we shouldn't fight, you're anger is a danger, you're not the hulk or a gangster sweet heart you're my savior don't turn into a stranger, every cute thing you would do brought me close to you, don't say we are through you know our love is true, god I love you boo you haven't got a clue what I'd do for you I'm stuck to you like glue, you're my extasy I'm taking this heavily I'm singing a melody cuz we are meant to be & I love you so much & I'm needing you're touch, I love squeezing you're butt all the cuddles and such babe I freaking love you

Wanna make you my wife, I want you in my life, baby I miss your touch baby I love you so much, baby I love you baby I love you yes it is true, baby I love you, I love you baby I love you, baby I love you ima never stop loving you, baby I love you baby I love you (x2)

http://soundcloud.com/phil-taylor-18/i-love-you

Expect my next style
To take you cats out of the pride, exile
Projectiles bars thrown to inject vile
Dead piles of bodies who died happy, its how I spread smiles

Philypay your soundcloud sounds wow
Not shakespeare, but how now?
I'm truly amazed
How can someone sound so trash and expect their duly praise
Parents heard him rap at 30 and realized its no longer purely a phase

Doomvillen..
Just a booth fill-in
Sounds like the kid who kisses the teachers azz and gets a blue ribbon

Taylor Maximus once had a diss
Then had a dream that all white posts could be as long as possible, what a pacifist
Forced will or poor skill? This guy is mad pretending
Either way we all sigh in relief whenever his rap is ending

X2 is just as bad as the next dude
He'll spit his neutral sided four liners than act like he's vexed you
Why mention gangsters and arms when your reach is how a Rex do
I'll send some people to your do' like a Dre and Snoop drug
Then you'll see a band of arms coming together and it ain't a group hug

Cadamarie lacks vocabulary
For all the spam you added that had us mad and wary
You should be stomped on like a horse in a grassy prairie
In this moment, I've spoken an open notion
Do yourself a favor and listen to your own stolen slogan

Template is quick when it comes time to fake his winning
So damn cocky for a guy who's named after a blank beginning
This verse fire, so perspire, your left as a human pollutant
I'll show template a final draft like a soldier's duty recruitment

King there's so many name flips to your lame sh1t
Same sh1t, different toilet
Tell you what happens when I raise the blade..oops spoiled it
King Kong, King of the hill, or even King Arthur
I float above your ahead just to remind you my sting's sharper

Monster, you's an energy drink
So use your energy, think!
If your memory stinks, here's a celery drink, look back in your past there's a remedy g
Your just a white boy who wants to be black, that's a referee tee

Back in Black, with raps like that I should make ya burn in sight
If you ever battled me I'd make ya return in white

Kenny never dies, what are you? a vampire? Elaborate your train of thought
Well vampires do bite...so I guess that explains a lot
Its a pain to jot for a guy who's brain just rots
But denies his cell brain decay, it's not
Something you can go against or claim false
Your name is not applicable, the same way you name salts

Mr.4 is left awaken
Unknown bourne identity, jason
"I dont know who you are or what you want" quote from Liam in Taken
They skipped my bars since I didn't enter, now I break in
The first three spots were taken so he settled for 4
I wonder whats after bronze? A metal for poor's

Ethan.
The kid who misspelled Ether and ended up in the aether
6 feet deep in a seizure while his corny lines signing the waiver
Close the curtain and its certain man: you don't playwright
Left paused, death cause? Dissin, thinking daylight/ they light
Cuz he a vampire, never found someone who sucked that much
Must've been his abusive father since he's already mad fúcked
Worse than a sissy and below a pùssy, you're áss bruh
Like his name suggests, he acts up
He's a Hawke... Only when he Purges a DVD
But never went viral cuz his rap's kept in the CDC
Took out the meat of his content and left E-thin
Smoking E-cigs off leaf twigs face torn to pieces
When Judas/you diss at the wrong time, it resurrected the Jesus
Of the forum,
Let me get the message across... If only you could see, man/see men/semen/seaman
Your "bend of arms" gets white stuff in your mouth ....And it's not your teeth, man

Monster
Your crew and circle gets shoot with verbals
Bullets spiral like the side of your ruined journal
Pack a punch? He Cap'n Crunch biting the Colonel/Kernel

I fukk with your style..but you done fuk'd up
Run amuk slide on thin ice, hockey puck
I strapped jockey tucked, tommy bucked, too bad the DVD can't replay or backtrack
I am Ethan, Hawke raised to his head, Atlanta snapback
Random snapchat how I put a filter on this shot
Killer on the block, Lebron James
What I write leave a mess in ya head, my arm stains
They confused you with me as the voices in Rhianna's brain
I'm on the train so choo/chew while ya chance is genocide slim
My first clause/claws will rip ya throat they can't identify hymn/him
Are you pleased enough?
Speak of áss below pússy your girl said please be ruff
Knees is scuffed, she use them often
If I bend my arm, she bend the knee to the king of coffins
The rest'll be a rest in peace, can't resurrect Jesus you lunatics
I'm only finna kill you but push me then even your crucifix/crew is fixed

Ethan
Acts like he wants to join a rap group
Let me introduce the rap troop
Backwards sonic booms bring the heat
A lit fuse and gasoline surrounds your every scheme
E-thin got a tommy gun in his jeans
he gots a lot of room because of his parents genes
Inbreeding caused this kid to ruff up his doggy with treats
Filler excuse, nervous tissues
Soon his male dog became a she
And growled at hot dogs like he had issues with meat

Best believe E cums before T
But E is just an E
Spell Tee
I'll wear ya, like a referees tee
Then call penalties on your team
But you don't have anybody
Not a body, just a dream
My names Taylor Martin
I'm also King
Your tommy guns empty and monsters hungry
You're about to be filler in more than just my belly

Buddy, instead of direct me
Either 'sit up', or set up correctly
And yeah you got interiors
But when I'm Capn "crunches"?
My 'A-B's always superior

"Bullets spiral"? Ya slugs couldn't hit my crew with verbals
"Atlanta SnapBack", ya shell poppin/pop in slow cuz you a turtle
And I ain't even talk about your last or next/neck's line
His style gets morbid quick like he's on the deadline
Speaking of dead lines, you should use your fillers on that "filter shot"
Cuz when you slide the DMs, my girl turn Lebron, with the "killer block"
She tell me your threads ain't shít when you try to be flossin
King of coffins... when I throw him on his back and I put-im-in-a-coffin
Said you fukks with my style, but then you biting off Template
Ether way, you just rush at the end: Failed attempt blitz

Taylor
Your rap group is harmonic trash
Sonic boom? you'll see gold rounds pop everywhere like when sonic crash

Take your nervous tissues it'll serve as tribute
Like a church of hindus servant to Vishnu
I got more arms than him so dont worry
And if monster's hungry than he'll get his own Curry
Point the 30, off guard he'll get shot fade away its cold and blurry

Been cooking, in Brooklyn, this new yolk is the ingredient there
Pop his big apple this Cee seeks immediate care
If I got issues with meat its cause your beef soft and I ordered medium rare
Hard to filler your belly when magnesium/magazines-in-him there..

I don't have a team but yours ends up shriveled tight
Since Martin King wants to square up I'll give him a civil right

Talked dog but dog your thoughts smashed
Penalty? My pen'll T-bone ya mind is car crashed...

Know your level kid don't get in the ring or match
Your can raise your level high like a kite...theirs always strings attached

E
Killer on the block till I show him how the cube be run
Listen to monster you failed attempt blitz cause I QB run

I see you're a Cee, but you haven't seen a seasoned veteran
With all these light bulbs in my head I'm succeeding Edison
Ethan's reason for seizing my sick flow precedes his need of medicine
E for effort, clogged flow the arteries is severed
Put him to sleep now he counting sheep as shepherd...

Out-rapped he tapped out I Ronda Rouse, E
There's no cold spots, its so hot you get doused g
Connect lines made me known all over the web how you in browse/uni-brows be

Gun tucked like Polo, you strutt'in solo
If you put mags or rounds in max belly, I'll leave your gut just as oval
Cut the vocals when I reach his esophagus
When it comes to arms, we get it your an octopus
Now wait its not too late to think
Says he's good with the pen but octopus just spray their ink

You soft but sound hard, dialect of slovakia
I'll off ya, mafia style too bad the Don's tired
He got in the ring & lit a match, looked cute to my bonfire

Ay yo, it's been a while since I've bust a rhyme
but right now I'mma spit it like I'm Busta Rhymes
nah, I'm just kidding that Jamaican is wack
I apologise Trevor, cause that was kinda slack

I ain't about to diss ya'll cause that'll run the fun
cause once there's violence I might die by the gun
You don't really wanna end a poor mans life
over some freestylin' man, think of his wife

It appears it's about time for me to go
I'mma leave ya'll here while I dream of ****ing a ho
farewell for now, it was great dropping some bars
but right now I'mma fall asleep from countin' the stars.

Ethan
If sonic crashed it's cuz Ethan swallowed another pill
And if this dude fries eggs, it's because minimum wage don't require skill

Fill my stomach with magnesium?
Thats more filler E..try lithium
that'll rebalance my equilibrium
and make my low level bar fold into aluminum,
while this is the titanium you're used to seeing pollute the forum
I'm a toxin carrying vermin
E's a toxic carrion version

Your a torn hymn/him, rectum gaped/wrecked page.
I fart more harmony in a day
then you could handle with a breeze or candle flame

Your jumble of backslash crap you first wrote, I skipped past, now I'm breakin your tracks, and boilin' yolk
You may scramble eggs but i do not unscramble rap, like its a word game
Nah that's all folks,

So.. if you attempt to entwine your punchlines with items the kitchen holds ....
You create word play that's PAINTED gold
Cuz without substance or reason, the form is artificial yellow
My flow is in superior mode, so bold is the script I'm writin in
My keyboard was where the Bible was typed
the legend of creation and how human life begins?
I invented it, so as to keep bliss amongst the ignorant religous citizens
And violence is the only religion I'm encouragin every weekend

Haha
my fishin hook was baited and like yarn it dangled, starboard
while you waited for thanks or a friends support or glee
None in sight? Cuz you can't 'cee ..
Midas well let me tailor your eyelids, they're unnecessary
You received nothing but more battle lines from my veteran team
Acknowledge the disregardment of your scripts: as complements to your strategy

E-thin starved and eyed my mediocre tease
and he couldn't wait to leave me mangled and shown humility
so gave a tug on the thread that threatened Armageddon from the Biblical text
And I reeled this squid up for dinner
or I'll just be a sinner and squash the critter
His body was inside out and his innards... Was an outside-in $hitter

He is at the drive thru takin any order that comes through
Because management is somethin he never could get into, like high school-

he was confident and raw when he tried to roast my beef,
but forget he only hits numbers on the microwaves screen
How da fuk do ya bake a bovine piece on a oven thing..
Let me show you the recipe, takes a whole human being
So this medium meat, without bones was sat on a skillet with level 'T' heat and Ethan was roasted slow
Til my fire rose higher than E's smoke

Ethan dug a hole and that's where he kept all notes that noted foes tolls and his own, mostly bogus filler flow
"Old tommy guns, segas, sonic mentions,
Kitchen ingredients, civil obedience
And where he lives and what he cooks with"

And when this hedgehogs neck snaps in half from whiplash, when he reads temps rap
Then ill reattach part of his throat just so he can swallow the
cracklin I roasted when he froze after temps pose
And when paralysis is the only problem stopping him from swallowing
I'll shove my fist down his esophagus, like a knuckle sandwich with a side of octapus
there's no standing after losing both pelvic limbs, so let's throw this stump in the middle of the ocean and watch him swim,

if you find any kernels hidden just know corn was added, and the reason why is just a corny excuse used by a corny faggittt
And if any colonels become double entendres, don't ask why, blame the corny dude that wrote the Fukin corny line

yall *****s ***

this **** gay af cuh stop rapping

yo bro you aint got no hoes
all you do is stay home and stroke your meat
like you in motha ****in heat
***** just take a seat
with them big *** feet
im boutta repeat this flow
for your ***
later bum see you in the long run

your ***** bro

Originally Posted by king_roaster69

your ***** bro

Testing one 2

Originally Posted by king_roaster69

yo bro you aint got no hoes
all you do is stay home and stroke your meat
like you in motha ****in heat
***** just take a seat
with them big *** feet
im boutta repeat this flow
for your ***
later bum see you in the long run

Yo bro, I love to beat my meat, I do it nice and neat, it's my profession don't have to be discreet, I'll leave you six feet down deep, curb stomp you in the street, my rhymes are concrete, you can't compete step up to my royal seat and claim defeat.

This bear couldnt rap even if he copy and pasted
His arms are bare from shavin
His pen, thrown away and replaced with laziness
His skill? Yawn, and not cuz I'm faded
But cuz his rap is too basic, i don't think he read what he was sayin

If he did he'd erase what was written
And recreate a script, that would leave a nigha wishin he bit it
But instead it was $hit and flushin' is probably what's best considerin the content of his text
And I wish I never encountered such a mediocre excuse of a sentence
Penance is what you deserve to give
A mission to create a better cypher is essential on your next log in
Cuz if not then
I will not change your diaper again
Seriously your whole vocab needs restylin'
This dr Seuss needs to start rhymin' to children, full timin
We veterans deserve and expect intelligent tactics when y'all are addressin raps with aggressiveness
Yogi Madison's yours was an example of rap sin
, so son confess and we won't mention it...but remember it wasn't even average so dispense and get rid of any evidence

A rap convention committee would expel you for submitting your last entry
Seriously it was pathetic that your brain deserves pity
And I tried not to be to savage but I've got challenging disabilities
Most folks end up amputees, youre considered lucky

I ain't got no ho's, or shovels
But holes badly covered around my home,
emit such a horrible smell that'll make your stomach mumble an outward groan
A foot bone growing mold, stuck out at an odd angle, is the closest thing to a grave stone

And inwardly you know you're alone, as you shiver and not because of the cold, you reach for some kinda hope
And as you try to phone anybody you know
The signal is disconnected and you have reached the climax episode of the twilight zone
Survivors? The ozone catches fire and earth explodes

Heart attack symptoms Max sent from within kings cranial system to stop his respiratory organs from supportin his existence
had kings eyes opening with a jerkin'
and his hand twitchin while his very blood was frozen for a moment

and if king looked around for any shadows in the dimness
He had to use peripheral vision to focus on what he's trying to witness,
Cuz his necks rotation was stuck in position and his eyes didn't want to make contact with what his mind imagined was about to get him

King calls himself king, but he's a bee with no sting, dead
He didn't even buzz a lil bit,
And from his lil script he tried to get credit, but who's literary skills are is good as the cavemen he mimicked
And what it did was leave his rep wrecked in more than one dimension
Although I'd mention before the time of Christs Ascension, his style was approved by audience members, especially when they didn't listen

And when he looked at the lyrics he written,
his delirious intelligence was reassured
Cuz images he could've written but didn't, can still occur

My hunger for a mirror has me drawing a smiley face where my face should appear
Let's be clear I can't reflect accurate contextual depth unless those that are left compose an opposing 'tag-ur-it"
response to maxs threats
Before King ends up hurt from self mutilation or worse natural death
I'll just decap his head with a stick that has a blunted edge and submerge his body in a cauldron filled to the brim with boilin acidic potion
And when his body finishes dissolvin' I'll announce the solvin' of all Kings problems and how it's best to let momentum carry kings fall to the bottom where the cauldron is hottest