Battle Rap: Freestyle Only

Originally Posted by Bomb

i bet ur name is Ashley so don't try to bash me u need to sit so I can explain this **** ( ( (Talking) I'm the bomb (rapping) I'll pull up in ur drive I'll shoot u with my .45.cops are coming north and south cause I just blew of ur mouth cops will find ur body in the river bank maybe not cause u sank ul be swimming with the fishes just like all these other *****es (talking) **** the world thug life no peace

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(Ya'll trippin if you think that was fire ****)

Yeah

'i bet ur name is Ashley', it already sounds wack
the rest we dont talk bout, no chance to bounce back
Say you'll shoot me, do it while i give yo girl a loud smack

your chokin, chokin worse than the Dallas Mavericks
At best, your rhymes would only be 'Below Average'
and I know i been praisin her, but yo girl's as hot as a cold beverage
The only way she'd cum was if she used me for leverage
And i dont do that ****, it was entirely 'pleasureless'(haha)

and watch out, someone's about to steal that 'ice cold coke'
certain guy named dakinng, he's gonna make her choke
something i never did, something i never could
but dakinngs gonna make her cum like liquid egg yolk
it's like 'idiot on idiot' sex, dakinng and his(your?) girl joke
for you it was 'hore on idiot' you're the hore bloak
love triangle ****, who's gonna soak...
her in cum, haha, they gonna convoke
Ya should've suspected from the beginning
2 days into it, she found someone else to stroke
someone else to polk
someone else to smoke
someone...who doesn't go by the name of...'Bomb'

[QUOTE=dakinng;1054913]

Originally Posted by smalldig

The only time you'll hear me scream and moan is every night when me and your mom play some peek-a-boo
when I peek at you, it makes me want to go eschew like Pikachu in Scooby Doo.
I would tri her angle, but I don't want to get obtuse like Bruce trying to get loose by copping the deuce while drinking some fruit juice and eating some chocolate mousse.

You tried to call truce, but refused like Zeus walking down Spruce.
You would try to use that as an excuse for me not to abuse the goose who misuse the roots of the boots on Boots from Dora and should vamoose.

You gaze at my rhymes breathlessly like your on a overdose of ecstasy while desperately trying to find a discrepancy in my integrity to successfully erase my rhymes and sublime it like Destiny's necessities!

Why would I hang myself because of a she-thang that got her rhymes out of a bookshelf so that no one else can win the nobel for the worst rhymes to ever inherit on oneself?

Your rhymes makes sense, but I make dollars
I don't need a scholar to make dollars every hour
I'ma take you for a walk, get the collar
and don't forget to poop, because this is the sh**

My rhymes go harder than lesbians nipples
I make you cripple like Curry with the dribble (GET YO' ANKLES BROKE)
You're broke like a motherfu***** joke
make sure you choke on that di** you smoke
This got you all frozen like you just had a stroke

How you gonna pop me when you drop by the taste of pop rocks and little girls playing hopscotch?
Don't make me Hard Knock you like Jay-Z, and erase you from the picture of your family tree.

I made this mizzle drizzle on a chisel and the bit** a** rhymes you wrotizzle made me hard like a bristle fo' shizzle.
My rhymes made your kids kiss like first-aid kit and a kittle with a skittle like Tupac's mom in acquittle!

I make George Zimmerman respect timber man with the last name Martin who dressed like a spartan buying a milk carton in the dawn while he yawn to his death and saved the last breath as a present for Trayvon's dad named Seth and his mother with the maiden name McBeth!

I also make Dakinng cling and hold on to my ding-a-ling and sing ring around the thing with a string which was made in Beijing as a replacement hamstring but instead became a shoestrings hell like a bridegroom losing his marriage ring on the day he become Mr. Bing, and he lost his chance to stick his ding-a-ling in Ms. Bings offsprings spawning in the middle of spring!

I got more bars than Milton Hershey
I never show any mercy like Percy turning thirty the day after he stand up before the attorney for all the dirty things he done before he became unworthy of a McFlurry like Stephen Curry in the first diss I mentioned!

Can't take the pain anymore, I feel you.
You should of knew that when smalldig came to the crew that your life would be screwed.

Twisted you like a screw so you can get misconstrued like food that is glued to the table.

Try to come back for this? I don't think your able to after this
Before you put your finger on that keyboard, go back and reminisce.

You send me a friend request 6 days ago just to continue this beef
You should have left it alone, and now you will face traumatic grief.[/QUOTE
Dude all you do is kill yourself
every time you rap it like a casualty
one for you two for me
you cant even rap
so why you try and be
somethin you aint
while you think you good
takin yo girls taint
but you like that S**t
t=rub it on like paint
and think you better than dakinng
but every time i post
you take the bait
you keep gettin hungry
but n**ga didnt you just ate
but why you on dakinng
cant keep up when yyou only try and hate
but i guess you were meant to lose
just happened to be your fate

I took a break and came back to see all of these garbage raps piling up
You wigga's be tryna' get the mic, but too short to be climbing up

Fool, you white, stop tryna act like you harder than a frozen Mike & Ike
Your raps are as useless as a dog with no bite, my raps will last longer than D*ck Van Dyk*

I be rollin' in my Rolls while you be rollin' in your Tootsie Rolls
that you got from a promo code, trying to act like your a homophobe
with a photo showed of a homosexual flashing like a stroboscope with a wheel-chair accessible ramp for a vegetable who is respectable to be testable with a edible and delectable testicle!

You try to make me like Eminem and jump out of the 2nd floor of a record store
with a Treacherous Four cassette and a cassette recorder in Ecuador with Edward Norton
and witness a metamorphosis of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman
From the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman.

What the fu**? This duck without a puck which is the shape of a truck and likes to suck on wood like a chuck and ask "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" and should choke on the ironwood with 700 pounds of snood and coke with a cloak on and stroke the yolk of the Omelet 'cause the omelet is more lit then Omar.

I'ma cause more drama than a Llama with Barack Obama and make you pause like a comma in a sentence, and be like Osama with a Bin and make you more extinct than the word Ladino.

Like the krill in the George Foreman grill that I referenced that I cooked with a dollar bill with incredible skill, I'ma kill Dakinng, and decapitate that daffodil and cook his head in a Gary Coleman grill with a 100 dollar bill to show who he shouldn't be messing with before he got killed.

I told you to back off and jack off before I smack the crap out your btch as* mom and blow you up like nine-eleven and make you wish you was in heaven like the people who got shot in seven-eleven including Devon, Evan, and Kevin and I beckon you to reconsider your discretion 'cause I can't control my aggression that's my confession and my expression of the question is as deaden as a c-section.

Quit with them wack-as* rhymes,
It's barely worth anybody's time
I'm not that type of mountain that you want to climb
'Cause going back & forth like this is a 3rd degree crime
Especially in my prime, I'll get you more confused than a mime
Stop trying son, you should be going to sleep now, its your bedtime.

Talking who fixes seats rapping I'm mc rabbit ur mc faggot u but dildos on ur seats don't u maggot Drop u like Dj sbu oh wait the names reminded me of u y'all *****s just phoney I put that on my mamma and my dead homies now j arts **** is smelling like sbu **** now I think u snitch u punk *** ***** I get rid of u devil real simple but a bullet in ur temple no peace

So u going to smack ur mom hope u like calling dannking daddy yeah u are then I am now so get out of here with ur fake *** rhymes half pint ***** no peace

U


I hear you talkin' ****, bro you think you're the heat
Please bow down to defeat you're barely mince meat
Stop with the street talk, and start to do the street, walk
Lock yourself in and tell me this, how you gonna battle with this sick **** that I spit *****
See you still flappin' your jaws, prepare to be thrown in the ocean
In the middle with jaws
Or prefer to be served and severed with claws, knock on the doors Of absolute death you may
But please be ready for the automatic failures you may make
So take this and wait for another dismembering, remembering
The tethering of your dream and how it was minced to pieces
Believe in yourself please, to save you now you'll be needin'
Help from Jesus
You think I'm copy, pastin' please, tell me how you're actin' up
Better be quite or Imma bout to ***** smack your mouth shut
For good, yeah man talk the hood talk better go back and walk the hood walk you ain't had the taste of a real G
Get back down to your level and prepare to be beat
Writin' on your sheet, like you're deep please ***** your weak
You ain't on my level or a level at all, take a vacation
Up the damn wall and fall
Humpty Dumpty, I must be rusty but you better knock the **** Down if you goin' against me
I'm hard to beat, you're hardly cheese compared to these beats And this emcee
You ready, alright, so come on down, I bet you to do it
Let's see if you got the balls or if you're just truant
To me, yeah let's keep an eye, on your *** as the heat intensifies
Talk to me in a smart tone, prepare to meet your demise
Throw you, a hundred million miles is what im finna do
Call me Son Goku
I already told you, what I'm gonna do, finna plow through
Yeah man try to tackle a topic more intense then mine
I always rap from the heart, make the fake rappers sigh
But I really really don't give at all a flying ****
My chance of making this **** is the same as seein' a flyin' truck
Or it could all depend on some serious luck
Maybe I'll release a track that is heard my millions
Make it big and to the top and make billions
But that's a dream for another day, I'm here to take you down
Don't care what you say
Freestylin' this rap **** to the grave
Rap battlin' *****es in my spare time for loose change
Please, all of you fake *** rappers are plan
Make like like a plane and take the next trip away
Far away, from here I don't need to here your **** anymore
I'm tired of it now, next place to be, will be a ****in' morgue
But let me just let you all know this, I'm sick of it, all of it
So listen next time I write another track
Listen to the facts I spit, and find it through my old wack rap crap
I know I've said some ****, that know I demise
But just look at my own and, your own life
But this time, through my eyes
I got a couple little *****es that need a little call out
But I'll reside, got more and more, don't get me wrong
Now get the **** back home and call your mom
Continue to rap please, just leave me alone
I'm done hearing wack disses like this
I'm sick of this, listening to this petty as ****
***** thug life no peace

Harder than life u ain't Harder than mine back down or ima whoop ur *** big Time see I'm top dog my **** size of a log and I got 12 inches in ur mom u harder than life I'm harder than thug life back down or I'm goin to find u and I'll have a knife or gun hell to me this **** is fun reply and let me know just let me finish fuking ur *** fuk the world thug life no peace boooom 💣🔪🔫

Originally Posted by Bomb

Harder than life u ain't Harder than mine back down or ima whoop ur *** big Time see I'm top dog my **** size of a log and I got 12 inches in ur mom u harder than life I'm harder than thug life back down or I'm goin to find u and I'll have a knife or gun hell to me this **** is fun reply and let me know just let me finish fuking ur *** fuk the world thug life no peace boooom ������

Da*N my n**ga
see i think you might be a dud
cuz i threw you off my mountain
and all i heard was a thud
but even when i bury yo *****
you still get stuck in the mud
this stuff comes through pass and pass
but when i hit that blow
you become my glass
droppin dimes like it is a catalyst
but you tryna get 12 inches but i think you missed
but they call me the snake
and you wont like me when im hissed
this scale it tips
but only in my favor
but this is the thug story
and you want my lyrics call you mr craver
but i dont want your life
cuz lil n**ga im not your life saver
no romeo no juliet
hit these lines at you
epic rap battle of history
you deadpool and im your bobbafett

M twelve bruh brush ur teeth 💣💣

Originally Posted by Bomb

M twelve bruh brush ur teeth ����

brush my teeth
da hell you think you sayin bruh
dude you the sandwich
without the da*n crust

Your right I'm dead pool I regnerate and I don't se y u hate we both know I'm great but y are u watching those videos u should be watching all thes hoes and looking for new recruits be for I give them the boot ��Thug life no peace

Not u some twelve year old said he had tooth decay

da hell boy doubt that sh*t clearly

Originally Posted by Bomb

Your right I'm dead pool I regnerate and I don't se y u hate we both know I'm great but y are u watching those videos u should be watching all thes hoes and looking for new recruits be for I give them the boot ��Thug life no peace

dude i get new recruits on the daily and yet i toss all them hoes out before i get too attached

My pet rock pooped in the sink.

Originally Posted by dakinng

Da*N my n**ga
see i think you might be a dud
cuz i threw you off my mountain
and all i heard was a thud
but even when i bury yo *****
you still get stuck in the mud
this stuff comes through pass and pass
but when i hit that blow
you become my glass
droppin dimes like it is a catalyst
but you tryna get 12 inches but i think you missed
but they call me the snake
and you wont like me when im hissed
this scale it tips
but only in my favor
but this is the thug story
and you want my lyrics call you mr craver
but i dont want your life
cuz lil n**ga im not your life saver
no romeo no juliet
hit these lines at you
epic rap battle of history
you deadpool and im your bobbafett

Why you even mention 12 inches, just out of interest
I swear the most common phrase you've heard is "wait is it in yet"
And I hate being a savage, but isn't it peak
That the only Snapchats you get are black screens saying "streak"
You ain't even gotta answer
I already have the answer
Your girl had a bigger **** than you the day you tried to pants her
You couldn't get one in, even if she was a pole dancer
Cus if three is a threesome then you must be handsome
Damn I just stole the show, I should request a ransom
But the skill needed to pay it is something that you can't fathom
I know you want to use a couple of my bars, so don't worry you can have em
On the condition you stop letting people ride on your back like a tandem

Gunning for SBU and dissing the whole forum!!
Return of the last Jedi...
Alliance back to handle beef rippin' the ribeye
Ya childish wangsta or a gangsta child wanna be???
Fuxx ya fakeness I'm back to greatness
Let Sbu and his crew knows they can't fabricate a Jedi!
I put one thru ya back let ya balls drop n pop ya sack!
U wanna get slap? Or palm to the tech n let this clap!
This like flint conspiracy no clean taps
Hit up ya apps, miss ya Uber;
Now u can catch this cap!
Im strap from the waist it aint ya fancy-pack
I'm too busy tokin' gats smoke'em rats...
ya body get rattle up n jam pack
Extract the fact from the fiction
Separate the goons from the goblin
Sbu featherweight; catch-weight it's a problem
I don't dumb down ya dumb clowns
Im a heavyweight proclaiming my crown now
Why u front'n with Daking and question his allegiance?
Alliance been living the dream of a King
Just ask Dr. I've been dreaming about it!
Civil right movement got me pumpin' my fist high
Price of the cain gettin' too high
Got dealer tippin' the scale just to get by
While I clock my grime from that 9 to 5
Still got time to pop the 9 in ya spine
Im str8 up OG, break ya V-neck like an old T
U got curve vertebrate like ya O L D!
Oh u need to slow down cuz ya O C D?
We still talk'n bout baking cake like it's old money..
Icing the cake? U couldn't shake a baking soda..
U need a break from ya O D!
I've raise the stake grill up a good plate like a season vet be!
Sbu spread lies like untreated Vets in needs..
U deserve to get vexed for being too wreckless B!!!
Ya getting wet up..piss off cuz ya piss in ur bed..
Only time ya **** wet when ya jizz in ya pant
I ain't talkin' bout fly boy when ya get fry in the pan!
Im talkin' that slang when it whip up in the pan!
Still the flow cold it sizzle out the frying pan'
My pistol blows there's a hole in this dead man!
N ya man Kenny can get a hold of his dead fam!
Rappers lack the feeling until his spleen hit the dam fan!
We all know Kenny don't spit words he just utter nonsense..
Since I've been gone he's still hasn't budge a word since!
N I know in this game y'all love to hate!
They ain't play'n to gain weights;
Try'a chase paper trails
They just catching a court case
Getting all animated try'a make bail out the jail cell!!
While lawyers over charging their case!
And if ya think ur the real one
U be lying to our faces!
How u gonna bite lines; copy n paste?
Despicable..soft as a tooth-paste with no taste!
U flippin' words like u flipping a coin..Two-face??
I fucc with the Benjamin fucc a fake ones..
Im still collecting my thought..
while u can't conjure up a real one!
But really tho it's an easy flip..
Go Ask Sbu who really won?
Oh if he say anything different he's just try'a hype ya up son..
So u can feel a lil real just for once!
N talkin' about that ill-will..now lets be honest!
Is this one of ya sick gag?
Cuz there ain't no containment that can contain this black plague!!
N if u want to catch an epidemic, sure u can try
Ur right tho let the pplz see the real deal that I personify!!
My character inked in flowing motion it's calligraphy certify!
I might not set the saddle str8,
But ya bytch know I can give her a wild ride!
Im still swirl'n my lane while riding high!
Distorted from the smoke scene
After the smoke screen,
U can get lit like a dope fiend!
I smoke nothing but the foinest green!
Tokin' nothing but the foinest sweet!
I'm that rose that rose between the crack of the concretes..
My flow solidify the cement under ya feet!!
The hustle is grimy the street that cultivate me
Still true to the G code living out my fantasy
Money over bytches n bros before hoes
Pimp up and hoes down ya level is D low!
N this sweeter bars is for u Sammyboo
U can get a few..let me peak at u!
Lookin' like a shocking rodent it must be a Pikachu!!! (Ha suckers!!!)

Originally Posted by Alliance

Gunning for SBU and dissing the whole forum!!
Return of the last Jedi...
Alliance back to handle beef rippin' the ribeye
Ya childish wangsta or a gangsta child wanna be???
Fuxx ya fakeness I'm back to greatness
Let Sbu and his crew knows they can't fabricate a Jedi!
I put one thru ya back let ya balls drop n pop ya sack!
U wanna get slap? Or palm to the tech n let this clap!
This like flint conspiracy no clean taps
Hit up ya apps, miss ya Uber;
Now u can catch this cap!
Im strap from the waist it aint ya fancy-pack
I'm too busy tokin' gats smoke'em rats...
ya body get rattle up n jam pack
Extract the fact from the fiction
Separate the goons from the goblin
Sbu featherweight; catch-weight it's a problem
I don't dumb down ya dumb clowns
Im a heavyweight proclaiming my crown now
Why u front'n with Daking and question his allegiance?
Alliance been living the dream of a King
Just ask Dr. I've been dreaming about it!
Civil right movement got me pumpin' my fist high
Price of the cain gettin' too high
Got dealer tippin' the scale just to get by
While I clock my grime from that 9 to 5
Still got time to pop the 9 in ya spine
Im str8 up OG, break ya V-neck like an old T
U got curve vertebrate like ya O L D!
Oh u need to slow down cuz ya O C D?
We still talk'n bout baking cake like it's old money..
Icing the cake? U couldn't shake a baking soda..
U need a break from ya O D!
I've raise the stake grill up a good plate like a season vet be!
Sbu spread lies like untreated Vets in needs..
U deserve to get vexed for being too wreckless B!!!
Ya getting wet up..piss off cuz ya piss in ur bed..
Only time ya **** wet when ya jizz in ya pant
I ain't talkin' bout fly boy when ya get fry in the pan!
Im talkin' that slang when it whip up in the pan!
Still the flow cold it sizzle out the frying pan'
My pistol blows there's a hole in this dead man!
N ya man Kenny can get a hold of his dead fam!
Rappers lack the feeling until his spleen hit the dam fan!
We all know Kenny don't spit words he just utter nonsense..
Since I've been gone he's still hasn't budge a word since!
N I know in this game y'all love to hate!
They ain't play'n to gain weights;
Try'a chase paper trails
They just catching a court case
Getting all animated try'a make bail out the jail cell!!
While lawyers over charging their case!
And if ya think ur the real one
U be lying to our faces!
How u gonna bite lines; copy n paste?
Despicable..soft as a tooth-paste with no taste!
U flippin' words like u flipping a coin..Two-face??
I fucc with the Benjamin fucc a fake ones..
Im still collecting my thought..
while u can't conjure up a real one!
But really tho it's an easy flip..
Go Ask Sbu who really won?
Oh if he say anything different he's just try'a hype ya up son..
So u can feel a lil real just for once!
N talkin' about that ill-will..now lets be honest!
Is this one of ya sick gag?
Cuz there ain't no containment that can contain this black plague!!
N if u want to catch an epidemic, sure u can try
Ur right tho let the pplz see the real deal that I personify!!
My character inked in flowing motion it's calligraphy certify!
I might not set the saddle str8,
But ya bytch know I can give her a wild ride!
Im still swirl'n my lane while riding high!
Distorted from the smoke scene
After the smoke screen,
U can get lit like a dope fiend!
I smoke nothing but the foinest green!
Tokin' nothing but the foinest sweet!
I'm that rose that rose between the crack of the concretes..
My flow solidify the cement under ya feet!!
The hustle is grimy the street that cultivate me
Still true to the G code living out my fantasy
Money over bytches n bros before hoes
Pimp up and hoes down ya level is D low!
N this sweeter bars is for u Sammyboo
U can get a few..let me peak at u!
Lookin' like a shocking rodent it must be a Pikachu!!! (Ha suckers!!!)

Let me write a proper 16 draft rap paragraph
horrify the english language when I hop on a beat, yeah I'm scarin' tracks
only way you'd get recognized beside me is if you wear a mask
you can complain how nateballer is so unfair and whack'
'cause In the end when I look at my peers they be starin' back
you be looking at your laptop seein' mean written 16s,
I be spittin' listerine at this b!tches screen, you wanna spit fresh? then lick it clean
i used to miss this scene, battling for every wish and dream
But the chances to succeed in this business and becoming rich is steep,
Getting paid is as important to you as it is to me
but maybe not, You better find yourself a job soon 'cause every bit of the sh!t you spit is weak.

Ah! Ya fucc boy style
We don't play this shiet!
Talkin' bout gun rack
What I mean is my d1ck on ya bytch titz
Sure to spit foul, knock down ya lunch tray
Fucc ya whackazz 16..take a peek at my resume!!
I don't just shot, the spit will hit ya all spray!
This's easy prey, peel ya flesh from the bone
No laping me dude I speed pass ya zone..
Take it slow homie..I'm above ya head like a drone
U ain't gotta call ya homies they all know ya phony
Try'a switch up ya clique all u get is a click from ya homie!
Who're u gonna call? Beside ghost buster
Ya such a buster suck it up and see the bigger picture
I spill blood by the pitcher
Money ain't shiet to me I just pitch in to pitcher!
N what I mean is my flow get sold like cold crack
Use ya head dummy..or u can get ya skull crack!
It's a wrap RIP Nate Dogg who the fucc is this Nateballer kat?
Ya fake baller fag..sit the fucc down and shut ya trap!!

Originally Posted by GangstaChildolu

Why you even mention 12 inches, just out of interest
I swear the most common phrase you've heard is "wait is it in yet"
And I hate being a savage, but isn't it peak
That the only Snapchats you get are black screens saying "streak"
You ain't even gotta answer
I already have the answer
Your girl had a bigger **** than you the day you tried to pants her
You couldn't get one in, even if she was a pole dancer
Cus if three is a threesome then you must be handsome
Damn I just stole the show, I should request a ransom
But the skill needed to pay it is something that you can't fathom
I know you want to use a couple of my bars, so don't worry you can have em
On the condition you stop letting people ride on your back like a tandem

nice im tired right now ill reply later

Originally Posted by Alliance

It's a wrap RIP Nate Dogg who the fucc is this Nateballer kat?
Ya fake baller fag..sit the fucc down and shut ya trap!!

My raps are phat and tighter than a mac snack wrap up the snatch of a fat d!ke
your p()ssy flows are whack every day of the month so pass the mic
I'm the big baller and your balls are smaller 'cause I take you to school, I'm the father and your the toddler
I tell you to SIT DOWN AND SHUT YA TRAP
everything you say can and will be used against you, i'm the law and this B!TCH CLOWN CAN"T FUCC WIT DAT.