I think it has the following words in it for sure:

"someone put --- in my drink"
"found myself 10,000 miles from home"
"in the gutter with the judies"

I was pretty wasted when I heard it.
It's very old, Irish, English or Austrailian and apparently a very long song about a guy who get's shanghied and wakes up to find himself on a ship heading out to sea far from home and his subsequent adventures.

I've searched every way I know on the net and I'm usually much better about remembering lyrics, but I've really been trying to find the lyrics for months now. Even just a title would be help I'm sure. I thought the title was 10,000 miles from home, but that's drawing a blank everywhere.

Thanks in advance