The sweetest things in the world

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  1. waitmylove said:

    Default The sweetest things in the world

    The sweetest things in the world
    Number 1: Women, Number 2: Fruits
    They are
    Quite similar
    Some women are like green plums
    Sometimes sweet, sometimes sour
    Some women are like grapes
    You cannot refuse them even they are a bit unripe
    Some women are like sour cherries
    Preserve them if you wish, or serve yourself in a plate
    Some women are like watermelons
    You are doomed if she turns out to be tasteless
    Some women are like chestnuts
    You can keep them for winter
    Some women are like melons
    Don't forget to smell them before taking home
    Some women are like figs
    You can consume them both dried and fresh
    Some women are like bananas
    You eat them peeling
    Shortly every woman
    Has a similarity to a fruit
    But at the wedding table
    The man that says "yes"
    Always eats the quince
     
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    lovelyaltagracia said:

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    The sweetest things in the world
    Las cosas más dulces del mundo.

    Number 1: Women, Number 2: Fruits
    Número 1: Mujeres, Número 2: Frutas

    They are
    Son

    Quite similar
    muy similares.

    Some women are like green plums
    Algunas mujeres son como las ciruelas verdes.

    Sometimes sweet, sometimes sour
    A veces dulces, a veces amargas.

    Some women are like grapes
    Algunas mujeres son como las uvas.

    You cannot refuse them even they are a bit unripe
    No puedes rechazarlas aun si son un poco inmaduras.

    Some women are like sour cherries
    Algunas mujeres son como las guindas/Cerezas ácidas.

    Preserve them if you wish, or serve yourself in a plate
    Preservalas si lo deseas, o sirvelas en un plato.

    Some women are like watermelons
    Algunas mujeres son como las sandías.

    You are doomed if she turns out to be tasteless
    estás condenado si resultan insípidas/sin sabor.

    Some women are like chestnuts
    Algunas mujeres son como las castañas.

    You can keep them for winter
    puedes guardarlas para el invierno.

    Some women are like melons
    Algunas mujeres son como los melones.

    Don't forget to smell them before taking home
    No te olvides de olerlas antes de llevarlas a casa.

    Some women are like figs
    Algunas mujeres son como los higos.

    You can consume them both dried and fresh
    puedes consumirlas los dos secas y frescas. (consumirlos/ secos/ frascos....if he's talking about the fruit not the women)

    Some women are like bananas
    Algunas mujeres son como los plátanos.

    You eat them peeling
    te los comes pelados. "las...if he means the women not the fruit"

    Shortly every woman
    Secamente todas las mujeres

    Has a similarity to a fruit
    Tienen una similitud con una fruta.

    But at the wedding table
    Pero en la mesa de boda

    The man that says "yes"
    El hombre que dice "sí"

    Always eats the quince
    Siempre come el membrillo.