Said I was a stranger looking
for somewhere to eat
She said theres no more stranger
then down on Burton St.
First thing I saw was a baby
wearing a toupee
giving directions to Simease twins
going their separate ways
Watched a juggler
throwing life into the sky
said he juggled 2 jobs, 3 kids
and trouble on the side
He performed for the owner
of the Bridal Boutique
who married a divorce lawyer
when he said "I love you, I think"
Watched the blind barber
getting measured for some pants
by a conflicted tailor
who also owns a nudist camp
The homeless real estate agent
gave me sage advice
He said "never read a fortune cookie
that mentions Jesus Christ"
He said "get off of Burton St.
before it turns to night
by turning left at the communist coffee shop
and righteous at the lights."