Never A Dull Moment

Verse 1
Two men who ran for mayor
Received the same number of votes
So they rolled a dice
A 100 year old lady ran for governor
In California, anything's possible
Sometimes it snows in April
Too bad nothing can be done about it

Verse 2
Scientist grew an ear on a mouse
A woman came back to life after her body had froze
Identical twin sisters were reunited after 20 years apart
A man was married to nine women at the same time
The finale of Survivor drew almost 52 million viewers

Verse 3
A sprinter breaks a world record
A team wins its fourth championship in a row
A lost dog is found after two years
A country artist sells 34 million records
A man tries to set off a bomb planted in his shoes
Then he's arrested

Bridge 1
The longer you live
You see things you thought you would never see
You hear bizarre and terrifying sounds
Life will throw lemons at you
You can turn them into lemonade
You don't have to be a magician to do so

Bridge 2
There is never a dull moment
If you look hard enough
You will be surprised and amazed

Chorus
There is never a dull moment
If you look hard enough
You will find the beauty of life
Some things are rarely what they seem
You will be surprised and amazed

Written by B. (Sunday, November 16, 2003)
Copyright 2003