In case anyone isn't familiar with the story of "Lady Chatterley", here's a link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Chatterley%27s_Lover
Hey Lady Chatterley
V1:
Hey Lady Chatterley
come and vist me
I get no kicks from plastic chicks
or the honeys on TV.
Chorus 1:
Well if you'd be so kind
you'd like what you would find
I can light your flame
I can keep your game
Lady Chatterley
V2:
Hey Mr. Chatterley
let your poor wife go
She doesn't want your castle
and she doesn't want your dough
Chorus 2:
Well you think she oughta stay
and you've always had your way
But while you're money-grubbing
well she's dyin for some lovin
Mr Chatterley
V3:
How many Lady Chatterley's
live on your street?
They never been out dancin
but they've always heard the beat
Chorus 3:
Well they all make perfect wives
and they all have ruined their lives
Yeah they all make perfect wives
and they all have ruined their lives
Lady Chatterleys.