Looked in the mirror
A terrible shock
Wrinkled like a prune
Folded like a sock
Sagging like your pants
Muscles weak
Gotta do something
Look like a freak

Hey surgeon
Lift My Face
Make me over
I'm a disgrace
Make me young
Without a trace
Hey surgeon
Lift My Face

See these bags
Under my eyes
They're enough
To make me cry
Droopy droopy
Saggy skin
Come on, doctor
Squeeze me in

Hey surgeon
Lift My Face
Make me over
I'm a disgrace
Make me young
Without a trace
Hey surgeon
Lift My Face

If I can just
Get a new look
I'll put pictures
On facebook

Make me attractive
To my ex
Make me dreamy
To the opposite sex
Need it now
Plastic surgery
Need it now
Rhytidectomy

Hey surgeon!
Lift My Face
Make me over
I'm a disgrace
Make me young
Without a trace
Hey surgeon!
Lift My Face

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