Rumour Has It

Verse 1
They say I love you
But I'm not completely sure
I think I could be your knight and shining armour
If you need a shield and a sword
I will provide one for you
They say I'm an average Joe
And that you're way out of my league
I don't think it's silly
To wear sunglasses at night
Besides, what would you rather wear as a disguise

Verse 2
They say you love diamonds
And a lot of fancy things
If you need the bare necessities
I will provide them for you
My bank account is larger than my I.Q.
But I profess not to be a millionaire
I'm just like millions of other guys

Bridge
Rumour has it that I'm going to run for office
Rumour has it that you'll join a convent
Rumour has it that I'll join a monastery

Chorus 1
Rumour has it that I love you
Rumour has it that you hate me
Rumour has it that we're going to star in a reality show
Rumour has it that you have gained a lot of weight
Rumour has it that we are rich

Chorus 2
Rumour has it that we're moving out of the country
Rumour has it that I'm addicted to drugs
Rumour has it that you are a control freak
Rumour has it that we're in counselling
It seems that everything we do
Or say is taken out of context
If only you and I were invisible
We'd be able to live our lives

Written by B. (Tuesday, December 9, 2003)
Copyright 2003