Conversation is a lost art
Grunts and groans order of the day
Buzz words and monosyllables
Everybody speaking in cliches

I'll Scream if I hear "options"
I'll Scream if I hear "awesome"
I'll Scream if I hear "impact"
I'll Scream if I hear ".com"

Half the people are illiterate
Got no knowledge of science
They much prefer false religion
Belief in lies and superstition

I'll Scream if I hear "annoy"
I'll Scream if I hear "sexist"
I'll Scream if I hear "bigot"
I'll Scream if I hear "racist"

Aaagh! Aaagh!
Aaagh! Aaagh
Aaagh! Aaagh!
Aaagh! Aaagh!

Rap music took us to a new low
Men showing legs in their funny pants
Tattooed women in the streets
Tell the truth, they'll call it a rant

I'll Scream if I hear "options"
I'll Scream if I hear "awesome"
I'll Scream if I hear "impact"
I'll Scream if I hear ".com"

Aaagh! Aaagh!
Aaagh! Aaagh
Aaagh! Aaagh!
Aaagh! Aaagh!

Colyer Bushmeyer ascap