Could be worse
Could be on the moon
Two hundred-fifty
In the afternoon
Could be worse
Could be on Mars
Thin atmosphere
Look at them stars

Cold Winter
Hot Summer
What a drag
What a bummer
What a drag
What a bummer
Johnny Winter
Donna Summer

Could be worse
Could be on Uranus
It's all gas
No surface
Could be worse
Could be on Pluto
Where the hell did
The sun go

Cold Winter
Hot Summer
What a drag
What a bummer
What a drag
What a bummer
Caitlyn Jenner
Joe the Plumber

Just when you think
You got it so good
You realize
You got it bad
Just when you think
You might be happy
You realize
You must be sad

Cold Winter
Hot Summer
What a drag
What a bummer
What a drag
What a bummer
Johnny Winter
Donna Summer

Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap