She called me Young Man
It made me mad
I had to be older
Than her dad
I said I'll be 70
Come December
Done so many things
I can't remember

Young Man, Young Man
Your youth is gone
Do what you can
It don't last long
Young Man, Young Man
What would you change
Nothing at all
Leave it the same

She said I didn't look
A day over 60
But even 60's old
Hard to be sexy
I made up my mind
There'd be no tip
With the price of coffee
Get over it

Young Man, Young Man
Your youth is gone
Do what you can
It don't last long
Young Man, Young Man
What would you change
Nothing at all
Leave it the same

I wouldn't change it if I could
I couldn't change it if I would
Doing the right thing has a price
This coffee's cold as ice

Young Man, Young Man
Your youth is gone
Do what you can
It don't last long
Young Man, Young Man
What would you change
Nothing at all
Leave it the same

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