I Don't Wanna Go To Hell

I don't care about heaven
But I Don't Wanna Go To Hell
I don't wanna be like Lucifer
The morning after he fell
Never liked fire and brimstone
Or pitchforks in my tail
I don't care about heaven
But I Don't Wanna Go To Hell

I've been an atheist all my life
Never believed you had a soul
Duked it out with a Jehovah's Witness
Now it's different since I got old
I always thought that Jesus was gay
Eating supper with all those boys
And all those sermons in church
Were nothing but a lotta noise

I don't care about heaven
But I Don't Wanna Go To Hell
I don't wanna be like Lucifer
The morning after he fell
Never liked fire and brimstone
Or pitchforks in my tail
I don't care about heaven
But I Don't Wanna Go To Hell

I've feared death
Ever since my birth
My whole life
Has been hell on earth

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When I dwell on eternity
I get nervous, I don't wanna burn
I read Milton's Paradise Lost
Dante's Inferno made me squirm
Thoughts of demons scare me shitless
Billy Graham working up a sweat
Jimmy Swaggart and his prostitutes
Jim Bakker, I will never forget

I don't care about heaven
But I Don't Wanna Go To Hell
I don't wanna be like Lucifer
The morning after he fell
Never liked fire and brimstone
Or pitchforks in my tail
I don't care about heaven
But I Don't Wanna Go To Hell

Jim Colyer ascap
http://www.jimcolyer.com