I treated the others like crap
Because I did not love them
I treat you like crap
Because I do love you
It's the only way I know
To deal with women
The only way I know
To act like a man

Treat You Like Crap
That's the real test
I want to abuse you
Make you want more
You're a masochist
Just shut your trap
You can't get enough
Treat You Like Crap

You're no Feminazi
Like Rush talks about
You know your place
There in the house
Cooking my dinner
Scrubbing my floors
Cleaning my toilet
Down on all fours

Treat You Like Crap
That's the real test
I want to abuse you
Make you want more
You're a masochist
Just shut your trap
You can't get enough
Treat You Like Crap

You'll never leave me
Cos you love me too
You live to serve me
While I humiliate you

Treat You Like Crap
That's the real test
I want to abuse you
Make you want more
You're a masochist
Just shut your trap
You can't get enough
Treat You Like Crap

Jim Colyer ascap
http://www.jimcolyer.com