My life has been
One Mess After Another
I even had fights
With my father and mother
Had trouble at school
In the principal's office
My grades went south
Report cards were awful
My Life Has Been
One Mess After Another
Couldn't keep a girl
I was too much into porn
When I hit twenty-one
I started drinking heavy
I fought with the cops
I wrecked my Chevy
Young Justin Bieber
Got nothing on me
I'm a successor
To the late James Dean
My life has been
One Mess After Another
Might've gotten straight
But I thought why bother
Even at seventy
I still mess around
Trying to make
Every woman in town
Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap
http://www.jimcolyer.com