She's Fat

She's got a pretty face
Personality plus
A religious girl
She won't cuss
Sings like a bird
She cooks and sews
There's just one thing
I think you should know

She's Fat
She's a blob
She's obese
She's a slob
She's Fat
She's a blimp
She'll make you
Feel like a wimp

She's more than chubby
She's 400 poounds
She'll grab you up
Spin you around
She went on a diet
She lost a hundred
She came down
From 500

She's Fat
She's a blob
She's obese
She's a slob
She's Fat
She's a blimp
She'll make you
Feel like a wimp

Before you accept
This blind date
I want you to know
She's overweight
She could never
Be a fashion model
More blubber than
Rosie O'Donnell

She's Fat
She's a blob
She's obese
She's a slob
She's Fat
She's a blimp
She'll make you
Feel like a wimp

Jim Colyer ascap
http://www.jimcolyer.com