Woke up this morning
I had the sniffles
Went to Walgreens
Bought some Kleenex
My girlfriend's scared
She's staying away
She won't come over
No sex today

I Went Viral
It doesn't mean
I have a video
Or got famous on youtube
It means I have a virus
A common cold
Stay away
I'll give it to you

Been sneezing and coughing
My voice is hoarse
Just gotta let it
Run its course
Drink lots of liquids
Two weeks' time
Try to stay warm
I'll be fine

I Went Viral
It doesn't mean
I have a video
Or got famous on youtube
It means I have a virus
A common cold
Stay away
I'll give it to you

Leaves on the ground
It's that time of year
I can barely talk
I can barely hear

I Went Viral
It doesn't mean
I have a video
Or got famous on youtube
It means I have a virus
A common cold
Stay away
I'll give it to you

Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap
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