My Life Is Screwed Up
Did it myself, I know that
When I divorced my wife
Because she got fat
Should've stayed with her
Like the Bible says
Til death do us part
The rest of our days

My Life Is Screwed Up
Couldn't fix it if I tried
It was all that snoring
As she slept by my side
I went out to Vegas
Looking for some good times
Looking for some showgirls
Looking for a wild ride

Now a year's gone by
And the money's gone
The good times ran out
The showgirls moved on

My Life Is Screwed Up
Did it myself, I know that
When I divorced my wife
Because she got fat
I saw her today
She's fat no more
She found someone else
And she no longer snores

Colyer Bushmeyer Music ascap
http://www.jimcolyer.com