Born in Louisville
A baby boomer
Came to find out
I's a born loser
Partied through my 20s
Stayed half-drunk
Wonder I didn't
Die in a wreck

Louisville Is Evil
Beer and whisky
No-good women
Made a fool of me
Nashville Is Evil
Supposed to be music
Now it's a hockey
And football city

Pulled into Nashville
40 years ago
Tried my luck
On Music Row
1200 songs
Nobody cares
Wondering when
I'll get my share

Louisville Is Evil
Beer and whisky
No-good women
Made a fool of me
Nashville Is Evil
Supposed to be music
Now it's a hockey
And football city

Go to hell, Louisville!
Kiss my ***, Nashville!

Louisville Is Evil
Beer and whisky
No good women
Made a fool of me
Nashville Is Evil
Supposed to be music
Now it's a hockey
And football city

Jim Colyer ascap